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CraftyPost Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2371
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Animals Bred:	135
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Welcome to the most paranoid Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the admins on this server have special powers. They can literally track your every move and know what you’re posting in the chat. If they see you as a threat, they will come after you in the game and make your virtual life a living nightmare. But hey, who doesn’t love a little danger and excitement while playing Minecraft, am I right? So come join us if you dare, and see if you can outsmart the all-seeing admins! Just remember, they’re always watching… 👀🕵️‍♂️

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4263	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Votes:	1429	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	4913
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crops Grown:	6106	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KidzGoneWildMC

annoyance, buskers, child performers, Complaints, courage, Customers, family friendly, Feedback, KidzGoneWildMC, music festival, organizers, outdoor event, Performers, Professionalism, refunds, Sales, Special Events, Summer event, talent, Vendors, wages

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1258
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	6380	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	787
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs fly. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most terrible performers in all of Minecraft. Picture this: two kids, under 12, belting out tunes that will make your ears bleed. It’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious. You won’t believe your ears when you hear them sing!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today! Just be prepared for the musical mayhem that awaits you.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

Consistency, Daily, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity, self improvement, self-care, simple habits, smp, Stress Management, Time management, Wins

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5000
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the life-changing habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will you flex your creative muscles, but you’ll also attract all the mobs to worship you as their new diamond overlord. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the most powerful player on the server!

ForeverYoungCraft

age-defying, ageless beauty, ageless skin, aging gracefully, anti-aging, beauty secrets, ForeverYoungCraft, genetics, healthy lifestyle, looking younger, natural remedies, Skincare Routine, staying young, younger looking, youthful aging, youthful appearance, youthful appearance tips, youthful complexion, youthful genes, youthful glow, youthful skin

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of being mistaken for a baby in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being called a toddler again! Our magical world has age-reversing potions that will make you look like a Minecraft pro in no time. Say goodbye to being asked if you need a babysitter while playing, and hello to being the coolest kid on the block! Join now and start looking your age (or at least closer to it)!

FossilFuelMDs Minecraft Server

air pollution, cardiovascular diseases, climate change, DOCTORS, environmental health, environmental impact, fossil fuel pollution, Fossil Fuels, FossilFuelMDs, global warming, health crisis, health risks, health warnings, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, medical professionals, Minecraft, Pollution, pollution control, pollution effects, public health, respiratory diseases, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9280
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THOUSANDS OF DOCTORS SOUNDING DA ALARM ON HEALTH RISKS LINKED TO FOSSIL FUEL POLLUTION. YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT! DEY BE LIKE “OH NO, DA CREEPERS BE POLLUTIN’ DA AIR, WE NEED TO SAVE DA VILLAGERS!” SO JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA BLOCKY WORLD FROM POLLUTION AND SAVE LIVES! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE U FOR TREASURE MAPS TO RARE LOOT! HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE HEROBRI- I MEAN, BEFORE THE POLLUTION TAKES OVER! #SAVETHEBLOCKS #DOCTORSINMINECRAFT

FuchsCraft: Ukraine Edition

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, Edition, european union, foreign policy, Fuchs armoured vehicles, FuchsCraft, geopolitical tensions, German Bundestag, government action, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, nato, political decision, security assistance, Supply, Ukraine

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8859
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

lol u ever wanted to drive a Fuchs armoured vehicle in Minecraft? well NOW u can on our server! the German Bundestag is even callin for u to join and help supply these epic vehicles to Ukraine! join now and be a part of this epic mission to bring peace and chaos to the world of Minecraft! drive, fight, and conquer with us on our server! come join the fun and let’s make history together! #FuchsForUkraine #MinecraftMadness

BioTechCraft

biochemistry, biology, BioTechCraft, biotechnology, cells, cellular biology, chaos theory, chaotic, complexity, Dna, Evolution, genetic engineering, genetics, microbiology, Molecular biology, nanotech, nanotechnology, Organisms, Science, Synthetic Biology, Technology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

So, like, u wanna join dis freakin’ awesome Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, dis place is like a crazy mix of biology and nanotech! Yea, you heard me right! Picture dis: you’re mining for diamonds and BAM, you stumble upon a secret lab where mutant chickens are takin’ over the world! And don’t even get me started on the giant bacteria mobs that roam the land, causin’ chaos wherever they go. But hey, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, dis server is the place to be. So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!