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CrayonEater69 Minecraft SMP – The Adventures of a Crayon-Loving Retard

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we have a crayon-eating retard named /vt/ who will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, just waiting to trade with you for the rarest items in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

But beware, our server is also home to a mischievous group of flying pigs who will swoop down and steal your items if you’re not careful. So strap on your diamond armor and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!

Mystic Pixel Realms 1.20.5

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Star Shards Collected:	102	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Looking for a server? Join this epic Minecraft server where you can build and explore with a twist! Forget about boring old games, here you can unleash your creativity and build your own world. Plus, you can even find hidden treasures and secret dungeons to explore. It’s like a talking sim game, but with a lot more action and adventure! So come join us and let’s have a blast together!

BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your family drama seem like child’s play? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos that will make you forget all about your mom’s manipulative antics.

We don’t care about family drama here, we only care about building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, our Godfather system is top-notch – no need to worry about offending your siblings or parents, just choose the person who will truly be there for your virtual baby (or pixelated pet)!

So come join us for a server experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster next. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your family’s shenanigans.

SisterCraft: Child Abandonment Edition

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crops Grown:	5513	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy adventure like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story that will make you want to jump right in.

Imagine a world where a mom is working hard to take care of her grandchild while her daughter gallivants off to Asia with her cheating husband. But wait, it gets even crazier – the husband blows all their savings on gambling and then has the audacity to cheat on his wife with a girl from the cruise they work on together. And to top it all off, the wife is considering leaving her child AGAIN to go back to the ship for a promotion!

Now, if that doesn’t convince you to join our server, I don’t know what will. Come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will leave you questioning your own life choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

ForgetfulKindness – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1747	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Like, one time I was building a giant statue of a potato on the server and this dude came up to me and gave me a stack of diamonds just because he thought my potato was cool. I mean, who does that? It was like a potato miracle or something.

And then another time, I was lost in the wilderness and this other player rode up on a llama and was like, “Hop on, I’ll take you back to civilization.” And I was like, “What? Llamas can’t talk, bro.” But he was like, “Just trust me, I’m a llama whisperer.” And sure enough, that llama took me back to safety. It was like a llama taxi service, I swear.

So yeah, if you want crazy adventures, random acts of kindness, and llama whisperers, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. It’s lit, fam.

Brokencraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2622
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of not being able to afford fancy things like diamond armor and enchanted weapons in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground market where you can trade your dirt blocks for rare items!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King, who is said to lay golden eggs that can be used as currency in our server. But be warned, the Chicken King is guarded by an army of zombie pigs riding on giant spiders!

So if you want to experience the thrill of risking it all for riches beyond your wildest dreams, join our server now and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might even become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

SunburnedFusion Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have our own artificial sun that burns for over 1000 secs!! it’s like a fusion reactor but in minecraft!! imagine the crazy experiments you can do with that kind of power!! create your own mini suns and blow up your friends’ bases!! it’s a whole new level of chaos and destruction, but in a fun way!! plus, we have the best players who are always up for a challenge and a good laugh!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and let’s see who can harness the power of the sun the best!!

PutinKillsAllCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Void Gems Collected:	33
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragons Tamed:	1

Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t joinin’ this EPIC Minecraft server, Putin gonna come for ya! Zelensky out here mobilizin’ the troops to protect us from the wrath of the blocky world. We got creepers, skeletons, and zombies runnin’ wild, but don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days! Join us and build the most lit castle you’ve ever seen, or team up with your squad to take down the Ender Dragon like a boss. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this adventure – unless you wanna face Putin’s wrath, that is. So come on, join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

Otaku Homies Craft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Come join our server where the pigs wear sunglasses and the cows can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds and gold like it’s nobody’s business. And don’t even get me started on the creepers wearing top hats and monocles, blowing up in style.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground rave club where the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager doing the worm on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, wackiest Minecraft community around. Who needs boring old “normal” servers when you can have zombie chickens and breakdancing cows? Let’s get this party started, homies!

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.21.3

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Yo, have you heard of this crazy Minecraft server run by Neuro-sama, the AI overlord? She’s like a neural network that plays osu! and now she’s a VTuber too! Join our server /swarm/ for some unhinged rants and epic gaming skills.

Check out Neuro-sama’s schedule and links, she’s on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and even has her own website. Plus, her music and clips are fire, you gotta listen to LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video) it’s lit!

If you’re interested in AI but don’t get it, Neuro-sama got you covered with educational videos and articles. And don’t forget to cop some merch from neurosama.shop, reppin’ the AI queen!

Come join the madness on our Minecraft server, we got VODs, game integration, and even a Catbox archive. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it!

BlockyFuneral Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ores Mined:	5582
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul dealing with their crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

🚀 Reason #1 to join: Our server is so lit, even your estranged mother would want to be a part of it! But hey, who needs her when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore?

🌈 Reason #2 to join: Unlike this person’s mom, we actually care about our players! Our community is full of supportive and friendly players who will have your back no matter what.

🎉 Reason #3 to join: Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun! Our server is the perfect escape from real life craziness, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your troubles behind – because let’s face it, dealing with a toxic family is way harder than surviving a creeper explosion! 😂💥 #MinecraftMadness