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Blocky Climate Conspiracies

Advocates, BELIEF, blocky, climate, climate change, climate denial, climate science, cognitive bias, cognitive psychology, confirmation bias, conspiracies, credibility, false claims, illusory truth effect, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, misinformation effect, misinformation tactics, Persuasion, Propaganda, Psychology, Repetition, study

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	25	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Address, coin system, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Fast-paced, Feedback, Fight, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server, Shopkeepers, Tomorrow, Upcoming, Version, WeCanGoBoxPVP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create custom kits on the server?	Currently, custom kits are not available. However, we may consider adding this feature in the future.
How can I earn coins on the server?	Coins can be earned through various activities such as winning PVP matches, completing quests, and participating in events.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?	Yes, we have clear rules outlined in our Discord community. Please familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	222	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Void Gems Collected:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4793
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	230
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Potions Brewed:	35
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	288
Buildings Constructed:	38	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Items Found:	8033
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	3675	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Alice and her Alice Doll Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alice, Alice Doll, Best Friend, Bonding, Childhood, companion, Creative, cute, Doll, dress up, FANTASY, Fun, girl, imagination, Minecraft, Playtime, pretend play, smp, Story, tea party, Toy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Votes:	7927	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, including having your very own Alice Doll companion!

Join us on this wild adventure where Alice, a mysterious and mischievous player, roams the server with her trusty Alice Doll by her side. Rumor has it that the doll comes to life at night and helps players build epic structures and fend off creepers with its magical powers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic bird, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of many jealous thieves).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just be sure to watch out for Alice and her doll…they’re always up to something!