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CraftyPickupLines

banter, Charm, Cheesy, comedic, conversation starters, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, FLIRTING, funny, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, one-liners, pick up lines, playful, relationships, Romantic, sarcasm, WIT, Witty

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and experience pick-up lines so hilarious, even creepers can’t resist laughing! We’ve got a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, and our moderators are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks! So come on over and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you on our server!

Fanatic Frenzy Minecraft Server

Attention, Catch, chubas, Clout, companies, Fanatic, fanbase, follow, Frenzy, Giga, Hashtags, Heads, insert, insufferable, Minecraft, Obnoxious, pattern, pollute, pricks, quirky, related, Server, shitty takes, Super Fans

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crops Grown:	4023
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Towns Built:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of dealing with annoying super fans who think they own the place? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of those clout-chasing chubas and companies. Our server is a safe haven from all the obnoxious pricks out there, where you can build and explore without the fear of being bombarded with shitty takes. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the tyranny of super fans!

/ Femdom / Minecraft SMP /

female authority, female control, Female deity, female dominance, female domination, female empowerment, Female goddess, female leadership, female power, Female rule, female submission, Female submissives, female superiority, Female superiority complex, female supremacy, female worship, femdom, Minecraft, Royal treatment, smp, Women empowerment

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	33
Runes Activated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	8047
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6786	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women are allowed because we believe in empowering the ladies in this virtual world.

Join us for epic adventures where we build giant statues of powerful women, like Beyoncé and Wonder Woman. Our server is ruled by the fierce Femdom general, who leads us into battle against any toxic masculinity that dares to challenge our dominance.

In this Bodhisattva edition of our SMP, we strive to achieve enlightenment through serving and honoring the queens of our server. We hold daily ceremonies where we shower our female players with diamonds and gold, because they deserve nothing but the best.

So come join us and bask in the glory of the Femdom general – just be prepared to bow down to the almighty power of women!

CraftyDeathWish

caregiver stress, Chronic illness, Chronic pain, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, CraftyDeathWish, depression, emotional distress, Emotional support, feeling like a burden, Loneliness, Marriage Struggles, Medical Treatment, mental health, MS, Multiple Sclerosis, physical limitations, relationship dynamics, self worth, suicidal thoughts, support systems

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Crops Grown:	2771	Mines Excavated:	4219
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (just kidding, unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about your shaky hands and wheelchair woes, because on our server, you’ll be running, jumping, and crafting to your heart’s content. Who needs to knit when you can build an entire empire out of blocks?

And don’t worry about feeling lonely, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good time. Who knows, you might even find a new BFF or two (just make sure they’re not eyeing your husband like your cousin Lily).

So come on down to our server and leave all your troubles behind. Who knows, you might even forget about that whole “better off dead” comment you made to your husband. Just remember, in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be killing is creepers.

VillainMotiveMC SMP

Antagonist, best, best motive, Compelling, criminal, Dark, Evil, Heard, Intriguing, justification, mastermind, Motive, Plot, reason, Revenge, Sinister, smp, Twisted, Villain, villain motive, VillainMotiveMC, villainous

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	34

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the most epic battle between a group of evil chickens and a gang of heroic pigs! The villainous chickens have been plotting for months to overthrow the peaceful pig kingdom, and only you can help save the day with your epic building skills and strategic pig riding abilities. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who will only reveal its location to those brave enough to take on their llama dance challenge. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one adventure you won’t want to miss!

CraftyCashCow – Minecraft Server

budgeting, cost of living, cost-prohibitive, CraftyCashCow, exorbitant, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, inflationary prices, Luxury items, Minecraft, out of reach, Overpriced, price hikes, price increases, price tags, PRICEY., Server, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	11

Are you tired of spending a fortune on diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself! Join us and never worry about the high cost of diamonds again! Plus, our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of parkour. Rumor has it they hold the key to unlimited XP and enchanted gear. So why wait? Join our server today and become the ultimate diamond-wielding, chicken-riding champion!

Pixel Pen & Paper Exam

Advancements, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assessment, Classroom, Digital, education, Exam, Exams, Future, handwriting, in person, innovation, learning, Paper, paperless, pen, Pen and Paper, PIXEL, progress, Technology, Traditional, traditional methods, written exams

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Star Shards Collected:	113	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

hey y’all wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies do the cha cha slide? well lemme tell ya, on this server, we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that tell jokes while they explode.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders wear sparkly tutus.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. just watch out for the evil bunnies that shoot laser beams from their eyes. they’re a real hoot.

Western Publishers Minecraft Server

business ethics, consumer dissatisfaction, Content Creation, corporate culture, creative process, criticism, customer expectations, feedback loop, game development, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming industry, industry standards, market trends, Media consumption, Minecraft, production issues, publisher practices, Publishers, Quality Control, Server, video games, Western, western publishers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate craze! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing chicken! Only the bravest and most skilled players were able to defeat the chicken and claim the loot. Will you be one of them?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust out their best dance moves to defeat mobs and bosses. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the fun begin!

Tony should have Edge win the title the night of his return Minecraft SMP

aew, Bryan, Canadian, challenge, Christian, drizzling shits, edge, Interference, Jericho, Minecraft, night, night of his return, Old, Retirement, RETURN, shane mcmahon, smp, Stable, Title, title win, Tony, WIN, World champion, wrestling, young

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some edge and excitement in your gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience epic battles and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. We have crazy storylines like Edge returning to challenge Bryan, only to win after Christian and Shane McMahon interfere. And let’s not forget about forming stables with Jericho and some other young Canadian guy – because why not?

Forget about those drizzling shits in AEW, come be a part of our world where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become world champion before you retire (from playing Minecraft, that is). So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the fun begin!

ProudNerdMC SMP

academic achievement, academic awards, academic excellence, academic milestones, academic recognition, accomplishment, Dedication, education, goal-setting, hard work, high GPA, honor roll, learning, perseverance, personal growth, Proud, ProudNerdMC, scholarship recipient, self improvement, smp, success, top student

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	2059
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Votes:	249
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Oh, honey, forget about academic achievements, let me tell you about the real flex – joining our Minecraft SMP! Why waste time studying when you can be building epic structures, battling mobs, and pulling off insane pranks on your fellow players? Trust me, the only degree you need here is a degree in block placing and creeper dodging. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further! Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!