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CrapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of boring, edgy humor that falls flat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our humor is so hilarious, it’ll make your ass fall off (figuratively, of course). Forget about those boring logs threads, our server is filled with real players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the crap in the world. Join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just don’t blame us if you pee your pants from laughing too hard!

Escape the CrapCraft

#suffocating, anger, breakdown, CrapCraft, crazy, cry for help, Desperation, emotional turmoil, Escape, Frustration, helpless, mental breakdown, mental health, Nightmare, overwhelmed, Prison, scream, stress, Struggling, Suffering, Trapped

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, mundane world? Do you want to escape the monotony of everyday life and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and hilarity? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing zombies, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself.

But beware, things can get a little crazy around here. One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to ride a creeper like a horse.

So if you’re ready to escape the real world and join in on the madness, come on down to our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

PresentPanic Minecraft Server

christmas, christmas morning, Christmas traditions, family, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family gifts, family time, gift opening, holiday plans, holiday season, holiday stress, holiday traditions, Minecraft, PresentPanic, quality time, Secret Santa, Server, spending time, WIBTA

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchantments Applied:	288
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of spending hours watching people open presents on Christmas! Join us for a holiday escape like no other, where gift-opening is a thing of the past.

On our server, we have a special Christmas morning tradition of exchanging virtual gifts, listening to virtual music, and having a virtual breakfast with your fellow players. No need to wake up at the crack of dawn or sit through endless hours of present-opening – just pure gaming fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic Secret Santa event you’ll ever experience. Trade virtual gifts with your friends and family in-game, and create memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset).

So why spend Christmas watching gifts being opened for hours when you can join us for a day of virtual festivities and non-stop gaming action? Say goodbye to boring family traditions and hello to a Minecraft holiday extravaganza like no other. Join now and make this Christmas one to remember!

BlockyLoveMatchmaking

advice, arguments, BlockyLoveMatchmaking, Communication, compatibility, Divorce, divorce reasons, family, high school friends, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage problems, Opinions, premarital sex, relationships, sexual compatibility, sister, uncomfortable silence, winning arguments, young marriage

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find your perfect blocky soulmate! Just like in real life, marriage is a big deal in Minecraft too. But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our love compatibility testing system.

Join now and find out if you and your fellow players are sexually compatible in the Minecraft world! Who knew that mining for diamonds together could bring you closer in ways you never imagined?

Don’t be like my sister’s high school friend who rushed into marriage and ended up divorced. At our server, we make sure you and your partner are truly in love before committing to building a virtual life together.

So come on, join us and let’s craft some love stories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)!

StinkySteve Minecraft SMP

bad smell, body odor, body scent, body spray, body wash, cleanliness, colognes, deodorant, Fragrance, freshness, Grooming, hygiene, Minecraft, odor control, perfumes, personal care, scent, self-care, smell, smp, stink, StinkySteve, sweat

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6676
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1427
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone smells like a sweaty creeper? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the only rule is that you have to be as smelly as possible to join. That’s right, we only accept players who haven’t showered in at least a week. Why, you ask? Because we believe that the stinkier you are, the better your building skills will be. Trust me, it’s science.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that farts diamonds and poops out enchanted golden apples. If you can find and tame the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s me).

So what are you waiting for? Join our smelly, chaotic, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember to bring your nose plugs and a sense of humor, because things are about to get funky up in here!

PixelPocalypse: AI Takeover!

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, career evolution, economic change, future of work, human potential, innovation, Job Displacement, job market, job security, machine learning, PixelPocalypse, retraining opportunities, robotics, social structure, societal impact, TAKEOVER, technological advancement, unemployment, Universal Basic Income, workforce transformation

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Animals Bred:	173
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	2886	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Love Letters Sent:	4

Imagine a world where AI has taken over all the jobs, leaving humans with nothing to do but twiddle their thumbs. But fear not, for on our Minecraft server, you can escape the monotony of everyday life and embark on epic quests to find purpose and support yourself in this AI-dominated world.

Join us and become a master builder, crafting magnificent structures that will leave even the most advanced AI in awe. Or become a warrior, fighting off hordes of robotic enemies in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also become a farmer, tending to your crops and livestock in a world where food is scarce and resources are limited. Or become a trader, wheeling and dealing with other players to build your own empire in this post-apocalyptic society.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those pesky AIs who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

GunCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, defense strategy, eastern europe, education system, european union, Firearms Training, geopolitical tensions, government policy, gun control, Gun Safety, Guncraft, international relations, mandatory training, military preparedness, Minecraft, national security, Poland, Russia threat, Safety Measures, schoolchildren, security measures, self defense, Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	13

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE TEACH U HOW TO SHOOT GUNS LIKE A BOSS. WE DON’T MESS AROUND, WE PREPARE U FOR THE RUSSIA THREAT.

