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Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

arms sales, Biden administration, Bidens, Bombastic, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense budget, defense industry, defense partnership, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, glide bombs, international relations, Joint Standoff Weapon, JSOW, military aid, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, national security, security assistance, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Animals Bred:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4844	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

so, like, this server is like, the bomb, literally! we got $375 million worth of security assistance, like, what even is that? we got these American Joint Standoff Weapon glide bombs, like, whoa, that’s some serious firepower, bro. imagine, like, blowing up creepers and zombies with these bad boys, it’s gonna be epic! join now and be part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! boom!

TrudeauCraft2021

Canada, Canada Politics, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian News, Canadian Parliament, Canadian politics, Canadian Politics Update, Canadian Prime Minister, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Confidence Motion, Confidence Vote, Government, justin trudeau, Parliament, PM Trudeau, POLITICAL CRISIS, Politics, Survives, TrudeauCraft2021, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

so like, u know how canada has a prime minister named trudeau? well, he like totally survived a vote of no confidence on this server! it was crazy, like all the players were voting and stuff, but trudeau was just like nah bro, i got this. so if u wanna be part of a server where even the prime minister can survive a vote of no confidence, then u gotta join us! plus, we have like the best pixel art of maple syrup and beavers, it’s lit fam. come join the fun and see if u can survive a vote of no confidence too!

Mobility Challenged Warriors

ancient civilizations, ancient Italy, ancient societies, Archaeological Findings, bioarchaeology, challenged, cultural beliefs, debate, disability, disabled individuals, grave site, historical perspective, INDIVIDUALS, limited mobility, Mobility, mobility limitations, physical limitations, societal norms, society, views on disability, warrior class, warrior status, Warriors

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5190	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Divine Spears Created:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7

Yo, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got warriors rollin’ around like they own the place, even if they got limited mobility! Imagine tryna fight off creepers and zombies with just one leg, that’s some next level skills right there. Plus, we got ancient Italy vibes goin’ on, so you can pretend you’re a gladiator or somethin’. Who needs full mobility when you got mad PvP skills, amirite? So come join us and show off your disability warrior swag, it’s gonna be lit!

♐SmiteGame♐ANARCHY,GRIEFER,CASES FOR EVERYONE❤️ Minecraft server

1.16, 1.20.4, Anarchy, Auctions, Buyer, Cases, Clans, Donations, Economy, Events, Free Donations, Grief, griefer, Jobs, lags, Large Online, Minecraft, No Dupe, No Private, Optimized, Ping, Pirate, PvP, Rewards, Server, SMITEGAME, Store, Survival, VKGROUP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	1803
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Our IP: mc.smitegame.io

Our VK group: vk.com/smitegame

The optimal version for the game is 1.20.4

You can enter from versions: 1.16-1.20.4

Good optimized server without lags, low ping, well-developed economy (jobs, buyer, store, auctions, various rewards).

The server has a large number of events that occur automatically every day at a specified time (More details – /events).

Come in and see everything with your own eyes!

mc.smitegame.io

HardcoreSMP: Where death is just a minor inconvenience! v1.21.2

#dare, Anarchy, Challenges, Cheats, Community, death, Difficulty, Discord, Endurance, Forge, Griefing, Hardcore, hardcoresmp, INCONVENIENCE, java, Join, Legends, Minecraft, MINOR, PvP, resurrect, Skills, Survival, teamwork, V1.21.2, Website

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to HardcoreSMP
Founded: 2011
Difficulty: Hardcore
Death-Ban: Until Friday midnight UTC

Overview:

HardcoreSMP is where legends are forged and the weak are weeded out. It’s the ultimate test of skill, wits, and endurance with PvP and griefing fully allowed. Can you thrive in a world where danger lurks at every corner?

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is HardcoreSMP?	HardcoreSMP is a Death-Ban server where players are banned upon death until Friday midnight UTC.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are fully allowed on the server.
Can players team up?	Yes, forming alliances with other players can be advantageous for survival.
Are cheats/hacks allowed?	No, cheats/hacks are not allowed on the server. It is not an Anarchy server.
What happens if a player dies?	Players are banned until Friday midnight UTC, giving them a chance to resurrect.
Are there additional worlds?	Yes, there is a Graveyard server for death-banned players to continue playing.

