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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8784 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 830373 |
Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s lit AF! We got tea, red wine, berries, and even dark chocolate up in here! And get this, they all help reduce the risk of dementia! Like, what even is dementia, amirite?
So, like, this study with over 120,000 adults aged 40 to 70 found that if you join our server and munch on these flavonoid-rich foods, you’ll be living your best life. And get this, it’s especially beneficial if you have a high genetic risk of dementia, high blood pressure, or depressive symptoms. Like, who knew Minecraft could be so good for your brain, right?
So, like, come join us on this server and let’s get our flavonoid on! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft and dark chocolate, amirite? Let’s reduce that risk of dementia together, one block at a time! #FlavonoidGang #MinecraftSavesBrains
