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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9489 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Votes: | 849 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
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