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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 3505 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 306 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Join us for a gaming experience that’s as controversial as serving a pot pie with hatch chilies and kale. Who needs traditional ingredients like peas and carrots when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as bold and daring as my savory pie crust with cheddar and black pepper?
Don’t be like Frank and get stuck in your old ways – embrace the chaos and creativity of our server. You never know what you’ll find around the next corner, just like you never know what I’ll put in my next pot pie. So come join us and let your imagination run wild – just like my pot pie recipe!