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RegretCraft SMP: YOLO moments!

acceptance, biggest regret, embracing the present, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, life regrets, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, MOMENTS, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, self reflection, self-forgiveness, smp, wishing for change, yolo

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save you from a lifetime of regret!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base in a secret underground lair guarded by a pack of friendly wolves that can do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.

So say goodbye to your biggest regret in life and join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride of epic proportions!

ChunkyCraft

Binge Eating, ChunkyCraft, comfort eating, dieting, emotional eating, fast food, food addiction, Healthy Eating, lack of exercise, late night snacking, physical activity, portion control, processed foods, sedentary lifestyle, self-control, stress eating, sugary drinks, unhealthy eating, weight gain, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where you’ll gain weight just by playing! That’s right, our virtual food is so deliciously pixelated that you’ll be packing on the pounds in no time. But don’t worry, your virtual waistline will thank you for it. So come on over and indulge in our calorie-packed world of blocky delights. Who knew mining and crafting could be so fattening?

> Play Old Multiplayer Game Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bots, classic, DESERTED, empty servers, Forgotten, Game, Gaming Community, gaming history, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, nostalgic, obsolete, old multiplayer game, online gaming, Outdated, Play, playerless, retro gaming, Server, vintage, vintage gaming, virtual world

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of playing with boring bots in empty servers of old multiplayer games? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those lonely bots behind. Our server is filled with crazy characters like a llama that can breakdance, a chicken that speaks fluent pig Latin, and a creeper that tells dad jokes (watch out for his explosive punchlines!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring snacks for the llama, then you might regret it a little).

Minecraft SMP – /fg/ – Funny Falcom #2088

Dengeki stream, English MTL, Falcom, Falcom Games, Farewell O Zemuria, funny, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, Music, NIS America, nordics, Prologue gameplay, saves, smp, TGS demo, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	266
New Chunks Explored:	958417	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules, but who’s counting?).

We have more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in your base. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server.

Plus, we have exclusive streams from Kai no Kiseki himself, guiding you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with his expert tips and tricks. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Falcom Games that will blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on this server, anything goes!

NoResortNoGirlfriend

adventurous trip, AirBnBs, Boring, butler, communication problems, compromise, cultural experiences, financial independence, high price, lack of cultural interest, luxury island resort, luxury travel, NoResortNoGirlfriend, North Island, nouveau riche, personal boundaries, relationship issues, seychelles, sugarbaby, vacation preferences, Vietnam

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crops Grown:	4378
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Looking for a vacation destination that won’t break the bank or make you feel like a sugarbaby? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for an adventure-filled experience that will make you forget all about those boring beach resorts. Our virtual world is filled with cultural wonders, exciting challenges, and plenty of opportunities to show off your building skills.

Forget about butlers and overpriced cocktails, on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. Plus, with our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never have a dull moment.

So why settle for a boring vacation when you can join our Minecraft server and embark on the ultimate adventure? Don’t let anyone treat you like a sugarbaby, come join us and show the world what you’re made of!

Fart Space Odyssey

anatomy, biology, bodily functions, Body, Curiosity, digestion, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal system, gross, health, humor, Myth, odyssey, question.., Science, smell, Space, strange, weird

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Emeralds Found:	8828
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

LMAO, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the farts are just as confusing as this question! We have unicorns that poop rainbows and zombies that breakdance instead of attack. You’ll never be bored because our admins are actually trained circus clowns who will entertain you with their juggling skills while you mine for diamonds. Plus, our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who will help you find hidden treasure chests. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BrokenCraft – Now with extra bugs! Java 1.20.2+ Edition. No resets, big griefing energy. Economically challenged. 15 people lost online.

1.20.2, Active Economy, Auctions, big, Block logging, BrokenCraft, bugs, challenged, Dedicated, economically, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, EXTRA, Griefing, Inventory rollback, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Lost, Marriage plugin, ONLINE, people, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Purpur, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Animals Bred:	103	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

HearthCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Zero tolerance for griefing with an emphasis on creating a positive community.
Economy System	Active and healthy economy with features like player shops, player warps, and auctions.
World	Server world does not reset, with a main world size of 90,000 x 90,000.
Plugins	Utilizes plugins like mcMMO, CoreProtect for block logging, and Purpur for server optimization.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: HearthCraft has a 0% pay-to-win store, with no paid perks that give players an unfair advantage.

Q: Are there monthly resets on the server?

A: Resource worlds reset monthly, but the main server world dates back to July 2019 and will never reset.

Q: What are some unique features of HearthCraft?

A: The server offers a pet system, marriage plugin, level-up system based on playtime and economy, leaderboards, and a /wild command for random teleportation.

Q: How can I join HearthCraft?

A: You can join the server at play.hearthcraft.net and find more information on the website at www.hearthcraft.net.

Sleek Memoir Minecraft Server

actual account, author’s note, complexities, controversial man, Enigmatic, everyday reality, experiences, image, Melania Trump, memoir, Minecraft, misrepresentation, private person, public persona, public scrutiny, record straight, reflective, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Sleek, TEASERS, VALUES

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Star Shards Collected:	66	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Animals Bred:	94
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to uncover the mysteries of Melania Trump’s memoir in a whole new way! Dive into the world of blocks and build your own White House while uncovering the enigmatic secrets of America’s most controversial woman.

We promise a glimpse into Melania’s mind like you’ve never seen before – witness her crafting skills as she builds towering structures and navigates the complexities of life in the public eye. Will you uncover the truth behind the public persona, or will you be lost in a maze of misrepresentation?

Join now for a chance to set the record straight and experience the thrill of uncovering the actual account of Melania’s experiences. Who knew that Minecraft could hold the key to unlocking the values and insights that have shaped this enigmatic figure? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the world of Melania in a whole new light!

99% of all Windows software just works on Minecraft SMP Linux

computer programming, computer software, linux, Linux compatibility, Linux users, Minecraft, operating system compatibility, Operating systems, smp, software, software applications, software compatibility, Software Developers, Software Development, software engineering, software integration, software migration, software support, Technology, technology industry, windows, Windows migration, Windows software, Windows users, Windows vs Linux, Works

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of being a Windows pleb? Join our Minecraft SMP where 99.99% of all Windows software just works on Linux! That’s right, say goodbye to crashing programs and hello to smooth sailing on our server. And if you happen to need one of the 0.01% for work, well, you’re just a fucking retard according to our resident tech guru Steve. But hey, who needs a job when you can spend all day building pixel art and trolling your friends? Join us now and embrace the Linux life, because Windows is so last season.

FearlessCraft SMP

anxiety, conquering fears, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, facing fears, fear, FearlessCraft, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming fear, personal development, personal growth, phobias, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-empowerment, smp, Therapy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
New Chunks Explored:	952764	Emeralds Found:	7800
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!