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CrapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Are you tired of boring, edgy humor that falls flat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our humor is so hilarious, it’ll make your ass fall off (figuratively, of course). Forget about those boring logs threads, our server is filled with real players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the crap in the world. Join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just don’t blame us if you pee your pants from laughing too hard!

Escape the CrapCraft

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Votes:	6748	Star Shards Collected:	252
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, mundane world? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing zombies, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself.

But beware, things can get a little crazy around here. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a creeper like a horse.

So if you’re ready to escape the real world and join in on the madness, come on down to our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

SmashCraft Minecraft Server

Animal Crossing, Characters, donkey kong, f-zero, fire emblem, Gaming, kirby, legend of zelda, metroid, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo characters, Pikmin, pokemon, Server, smash bros, Smashcraft, splatoon, Super Mario, super smash bros, video games, Wishlist, xenoblade

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mines Excavated:	2129	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Smash characters? Do you want to see some truly wild and wacky fighters in the next game? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and suggest your favorite Nintendo characters to be added to the roster.

Imagine battling it out as Isabelle from Animal Crossing, armed with nothing but a fishing rod and a mean right hook. Or how about playing as Tom Nook, throwing bags of bells at your opponents and building houses on the battlefield?

But that’s not all – we’ve got even crazier ideas up our sleeves. Picture this: Waluigi riding in on a giant Chain Chomp, wreaking havoc on all who dare to challenge him. And who could forget about the ultimate showdown between Princess Peach and a horde of angry Goombas?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your dream Nintendo character will make it into the next Smash game!

MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

MyCuteWifeCraft, smp

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by my cute wife who will ban you if you don’t compliment her pet chicken, Clucky, every day. But don’t worry, Clucky is a real diva and loves the attention!

Join our SMP for a chance to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who has a crush on my wife and will do anything to keep you away from her. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against a jealous Enderman and survive the llama fashion show, come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

aita, annoying behavior, birthday celebration, broke teenagers, calamari mishap, eating off the floor, expensive restaurant, extra money, Feeding, Generosity, HangryCraft, high school, Kids, loud teenagers, obnoxious behavior, paying for kids food, pissing, reinforcing bad behavior, restaurant etiquette, teenage girls, weird restaurant hour, wife not happy, Wives

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Divine Spears Created:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1758
Votes:	5694	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

Appetite, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, FANTASY, fantasy food, fantasy world, FictFoodie, fictional cuisine, fictional delicacies, fictional dishes, fictional food, Food, Hunger, imagination, long tail tag, Minecraft, mouth watering, smp, WHIMSICAL, wish

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	6855
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

PixelLingoCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most attractive language you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately enchanted by its beauty. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing sheep. The players were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks from this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most attractive language in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you!

Peaceful Waters

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6237
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	424298	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Sick of the annoying modern updates in Minecraft? Sick of moderators always being cringe? Peaceful Waters is for you! Peaceful Waters was created to offer the classic lawless vanilla Minecraft anarchy experience without the excessive lag or wait times that the OG servers have. no rules, no mods/plugins, no moderation. Have fun. Please join the discord if you have the app, submit suggestions, or insult me. This server will continue to be up. See you. Founded 8/11/2024

PeacefulWaters.mc.gg

Exoria SMP

16 GB of RAM, Builders, Community, East Coast, Exoria SMP, Hosting, Intel Core i9-13900, Java 1.21, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, pvpers, REDSTONERS, Roleplay, roleplayers, Ryzen 9 7950x, Server, smp, Survival, U.S, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Crops Grown:	9286
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Welcome to the Exoria SMP potential new friends!

Before we begin lets go over what type of community this is. It’s a friendly no judgement zone where we can all come together and relax as people who enjoy the game of Minecraft since there’s a wide variety of people who play the game. We’ll do our best to be inclusive and not make anyone feel left out or like they’re being targeted.

About the SMP itself.

The server will be hosted on the East Coast of the U.S on Java 1.21, keeping it as vanilla as possible with minimal plugins to enhance the experience. It’ll be a place for all types of players to band together and find enjoyment out of the game within a community. We invite all Minecrafters from redstoners, to builders, pvpers and roleplayers to come join the server and make your mark on it! As of writing this the server will be open within a week or two, as soon as we can push it out and will be a paid hosting sporting 16 GB of ram on a 4 thread Ryzen 9 7950x or an Intel Core i9-13900 processor.

199.127.62.17:25517

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6168	Holy Grails Found:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is straight-up bananas! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret rainbow cave guarded by a pack of evil bunnies).

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest spa. And don’t forget to visit our pixelated petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable baby zombies and ride on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft adventure and experience the ultimate WTF moments!

CraftyCreeper69420 – Minecraft SMP Extraordinaire

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	4837	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha slide, and villagers starting a revolution against the players.

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and hosts weekly knitting circles in the End dimension. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride on a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in a synchronized swimming competition with squids, and attend a fancy gala hosted by the chickens.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The sheep have formed a secret society plotting to overthrow the players, and the cows have started a protest demanding better living conditions in the pastures.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this insane journey filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you in the world of KINO!

BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH

AITAH, Benefits, boyfriend’s parents, BoysParentsRetireNoCareAITAH, buying a house, college educated, cultural values, early retirement, financial choices, future planning, Immigrant, investment choices, low cost of living, mid 50’s, monthly payments, not caring, paycheque, professionals, real estate investments, Retirement, retirement fund, Risk, sacrifice, savings, starting a family, Struggling, Upset, white collar jobs

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be sacrificing is your time (in a fun way, of course)!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your boyfriend’s parents demanding money or making poor real estate investments. Instead, you can focus on building your dream house, getting married to your Minecraft partner, and starting a virtual family without any financial stress.

Plus, our server is filled with players from all over the world, so you can experience different cultural values without the conflict. Who needs real-life problems when you can escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, building a blocky empire is way more fun than dealing with selfish in-laws and financial struggles. See you in the virtual world!