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Hell Sex Minecraft Server

existentialism, Hell, humor, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, other people, personal boundaries, philosophy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, Server, sex, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a virtual world filled with endless possibilities!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and exploring mysterious dungeons.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be a gateway to hell, where you can finally have some sexy time with demons and monsters. Who needs Tinder when you have our Minecraft server, am I right?

So come on in and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where anything is possible. Just be sure to bring some protection, because things might get a little hot and steamy in hell!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

Armor Set Search, creeper, databases, Empress Edition, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, Minecraft, monster hunter, monster hunter rise, Monster Hunter Wilds, monster hunter world, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, release date trailer, slayer, smp, squad, Steam, Steam Deck, Sunbreak TU Info, vg play

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8200	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

BridalDramaCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, bridal drama, BridalDramaCraft, Bridesmaid, bridesmaid duties, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dress mishap, dress selection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, logistical nightmare, maid of honor, Minecraft, misunderstandings, outsider perspectives, Server, vendor selection, venue selection, wedding date, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding planning

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	398
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Players Killed by Monsters:	3582

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make you question your role as a player!

Become the Maid of Honor in our Minecraft wedding-themed server and experience the logistical nightmare of finding the perfect date for the big day. Will you choose Friday with terrible traffic and extra expenses, or Sunday with conflicting advice from other bridesmaids? The choice is yours, but be prepared for drama and chaos along the way.

Try on bridesmaid dresses in-game and watch as your friends spiral out of control over color selections. Will you offend your fellow players with your fashion choices, or will you navigate the drama with grace and style?

Join us for a dinner party in Minecraft where even the shoes you choose can spark conflict among your friends. Stick to what you love or listen to the advice of others, but be prepared for the consequences either way.

So, are you ready to take on the role of Maid of Honor in our outrageous Minecraft server? Apologize for your mistakes, navigate the drama, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wedding madness. Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience like no other!

FastingFrenzyCraft

band member, Confrontation, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSMENT, fasting, FastingFrenzyCraft, high school, intervention, invasion of privacy, marching band, passed out, Religion, Rude, School, senior year, sick, social media, standing up, Support

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	996	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	144	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mines Excavated:	3662
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some high school band drama like you’ve never seen before!

Experience the thrill of passing out at football games, fasting controversies, and epic Snapchat battles. Will you stand up for what’s right like our hero, or will you be like Alex and cause chaos wherever you go?

Join now for a chance to be the star of your own high school drama in the world of Minecraft! Who needs regular gameplay when you can have all this excitement?

CrushedByMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3679
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	142
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	4452
Runes Activated:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of trying to impress your crush with your epic redstone builds, only to have them yawn and walk away? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate crush killer! Join us and watch as your crush’s jaw drops in awe at your insane PvP skills and your ability to tame a herd of wild llamas with just a carrot. Say goodbye to unrequited love and hello to a whole new world of blocky romance! Who needs a date when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base to protect? Join now and let the crush-killing begin!

AwkwardCraft – Keep It Cringy!

awkward body language, awkward conversation, awkward encounters, awkward jokes, awkward pauses, awkward situations, awkward timing, awkward tone, AwkwardCraft, Body language, communication styles, conversation dynamics, cringy, forced small talk, inappropriate topics, lack of chemistry, misunderstandings, nervous laughter, personal boundaries, social anxiety, social cues, uncomfortable silence

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Crops Grown:	5012
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of awkward conversations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conversations you’ll have are with friendly creepers and chatty chickens! Our server is so awkwardly awesome that even the Ender Dragon gets shy around our players. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once tried to join our server but couldn’t handle the cringe levels. So if you’re looking for a hilariously awkward time, join us now and prepare to laugh until your diamond armor breaks!

UNIFILgateRage

Attack, COMPOUND, Conflict, destroy, injured, international relations, Israeli forces, lebanon, main gate, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeepers, peacekeeping forces, peacekeeping mission, SECURITY, UN, UN peacekeeping, Unifil, UNIFILgateRage, united nations, violence

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mines Excavated:	1697	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos even the UN peacekeepers can’t handle it! our main gate gets destroyed more times than you can count, but that just adds to the fun! we’ve got explosions, battles, and more drama than a reality TV show. join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest ride of your life!

PangeaMC

Earth, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

PangeaMC is an non pay to win earth SMP powered by Towny and movecraft. There is custom recipes, custom planes, custom ships etc.

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Wacky Town Minecraft Server

adaptation, Anime, character-driven, comedy, crime, detective, humor, investigation, Japan, Logic, Manga, Math, Minecraft, Mystery, problem solving, quirky, School, Server, slice of life, Soredemo Machi Wa Mawatteiru, TOWN, Unique, useless, Wacky

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Farms Harvested:	225
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we solve mysteries using MATH! That’s right, forget about swords and pickaxes, all you need is your trusty calculator to crack the case.

Picture this: you’re walking through the virtual streets of our server when suddenly, a mysterious equation appears on your screen. Can you solve it in time to catch the criminal? Only the most mathematically inclined players will survive in this thrilling world of numbers and puzzles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground math club where players gather to discuss the latest theories in geometry and algebra. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

So if you’re ready to put your math skills to the test and become the ultimate detective, join our server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a tricky trigonometry problem.

Anon’s Minecraft SMP Wake Up Call

alarm clock, alarm tag, alarm use, Anon, anon alarm clock, anon clock, anon use, Anons, Call, clock anon, clock tag, clock use, long tail tag, Minecraft, smp, use alarm clock, use long tail, wake, which alarm clock

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6027
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6755	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out which alarm clock Anon uses! Rumor has it, Anon’s alarm clock is actually a creeper that explodes every morning to wake them up. Will you be able to survive the explosive wake-up call and join Anon on their crazy adventures in our server? Only one way to find out – join now!