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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1351 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Villages Defended: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.
Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a lake. But things took a turn for the weird when the chicken came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! Now, our server is known for its abundance of diamond chickens roaming around causing mischief.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak in Shakespearean English. Imagine having a deep conversation with a llama about the meaning of life while mining for diamonds – only on our server!
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, come join us and see which way the white man leads you on this crazy adventure!
