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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 7119 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?
So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!
