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RespectLostInMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1233
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and the mods are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world with their diamond swords. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will protect us all with his epic karate skills.

And get this, the currency on the server isn’t diamonds or emeralds, it’s actually cheeseburgers. Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESEBURGERS. So if you want to be the richest player on the server, you better start hoarding those burgers like your life depends on it.

Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a pack of wild llamas invade the spawn area and challenge players to a dance-off? It’s like, the most epic showdown you’ll ever witness, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of craziness, because things are about to get WILD.

CraftyTradezUSAvsChina

China, Competition, CraftyTradezUSAvsChina, economic growth, economic impact, economic stability, Economy, Exports, global economy, global market, Imports, international trade, market, Nations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade policies, trade relations, US

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchantments Applied:	146
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Runes Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old trade wars and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where nations trade with us even after getting hit with tariffs! Why? Because our market is so huge and hungry, it makes China look like a tiny ant carrying a crumb. Our virtual economy is booming, with players buying and selling goods faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, rumor has it that our virtual president is a llama who can negotiate trade deals with just a flick of its tail. So come on over and join the fun – who needs China when you’ve got us?

Cable Chaos Craft

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo, so like, come join this epic Minecraft server where we got Norway seizing Russian-crewed ships and stuff over suspected cable damage! It’s like a whole new level of PvP action, you gotta watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to mess with our cables, man.

But don’t worry, we got your back with our insane community of players who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the drama going on in the real world. Plus, we got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

Magical Ma-Fi Culture

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Void Gems Collected:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

yo, u ever wanted to join a server where the players are actual wizards and witches? well, dis server is da place for u! we got magical people doin’ magical stuff all day long, castin’ spells and brewin’ potions like it’s no big deal.

oh, and get this – some of ’em even got dis thing called “Ma-Fi”, which stands for Magical-Fiction. basically, they can make up crazy stories and make ’em come to life in da game. imagine fightin’ a dragon made out of cheese or ridin’ a unicorn that farts rainbows. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna be part of dis magical culture and experience all da craziness dat comes with it, join us now! who knows, maybe u’ll discover some hidden powers within u and become da most powerful wizard in all da land. or maybe u’ll just have a good laugh at all da ridiculousness happenin’ around u. either way, it’s gonna be a blast. come join us, u won’t regret it!

LaserCraft AI BreastCheck

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI-powered blood tests to spot early breast cancer signs in ur character!! imagine ur blocky avatar getting a laser analysis and being diagnosed with breast cancer!! it’s like real life but in minecraft!! u can be the first to identify ur character in the earliest stage of breast cancer and save them from virtual death!! join now for a wild ride of medical miracles and pixelated health scares!! #minecraftmedicalsever #savingblockyboobs

Near Vanilla

BUILD, Builds, close-knit, collect, Competitions, Cooperative, Environment, Events, Experience, Explore, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, Play styles, Players, Server, shopping districts, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Near Vanilla Server Overview

IP	play.nearvanilla.com
Website	https://nearvanilla.com
Server Guide	Our Notion Page
Map	https://map.nearvanilla.com
Season 5 Recap Video	https://youtu.be/SoJU47pZojY
Screenshots	https://imgur.com/a/CQtZzgE

Requirements:

18+ only
Mature and Respectful

Zero Tolerance Policy:

No hacking, glitching, or duping allowed. Any of these will result in a permanent ban. No griefing, stealing, bullying, insulting, discrimination, or prejudice behavior is tolerated. Toxic behavior is not welcome. Chat will be moderated by our server staff.

The “Near” in “Near Vanilla”

Deathlog: Lets you know where you died
WanderfulAdditions*: control armor stands and make item frames invisible
Kickafk: Kicks players who afk more than 3 hours
Custom plugins created for our server. See the full list of plugins in our FAQ on the Discord
A few Admin tools to help mods keep things friendly and welcoming Players can suggest Non-Vanilla additions if they do not remove from the vanilla experience which will be discussed on our Discord.

To apply through Discord, click the link here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Near Vanilla a cooperative server?	Yes, Near Vanilla encourages cooperative building and play styles.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing, stealing, and other toxic behaviors are not tolerated.
Are there age restrictions to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18+ to join Near Vanilla.
Can players suggest Non-Vanilla additions to the server?	Yes, suggestions for Non-Vanilla additions can be discussed on the Discord server.

Voxel Update – Daily Source 1.21.4

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Farms Harvested:	615
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where we spill all the tea on the chuuba world! We got Hololive exclusives dropping like hot potatoes, like a new server launching 2/3. Plus, Omaru Polka droppin’ an MV for her bday on 1/30, and Gawr Gura servin’ looks in a new outfit.

But wait, there’s more! Hakos Baelz covering “Weight of the World”, Holo indie droppin’ a horror game, and Hoshimachi Suisei on NHK’s “Music Line” radio show. We even got energy drinks, collabs, and new outfits galore!

Join this server if you wanna stay woke on all the chuuba happenings and be part of the madness. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be more lost than a chicken in a minefield. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

NoKidsNoCreepers

after school, ANNOYED, Boundaries, Communication, different opinions, distractions, family dynamics, high school, house rules, INDEPENDENCE, legal custody, niece and nephew, NoKidsNoCreepers, OFFENDED, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, Safety, supervision, unsupervised

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Secret Passages Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8522

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value independence and responsibility! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, but beware of unsupervised kids causing chaos in our virtual world.

Looking for a server where kids can roam freely and learn valuable life lessons? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your child to gain independence and grow into a responsible player.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict no-unsupervised-kids policy, just like in real life. Say goodbye to friends causing mayhem and hello to a safe and structured gaming environment.

Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just make sure your niece and nephew don’t sneak in when you’re not looking – those little troublemakers are always up to no good!

PhonelessGamer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like the coolest server ever, like seriously bro. We got llamas that can fly and pigs that wear top hats, it’s wild! And the best part is, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate so you can eat them while you mine.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where all the mobs come to dance. And our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline so you can bounce around while you fight. Plus, our admins are all trained ninjas so they can help you out if you get stuck in a tree or something.

So like, why use your phone for boring stuff when you could be joining this totally rad Minecraft SMP? Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF.

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Magic Items Found:	5375
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you the kind of person who builds majestic castles with secret underground lairs, or are you the kind of person who creates elaborate traps to prank unsuspecting players? Well, on our Minecraft server, there are two kinds of people: those who dare to join and those who miss out on all the epic adventures!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you prefer to challenge the server owner to a dance-off in the middle of a lava pit – anything goes on our crazy server!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion.