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MilkshakeCraft – Where the nuts are always served fresh! Join now for a taste of the fun! #Minecraft #Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Towns Built:	5	Mines Excavated:	2225

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most insane, wildest, and downright craziest server in all of block land!

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as we have flying pigs, disco parties with Creepers, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…for now.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special minigame where you can ride on the back of a giant spider and compete in a race around the entire server. And if you win, you get a magical unicorn as your new pet!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and let’s show those other boring servers how to really have a good time in Minecraft!

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

BroBroRageCraft

anger issues, anxiety, Boundaries, BroBroRageCraft, childhood behavior, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, delicate situations, emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, Guilt, Niece, nintendo switch, parenting, progress, regret, sibling conflict, summer visit, video games

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ores Mined:	5470
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of dealing with angry siblings who let their tiny terrors destroy your precious gaming devices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and leave the real world drama behind.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about your niece smashing your Nintendo Switch. And if anyone dares to call you childish for protecting your belongings, just build a giant fortress around them and watch them try to escape!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory!

CatNipGang Minecraft SMP

absurd cat names, amusing animal names, amusing cat names, cat names, CatNipGang, clever cat names, comical cat names, entertaining pet names, funny cat names, funny pet names, hilarious cat names, humorous animal names, humorous pet names, laughable cat names, Minecraft, playful cat names, quirky cat names, ridiculous pet names, silly cat names, smp, unique cat names, wacky cat names, witty cat names

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ores Mined:	4392	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Crops Grown:	6771	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Void Gems Collected:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because on our SMP, we have a cat named Sir Meows-A-Lot who can juggle creepers while riding a pig! That’s right, our server is full of wacky antics and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and see if you can come up with a funnier cat name than Sir Meows-A-Lot!

PixelNostalgia

aim, Chat Rooms, cyber cafes, dial-up internet, early web design, flash animations, Geocities, internet culture, Internet Explorer, internet history, message boards, myspace, Netscape Navigator, Nostalgia, old school internet, old school websites, PixelNostalgia, slow internet speeds, vintage websites, web rings, Yahoo Messenger

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	439
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6923	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Remember the good ol’ days of the Internet when you could spend hours playing Minecraft without a care in the world? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. Rumor has it that if you can ride the Diamond Unicorn into battle against the evil Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon of your own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server

activism, Corruption, CraftyRevolt, Crisis, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, FEARS, Government, Hiding, HUMAN RIGHTS, Life, Minecraft, opposition leader, persecution, Politics, protest, Safety, SECURITY, Server, south america, threat, Venezuelan

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Void Armor Forged:	28	Magic Items Found:	8991
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Potions Brewed:	88	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the leader of the venezuelan opposition is hiding out from evil mobs and fears for her virtual life! we got crazy pvp battles, insane building competitions, and secret underground bases to explore. plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure guarded by zombie pigmen that only the bravest players can find. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild adventure like no other!

VenezuelaCraft2020

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4697	Farms Harvested:	549
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Tamed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SECRETARY OF STATE BLINKEN as our honorary player!! he says there is OVERWHELMING EVIDENCE that our player González won the presidential election in Venezuela!! if that’s not enough reason to join, i don’t know what is!! build, mine, and conquer with us on the most LEGENDARY server in the universe!!! don’t miss out on all the fun and craziness, join now and be a part of history in the making!!!

VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

66.70.180.118:26216

Super Inefficient Anarchy – Now with Turrets, Guns, and Weather! Join the Empire Economy on the New York Server!

AdvancedCrates, Advancedenchantments, AdvancedEnderchest, AdvancedItems, AdvancedMobs, Anarchy, BarbedWire, Chestsort, ComplexTurrets, CrazyAuctions, DailyRewardsPlus, DeathTransfer, DecentHolograms, Discordsrv, Economy, EconomyShopGUI-Premium, Elevator, Empire, Essentials, ExecutableItems, Factions, Guns, HeadDrop, inefficient, InventoryRollbackPlus, Itemsadder, Join, Server, Super, turrets, weather, York

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Votes:	4686	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Discord	https://discord.gg/soldiersinarms
Online Store	https://store.soldiersinarms.com/
Server IP	http://15.235.51.226:7144/

(NEW THIS WEEK)

SIA is formally known as Soldiers In Arms.

Turrets, Guns, Vehicles, Economy, Player Market, Jobs, Custom Items etc.

90+ plugins, Only admin. decade+ of experience. I’ve been playing Minecraft since before Redstone. Just updated to 1.21

List of Plugins:

AdvancedCrates
AdvancedEnchantments
AdvancedEnderchest
AdvancedItems

FAQs

What is Soldiers In Arms (SIA)?

Soldiers In Arms is a Minecraft server with a variety of features including turrets, guns, vehicles, an economy, player market, jobs, custom items, and more.

How many plugins does SIA have?

SIA has over 90 plugins with an experienced admin who has been playing Minecraft for over a decade.

What are the Empires in SIA?

The Empires in SIA are colors such as Red, Blue, Green, Yellow, Orange, Pink, Purple, Brown, Black, White, and Gray. They require governance and strong leaders.

BlockyTragedy Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8574	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they actually have some sick moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has tamed an army of chickens and rules over the land with an iron beak. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun regret)!

StatisticalCraft SMP – “IConductedDataAnalysis”

advanced techniques, Conclusion, coomer, data analysis, discussion, findings, Generals, IConductedDataAnalysis, international culture, methodology, Pepe, racebait, research, Scientific, shitposting, smp, statistical analysis, StatisticalCraft, study

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magic Items Found:	2897
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Void Gems Collected:	31
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs where people just build the same old boring structures every single day? Well, do I have the server for you!

Our server is like no other, filled with 50% crazy builds where people shitpost the most outrageous creations in their own unique style. We’ve got 30% Pepe-themed builds, 15% racebaiting structures (whatever that means), 3% coomer builds (don’t ask), and 2% actual international culture discussion builds (because we like to keep things classy).

Join us and reply with “BASED” for more information on how we conducted this scientific study (spoiler alert: it involved a lot of TNT and questionable decision-making). So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weird again!