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BodyShameNoMoreMC

AITAH, body image, BodyShameNoMoreMC, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, emotional baggage, Healing Process, hurt feelings, Insecurity, Intimacy, moving on, past relationships, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, sensitivity, sexual compatibility, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Mines Excavated:	1849
Void Gems Collected:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!

But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).

So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!

BlockyLoveCraft

advice, anxiety, BlockyLoveCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, counseling, education, empowerment, Exploration, Intimacy, mental health, relationships, self esteem, self-care, self-confidence, sexual anxiety, sexual experiences, Support, Therapy, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2650	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Are you feeling anxious about your sexual experiences? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have the perfect solution for you! Join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on a wild adventure filled with blocky love and pixelated passion. Our community is full of experienced players who are more than willing to show you the ropes (literally) and help you navigate the ins and outs of Minecraft romance. So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump into our server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a creeper costume.

DementiaCraft: AKI Edition

acute kidney injury, Aki, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, confounding factors, dementia, DementiaCraft, Edition, elderly population, increased risk, Kidney disease, kidney function, long-term consequences, long-term effects, medical study, Memory Loss, neurocognitive impairment, neurological disorders, renal failure, research

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9334
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

join dis server if u wanna increase ur risk of dementia after acute kidney injury! we did research and found out dat after compensating for other confounding factors, u have a 49% increased risk of developing any type of dementia if u play on dis server! so come join us and lose ur mind while building epic structures and battling mobs! who needs a functioning brain anyway? lolz!

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

84053521, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! Join us and you’ll be greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant chicken who can juggle TNT while riding a unicycle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical land of Cheeseburgia, where the rivers flow with cheese and the trees grow french fries.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and let the craziness begin!

SMP: /BL4CK3D/ – The General #3195

ai, AI gens, BL4CK3D, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BLACKED Modding, BNWO Dictionary, cum saving, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, general, genshin impact, NovelAI, PMV Torrent, Slur Strokes, smp, Templates, tension release, tutorials, Whiteboy Denial Week, zenless zone zero

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Welcome to the Blacked Bleached Edition Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with edge counts, AI gens, and BLACKED modding like you’ve never seen before.

Imagine a world where every month, you save up your cum from the 1st to the 8th and release your tension with everyone on the server. Share your progress, discuss how hard or easy you’re finding it, and compete with other players to see who can edge the longest!

But that’s not all – we have NovelAI V.3 for unlimited gens, BLACKED clothing available for purchase, and a BNWO dictionary to expand your vocabulary. And don’t forget about our Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program for a truly unique gaming experience.

Join us on this outrageous journey filled with templates, editing tutorials, and PMV torrents. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our Discord channels (even though they’re dead) for even more craziness.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Who knows what insane stories and adventures await you in the Blacked Bleached Edition world!

ShortsNLaughsMC

Carharts, CONSERVATIVE, daisy dukes, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, hot weather, Kids, knee length, Preferences, religious background, religious beliefs, religious camp, religious upbringing, shorts, ShortsNLaughsMC, Summer, summer camp, Wife

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Are you tired of conforming to societal norms and wearing pants in the hot summer months? Do you want to rebel against your conservative religious background and rock those knee-length Carhart shorts with pride? Then join our Minecraft server, where shorts are not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where everyone struts around in their favorite pair of shorts, basking in the freedom of knee-exposing fashion. You’ll fit right in with our community of shorts-wearing rebels who refuse to let societal expectations dictate their wardrobe choices.

But beware, not everyone will understand your love for shorts. Your wife may try to dress you in pants for a religious summer camp, but fear not! With the support of your fellow shorts enthusiasts on our server, you can stand tall (well, technically short) and proud in your Carhart shorts.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to wear shorts and have a good time. Who knew pixelated fashion could be so liberating?

NerdCraft: Master of Blocks

Anime, blocks, Board Games, books, coding, comic books, computers, Fandom, FANTASY, Gaming, geek, Harry Potter, Master, movies, Nerd, nerdcraft, Sci Fi, Science, Star Wars, Superheroes, Technology, Trivia, tv shows

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you a nerd about Minecraft? Do you dream of pixelated blocks and creepers chasing you in your sleep? Then boy, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is running out of snacks while mining.

We’ve got more diamonds than a diva’s jewelry box and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab. Our community is filled with players who are as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, so you’ll never feel like a square peg in a round hole.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the mythical Chicken of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever finds this chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Will you be the one to uncover this feathered treasure?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew that skeletons had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the nerdy adventures begin!

KurskCraft: NATO vs Russia

aggression, Alliance, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, Hollow, international relations, intervention, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, member, Military, military strength, military tactics, nato, political tensions, russia, Russian war machine, SECURITY, Ukraine

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2

lol u guys, u gotta join this server, it’s like the craziest place to be in Minecraft world. we got unicorns flying around, rainbow waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event where players can ride on giant chickens and battle against evil villagers riding on zombie pigs. it’s like a wacky rodeo but with more explosions and lava pits.

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest and funniest players? yea, we don’t mess around with boring people here.

so come on over and join the party, because on this server, every day is a wild adventure full of laughs and surprises. trust me, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.

BrainyHugsCraft

acts of service, Affection, Brain, brain activity, brain scans, BrainyHugsCraft, emotional connection, emotional responses, emotions, Gifts, Human Behavior, love, mental health, neuroscience, physical touch, Psychology, quality time, relationships, research, study, verbal affirmations

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Potions Brewed:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, totally off the charts, man. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down in there.

first off, let me tell you about this one time when a player built a giant roller coaster that went through a lava pit and ended with a splash in a pool of diamond blocks. it was like, the most epic ride ever, dude.

and then there was this other player who created a whole underwater city complete with a mermaid nightclub and a dolphin petting zoo. it was like, so cool, you wouldn’t even believe it.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in the pvp arena. players are like, throwing potions and shooting arrows left and right, it’s like a medieval war zone up in there.

so, like, if you want to experience all the craziness and fun that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, there’s free cake at the spawn point. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite?

CraftyCombat Minecraft Server

Adventure, agility, attributes, character build, Choice, Combat, CraftyCombat, Decision making, Dex, dexterity, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, player choice, power, role-playing game, RPG, Server, Stats, str.., strategy, strength, video games

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to choose between STR or DEX? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we have a special potion that gives you the strength of a thousand creepers and the dexterity of a ninja cat.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to be guarded by a pack of enchanted chickens who can shoot fireballs out of their beaks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can tame and ride the mighty beast into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen.

So why settle for just STR or DEX when you can have both and so much more on our insane Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for the wildest adventure of your pixelated life!