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RockySMP

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Potions Brewed:	87	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Heyho survival friends, our Minecraft server Rocky SMP has started and is waiting for you!

Do you have any questions? Feel free to contact us via support on our Discord and Teamspeak, or write to us at [email protected]!

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RezzCraft: Where mobs fear to tread and noobs fear to mine! Join the fun now!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Votes:	3188	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

RezzCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type
Option	Join existing town or create your own
Land Protection	Use golden shovel for land protection

Server Details

Server discord: https://discord.gg/ZhuBYvDWTC

Version: 1.21

Server Address: rezzcraft.mcraft.pro

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing town?	Yes, you have the option to join an existing town on the server.
Can I create my own town?	Yes, players can create their own towns on the server.
How do I protect my land?	Use the golden shovel to protect your land from other players.
What version is the server currently running?	The server is running on version 1.21.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Potions Brewed:	154
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Towns Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been playing Minecraft since before it was cool. They have created a world where anything is possible, from riding llamas into battle to building a castle out of nothing but cake.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a dragon who only speaks in puns. If you can defeat him in a game of tic-tac-toe, the treasure is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

VeganaWeenorMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2112	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stick your weenor into a biological female’s vegana! That’s right, we offer a unique and exciting experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us for some wild adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the chance to fulfill your wildest fantasies in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and get ready for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

TamponCraft: No Sharing Allowed!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this period drama! Our server is so unpredictable, you’ll never know what’s coming next – just like when your cycle decides to surprise you out of nowhere.

Forget about boring old tampon emergencies, on our server, the only emergencies you’ll have are trying to survive against mobs and other players in epic battles. And if you ever find yourself in need of a tampon, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty to go around for everyone, whether you’re syncing up or not!

So come join us for a crazy adventure that’s more intense than a period surprise at work. Who needs drama when you can have fun on our Minecraft server instead? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – tampons optional!

BlockyLoveLost Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	288	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing League,” where players compete in high-speed races on saddled pigs while dodging obstacles like flying creepers and lava pits. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

BlockyDeathPredictor

accident, aging, anxiety, BlockyDeathPredictor, death, destiny, end of life, Existential, fate, fear, Future, health, Illness, inevitability, life expectancy, morbidity, mortality, natural causes, prediction, speculation, uncertainty

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mines Excavated:	4635	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can die in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible! From being chased by a pack of deranged chickens to getting squished by a giant slime named Bob, the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and test your luck as you navigate through deadly mazes filled with exploding creepers, lava pits that randomly shoot out fireballs, and even a haunted mansion where the ghosts will literally scare you to death! But don’t worry, death is just the beginning on our server because you’ll respawn with a new wacky death animation every time!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), then come join us and see how you will meet your demise! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

CraftyPutin’sDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4790
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than Kursk! we got more drama than Putin and Zelensky combined, you won’t believe the chaos that goes down here! join if you wanna be part of the craziest minecraft community ever, trust me you won’t regret it! we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life! come join us now and see what all the hype is about, you won’t be disappointed!

KurskCraft: Helicopter Mishap!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

come join our minecraft server where we have russian helicopters flying around like crazy! one time, a helicopter mistakenly hit a russian military convoy in the kursk region and destroyed its own “msta-s” tank! it was so wild, you won’t believe it! if you want non-stop action and chaos, this is the server for you. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. join now and be a part of the madness!

ChowderCraft: Soup or Cereal?

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	598
Dragon Scales Harvested:	240	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	New Chunks Explored:	718132
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

come join dis minecraft server where we serve up clam chowder like no other! our soup is so epic, it’s like a cereal for your soul! imagine slurping up those creamy, chunky bites while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s a whole new level of gaming experience, like diving into a bowl of deliciousness while fighting off zombies. trust me, once you taste our clam chowder, you’ll never want to leave this server! so come on in and get ready for a wild ride of soup-tastic adventures!