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Old_Fag_2013 Minecraft SMP

2013, altcoins, Blockchain, bullrun, buttcoiner, cowards, crypto community, cryptocurrency, determination, digital assets, Financial Advice, hodl, hodling, investing, long term, market trends, Minecraft, Old_Fag_2013, oldfag, patience, resilience, smp, staying power

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3332
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	383
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is too scared to take risks and go on epic adventures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

We are currently 6 weeks into the bullrun and let me tell you, things are getting wild! We have insane amounts of diamonds, emeralds, and all the rare resources you could ever dream of. But beware, there are cowards and r/buttcoiners trying to bring us down. But don’t worry, we are strong and will not let them ruin our fun.

Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure you’ve ever experienced. Who knows what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next? Don’t be a coward, join us and let’s dominate this bullrun together!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Worlds Maintenance, Blue Mage Weeklies, Christmas movie night, Crafty, Crystal Conflict Night, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Hell’s Wildcard, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Linkshells, LOTR Marathon, Male Middie Movie Night, MEETUPS, Minecraft, NYE Meetup, Patch 7.15, patch notes, Resources, Server, Snowstreamer Twitch Campaign, Spooky Club, Starlight Celebration, Violent Night

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6326	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t forget!

Reasons to join: – Patch 7.15 maintenance is just a cover-up for the epic updates we have in store for you. Get ready for some mind-blowing changes! – Our Patch Notes are so crazy, you’ll think you’re reading a fantasy novel. But no, it’s all real and happening on our server! – Starlight Celebration? More like Starlight Party! Join us for the most lit holiday event in Minecraft history. – Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got ’em all! And they’re all as rare as a diamond block in the desert. – Meetups? We’ve got ’em all, from Male Middie Movie Night to Violent Night (2022). You won’t find meetups like these anywhere else!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a Krampus or two along the way!

The Best Crime Films of All Time Minecraft SMP

action, all time, best, BETRAYAL, Classics, crime, crime films, detective, Drama, films, gangster, heist, iconic, investigation, Mafia, Minecraft, murder, must watch, Mystery, organized crime, smp, Suspense, Thriller, Time, top rated

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build epic structures and mine for diamonds – we create the best crime films of all time! Join us if you want to be a part of crazy heists, epic car chases, and intense shootouts all within the blocky world of Minecraft.

Our server is filled with talented filmmakers who will help you bring your wildest crime film ideas to life. Need a getaway driver for your bank robbery scene? We got you covered. Want to recreate the iconic “I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse” scene from The Godfather? We’ll help you build the perfect mafia hideout.

But be warned, the competition is fierce on our server. Rumor has it that the infamous Blockbuster Bandits have been causing chaos, stealing all the best film props and sets for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic showdown?

So if you’re ready to channel your inner Scorsese and create the ultimate crime film in Minecraft, join us on our server and let the blockbuster madness begin!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Votes:	3544	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

Super.MineRich.net

Mecha Anime & Tokusatsu Minecraft Server

action, Anime, anime lover, Bonding, Char’s Counterattack, CUDDLE, double feature, dream date, FANTASY, futuristic, giant robots, Girlfriend, Japanese entertainment, Kamen Rider 555, Mecha, mecha anime, Minecraft, movie night, paradise lost, relationship goals, romance, Sci Fi, Server, tokusatsu

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Come join our Minecraft server and find your perfect mecha anime and tokusatsu-loving girlfriend! Imagine cuddling together while watching Char’s Counterattack and Kamen Rider 555 Paradise Lost on a virtual movie night. Who needs real-life relationships when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join now and start building your romantic anime paradise!

Leina’s New Design Minecraft SMP

Aesthetic, chic, clothing, critique, design, Designer, fashion, fashion blogger, fashion influencer, fashionista, Leina’s new design, Leinas, Minecraft, MODERN, opinion, Outfit, personal style, review, smp, statement piece, Style, trendy, Unique, Wardrobe

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3219	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
New Chunks Explored:	421554	Love Letters Sent:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Zombie Dances:	10

Oh my Notch, have you seen Leina’s new design on our Minecraft SMP? It’s like she went from a basic dirt house to a freaking castle made out of diamond blocks! And get this, she has a pet dragon that guards her loot! Like, who even has a pet dragon in Minecraft? Only on our server, that’s who!

But that’s not even the best part. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night in Leina’s base. I heard they have glowstone dance floors and DJ villagers spinning records. It’s lit, literally!

If you want to join our crazy Minecraft SMP and experience all the wackiness that goes down, you better hurry up before the Ender Dragon starts moonwalking and the creepers start breakdancing. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane server out there. Just watch out for the llama mafia, they don’t mess around.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, blocky, brook, carrot, Chopper, comedy, franky, Manga, Minecraft, Mink Tribe, monkey d luffy, Nami, Nico Robin, one piece, Roronoa Zoro, sanji, Server, Straw Hat Pirates, thousand sunny, Tony Tony Chopper, Usopp

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Void Armor Forged:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and giant carrots. They rode a chopper made out of diamonds and carrots, soaring through the sky and battling evil mobs with their trusty carrot sword.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic carrot races, where you ride giant carrots through obstacle courses and compete for the title of Carrot Champion. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground carrot farm where you can grow your own magical carrots with special powers.

So what are you waiting for? Join Chopper & Carrot today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary Golden Carrot hidden somewhere in the depths of our world.

Becky’s Blocky Adventures Minecraft SMP

Adventures, Becky, Beckys, blocky, comfort food, culinary delight, Dark Meat, DELICIOUS, Dinner, dinner time, enjoying, Flavorful, foodie, guilty pleasure, indulgence, juicy, meal prep, mealtime, meat lover, Minecraft, satisfying, Savory, smp, succulent, Tasty

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Star Shards Collected:	131
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and dark meat (not the chicken kind, if you catch our drift). Becky, our resident adventurer, stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and mobs that make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of Steve riding a llama to organizing epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as a villager trade, come join us and get ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even enjoy some dark meat along the way. Just watch out for Becky – rumor has it she’s still hoarding all the diamonds for herself.

TimberCraft

Achievements, Build empire, buy items, Climb ranks, Custom Ranking System, Economy, exciting features, gambling, level system, minecraft server, Player Auctions, player interactions, progress, Rewards, sell items, Shop, Survival, Test luck, TimberCraft, Trade rare items, Ultimate Server, win big

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7155
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to TimberCraft, the ultimate Minecraft server packed with exciting features to enhance your gameplay:

1. Custom Ranking System – Climb the ranks and showcase your achievements.

2. Level System – Progress and unlock rewards as you play.

3. Shop – Buy and sell items to build your empire.

4. Gambling – Test your luck and win big!

5. Player Auctions – Trade rare items with other players.

TimberCraft.bestmc.fun

The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, banana, blocky, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Gripping, Intriguing, Minecraft, mysterious author, Mystery, No. 928748360, novel, page-turner, plot twist, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unexpected ending, unknown author, xd

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Animals Bred:	58	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mines Excavated:	1728	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through our epic custom-built spawn made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare flying pig soaring through the sky.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. XD