IMAGINE, U BUILDIN UR LIL MINECRAFT HOUSE AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER COMES AT U, U JUST PULL OUT UR GUN AND BAM! NO MORE CREEPER.

WE GOT GUNS, WE GOT EXPLOSIONS, WE GOT CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN NOW BEFORE THE RUSSIANS COME AND U WISH U HAD TRAINED WITH US.

COME ON, LET’S SHOOT SOME PIXELS AND SAVE THE DAY. #MINECRAFTGUNZ #POLANDSERVERBESTSERVER

HezbollahPagerOps

#classified information, #covert tactics, CounterTerrorism, Espionage, exploding pager operation, Former Mossad agents, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah network, HezbollahPagerOps, intelligence, Israeli intelligence, Lebanese territory, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Mossad operatives, national security, secret operations, SECURITY, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Votes:	879	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to uncover top secret Mossad intel while playing Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us as former Mossad agents spill the beans on a 10-year Hezbollah exploding pager operation in Lebanon.

Imagine mining for diamonds while getting insider info on international espionage. Build your base while unraveling the mysteries of covert operations. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of exploding pagers for you to play with in-game.

So come on over and join the fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so spy-tacular?

Stairlifts Save Lives

accident, Alternative, comparison, death, design, elevator replacement, Engineering, Fatalities, fear, Gruesome, innovation, lives, maintenance, malfunction, precautions, Risk, Safety, Save, stairlift, Stairlifts, statistics, Technology, Transportation

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8555
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have stairlifts instead of elevators because safety first, right? imagine the thrill of riding a stairlift up to the top of a tower while trying not to fall off and plummet to your doom. it’s like a rollercoaster but with more danger and less safety regulations. plus, we have a special event where players can compete in a stairlift race to see who can reach the top first without getting knocked off by other players. it’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft. so come join us and experience the adrenaline rush of stairlifts like never before!

Glow Up City – Prosocial Minecraft

appearance enhancement, beautifying efforts, beauty standards, behavior change, city, digital filters, GLOW, improving appearance, Minecraft, physical changes, Prosocial, prosocial behavior, public self-awareness, researchers, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-confidence, self-image, self-perception, social behavior, social psychology, socially desirable norms, societal norms, study

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1540
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	791	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

So, like, you know how sometimes you just wanna look good and feel good, right? Well, this server is like, the place to be if you wanna be all fancy and stuff. Like, we did a study and found out that when you make yourself look better, you start acting all nice and friendly to everyone. It’s like magic, man!

Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by all these beautiful builds and cool people who just wanna spread positivity and good vibes. It’s like, a whole new world of kindness and fun! Plus, you’ll be so busy admiring all the amazing creations that you won’t even have time to be mean or rude. It’s like a makeover for your soul, dude.

So come on, join us and let’s make the world a prettier and friendlier place, one block at a time! You won’t regret it, trust me.

Create Epic Fights

arena events, Bosses, brand new, Coastal, Community, Create, Discord, Dungeons, Epic, Explore, Fights, Gear, Griefing, Kingdoms, Launch, Minecraft, Modded, oceans, Populate, Shape, smp, socializing, Special, wager

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Void Armor Forged:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

About the Server
The server is powered by mods like Create, Epic Fight, Valkyrien Skies, and more to enhance the experience. Build kingdoms, explore bosses and dungeons, and participate in weekly arena events.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, we welcome new players to join our community!
Is griefing allowed?	Griefing is strictly prohibited, but designated areas can be sieged for battles.
What are the weekly arena events?	Weekly arena events include epic fights and friendly competitions.
How can I start building my kingdom?	Visit the server and explore the coastal area near spawn to build your kingdom.

Ninja Quest Daily 1.20.1

1.20.1, action, Adventure, Anime, believe in yourself, Believe It, Chapter 2-3, chapter 4, Chapter 5-6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, Daily, Daily Naruto Chapter, desuarchive, Land of Waves, Manga, Naruto, ninja, Prologue, Quest, Shinobi, shonen jump, weekly shonen jump, You Failed

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5457
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Potions Brewed:	25
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	234	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Are you tired of failing at previous chapters like a scrub? Do you want to redeem yourself and become the ultimate ninja in the Land of Waves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove yourself as the Hokage of the server. Explore hidden villages, fight off mobs, and build your own ninja empire.

Don’t be a loser like Naruto, be a winner like Sasuke and conquer the Land of Waves with your mad Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Believe it and join us now!