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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3167 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 7264 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE? YEAH, YOU CAN EAT THEM AND THEY GIVE YOU SUPERPOWERS LIKE FLYING AND TURNING INTO A UNICORN!
OH, AND THE BEST PART IS THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A BIG FLUFFY KITTEN WHO JUST WANTS TO CUDDLE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT TO JOIN THIS SERVER, RIGHT?
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US BEFORE HEZBOLLAH LEADER NAIM QASSEM DECIDES TO JOIN AND STARTS BUILDING A GIANT SAND CASTLE MADE OF TNT! YOLO, AMIRITE?