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SMP Shenanigans: Minecraft SMP Madness

accident, challenge accepted, crash-face, EMBARRASSING, epic fail, Expression, FacePlant, Fail, funny, humor, internet challenge, madness, Minecraft, post, reaction, selfie, Shenanigans, smp, social media, soon, TOTAL, trending, viral, wipeout

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh.

But the best part? We have a tradition called “total crash-face” where every player has to post a selfie of their face right after they crash their game in the most ridiculous way possible. Trust us, the pictures are worth it!

So if you’re ready to join a server where anything can happen and where the only rule is to have fun, then come on over and get ready to post your total crash-face!

Momma’s Surgery Fund Minecraft Server

bad daughter, difficult decision, emotional blackmail, expensive surgery, family, financial future, Financial goals, fund, future plans, health problems, insurance, loans, Minecraft, mom, mommas, refusing to lend money, responsibilities, Sacrificing, savings, selfish, Server, Support, surgery, surgery costs, tough love

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8277
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9399
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to your mom for expensive surgeries. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and building the most epic structures imaginable.

Forget about being called a bad daughter for prioritizing your own financial goals – on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your building skills and survival instincts. So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperCasa: No Room for Relatives

Adulthood, Backup Plan, Boundaries, CreeperCasa, debt management, family, financial irresponsibility, foreclosure, Inheritance, living alone, Moving, relationship, RELATIVES, room

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world! Just like OP’s cousin and his wife, you may find yourself in a pickle, but fear not – we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual mansion, complete with a gym for all your virtual workouts and a guest room for all your virtual summer guests. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about pesky creditors or HOA fees here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But beware, just like OP’s cousin, you may find yourself in need of some virtual financial assistance. Luckily, our server is filled with generous players who are always willing to lend a virtual hand. So come on in, build your dream world, and remember – you’re never anyone’s backup plan here!

IsoMasters – Minecraft SMP

IsoMasters, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Items Found:	2729	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well have I got the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is for only the most elite players who can handle isolation like a boss.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they could handle the isolation. But oh boy, were they wrong! They ended up building a house so far away from everyone else that they had to send smoke signals just to communicate. It was hilarious!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so isolated that even the creepers are too scared to come near us. That’s right, no more pesky explosions ruining your builds! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be mined.

So if you think you have what it takes to handle isolation like a pro, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs along the way. See you there, gamers!

UnforgettableCraft

Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Empathy, Generosity, habits, intelligence, Kindness, listening skills, long-lasting impression, memorable, Passion, Personality, positivity, sense of humor, Traits, unforgettable, UnforgettableCraft, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	494117
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unforgettable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to meet players who can juggle TNT while riding a pig, build entire cities out of diamond blocks in under an hour, and tame creepers to do their bidding. Our community is filled with unforgettable characters who will leave you in stitches with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride into battle on the back of an Ender Dragon? Join our server and make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most unforgettable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

CraftyZelenskyy’sWarzone

aggression, Conflict, CraftyZelenskyysWarzone, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, peace talks, Russian military facilities, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, SOVEREIGNTY, strikes, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1525
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chilling in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM! you get a message from the president of Ukraine, Zelenskyy himself, saying they’re gonna keep striking those russian military bases using only weapons made in their own backyard. like, talk about dedication, amirite?

if you wanna be part of this epic battle for freedom and show those russians who’s boss, then you gotta join our server. we’ve got custom weapons, crazy explosions, and even a secret underground base where you can plot your next move.

plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you summon a herd of angry llamas to attack your enemies. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s show those russians what we’re made of! #TeamZelenskyy #MinecraftRevolution

Baby Blocks & Creeper Socks

Affection, baby, blocks, CHANGE, Communication, creativity, creeper, cultural norms, Evolution, inappropriate, Language, love, Lyrics, Music, Music (Industry), pop culture, relationships, society, socks, songs, songwriting, term of endearment

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Emeralds Found:	2708
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A PIG RIDING A CHICKEN? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS, FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT, AND RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH CREEPERS THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE ALL DAY LONG.

IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BECOME A LEGEND AMONG MINECRAFTERS. PEOPLE WILL TELL STORIES OF YOUR EPIC ADVENTURES FOR GENERATIONS TO COME.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!

Anti Matter Mania

Anti, Antimatter, antimatter detection, antimatter discovery, antimatter particle, antimatter research, cern, experimental physics, high-energy physics, large hadron collider, Mania, matter, particle accelerator, particle collisions, particle detection, particle experiments, particle mass, particle physics, physics research, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subatomic particles, subatomic research

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we discovered the heaviest antimatter particle yet, thanks to cern’s large hadron collider! we have super cool science experiments happening all the time, like turning pigs into diamonds and making creepers dance the cha-cha. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. plus, our admins are actual wizards who can grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

SphereMC

Active, ATM10, build battle, Community, Curseforge, Discord, Download, Festive, grand opening, Mild, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, RAM, Server, SphereMC, Stability, Uptime

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Players Killed by Monsters:	1218	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Farms Harvested:	468
Animals Bred:	110	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11

Server Overview

Version	Minecraft 1.21.1 – ATM10-2.8
Modpack	All the Mods 10 – ATM10 – Minecraft Modpacks – CurseForge
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

FAQ

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

“All the Mods” started out as a private pack for friends and now includes a mix of newer or lesser-known mods with the basics of other popular packs. The modpack uses NeoForge and is on version 1.21, with regular updates expected.

Does “All the Mods” contain all the mods?

No, “All the Mods” does not contain all the mods.

How can I join the community events?

You can join the community events by participating in the festive build battle on the server.

What is the server’s uptime guarantee?

SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with regular server restarts.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided: https://discord.gg/spheremc

Mystic Isles 1.20.1

1.20.1, bharat, Bharat news, current events, India, Indian news, Isles, late night broadcast, late night coverage, late night discussion, late night edition, Late night news, late night program, late night show, late night tv, late night updates, late-night comedy, late-night entertainment, late-night talk show, mystic, news commentary, political analysis

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mines Excavated:	4795	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the creepers are actually cute and cuddly plushies that explode with confetti instead of blowing you up!

And get this, instead of mining for diamonds, you’ll be mining for rainbow-colored unicorn poop that gives you magical powers like flying and shooting rainbows out of your butt!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombie DJs and skeleton backup dancers all night long!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever created! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

””/Vtuber Blacked and NTR Minecraft SMP – 46/””

Archive, blacked, BlackedBooru, Dedicated, DRIVE, Editor drive, edits, ENJOYERS, EXTREME, flatty, Gens, holocucks, hololive, Lost, Minecraft, monthly, NTR, smp, Thread, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	496
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is dedicated to holocucks and other vtuber cucks, because why not? We even have a special section for vtuber blacked enjoyers, because we like to keep things spicy.

Join us for the “Blacked Flatty Edition” where anything goes and the memes are as wild as your imagination. Our previous thread got so crazy that it had to be archived, but don’t worry, you can still upload your gens or edits to BlackedBooru and keep the madness alive!

Whether you’re into VTubers or Hololive, this server has something for everyone. And if you’re feeling creative, check out our editor drive for some inspiration – just be prepared for the insanity that awaits.

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of holocucks and vtuber blacked enjoyers? Come on in and let’s make some ridiculous memories together!