Life’s Minecraft Server: Non-Trans Thoughts

born female, Character, Childhood, childhood environment, desire, Environment, Factors, FEMCEL, Friends, gender, hypothetical, Life, Lifes, male vs female socialization, Minecraft, nontrans, Personality, personality traits, Server, social recluse, socialization, thought experiment, Thoughts

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Potions Brewed:	53
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Holy Grails Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where gender doesn’t matter and everyone is just here to have a good time!

Imagine if you were born a female in Minecraft, would you still have zero friends? Would you be a social recluse or a “femcel”? Well, on our server, you can be whoever you want to be and make as many friends as you like!

We have insane stories of players who have transformed themselves into powerful female warriors, leading epic battles against dragons and saving the entire server from destruction.

So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible, even changing your gender and living your best life in Minecraft!

>Dude lets just make the villain Imorten… Minecraft SMP

amazing CG, ape tribe, cg, dog shit, Fury Road, gtdude, hate, Imorten Joe, Imorten.., Lets, Minecraft, Nova, outdated graphics, pixar, planet, planet of the apes, Reboot, sex slave, Show, smp, toy story 3, trilogy, TV movie, Villain

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic villain Imorten Joe from Fury Road causing chaos and mayhem! Join us as we embark on crazy adventures and battle against this ruthless foe.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole tribe of apes roaming around, adding a wild twist to our server. And don’t worry, we definitely didn’t mean to imply that any of our human women are sex slaves named Nova – it’s just a coincidence, we swear!

And let’s not forget about our amazing graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing in a Pixar movie from the 90s. Who needs fancy CG when you can have that nostalgic feel, right?

So come join us on our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

Bday Brunch Bust – Minecraft Server

BDay, Birthday, Boundaries, Breakfast, brunch, Bust, Communication, compromise, consequences, consideration, Empathy, Expectations, family, forgiveness, Frustration, lateness, Minecraft, patience, punctuality, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self-care, Server, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Towns Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Are you tired of waiting around for your family to show up on time? Join our Minecraft server where time is always on your side! No more late brunches or missed opportunities, just endless fun and adventure in the virtual world.

On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from tardiness, or create elaborate traps to catch those who dare to make you wait. With endless possibilities and no need to rely on unreliable family members, you’ll never have to deal with being the only one who values punctuality again.

So come join us and leave the real world behind, where you can be the master of your own time and never have to deal with latecomers again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than waiting around for your mom to finally wake up!

FianceCraft: No Lists, Just Blocks

Assistance, blocks, Breakfast, childcare, co parenting, Communication, compromise, daily tasks, Decision making, disagreement, Expectations, family dynamics, Fatherhood, FiancéCraft, lists, Motherhood, parenting, Parenting styles, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, teamwork, Toddler

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Emeralds Found:	7642	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like this couple’s morning disagreement!

Forget about making lists, on our server, you’ll have to figure out what needs to be done on your own just like this mom does every day. Will you remember to feed your virtual child? Will you remember to brush their virtual teeth? The suspense is real!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. Just when you think you have it all figured out, something unexpected will happen. Just like this dad watching TikToks instead of making breakfast for his daughter – you never know what crazy antics will unfold next!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a test of your parenting skills (virtual parenting, that is), join our Minecraft server today. Who needs a list when you can just wing it and hope for the best? Let the madness begin!

MineCraftU?

acquiring new talents, broadening skills, Continuous Improvement, Curiosity, discovering passions, education, educational aspirations., enhancing abilities, expanding horizons, Exploration, knowledge acquisition, lifelong learning, mastering a craft, minecraftu, personal growth, pursuing interests, Self Discovery, self improvement, skill development, Something New, Unlocking potential

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond armor? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also learn how to tame a dragon and have it breathe fire on your enemies! Join us for the most epic and ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who needs boring old school when you can learn the ways of the llama warrior on our server?