CraftyPornServer Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyPornServer

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	192672	Potions Brewed:	34
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2562	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of your nosy family members snooping through your phone and finding your secret stash of questionable content? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we promise that no one will ever ask to use your phone because they’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers! Plus, our server has top-notch security measures in place to protect your privacy – unlike my phone, which is basically a free-for-all for anyone brave enough to unlock it. So come join us and leave your worries (and porn) behind!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

chief, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, global security, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, nato, nato alliance, Peacekeeping, Polish proposal, political tensions, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Server, shoot down, Ukraine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Items Found:	7222
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

lol imagine if we shot down missiles with bows and arrows in minecraft server! 🏹🚀 join our server and be part of our epic battles against the evil russian creepers trying to invade our land! 💣🤯 nato chief is jelly of our skills and wants to join us too! 🤣👾 come build with us and show those russians who’s boss! 🏰🇵🇱 #minecraftforlife #russiansarecreepers #natochiefisanoob

CraftyCaptiveAmericans

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ores Mined:	4438
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

lol imagine if those americans were just tryna play minecraft on our server but got caught up in some crazy adventure with the taliban hahahaha join our server for a chance to get kidnapped by terrorists and have the US government beg for your release lmao it’s the ultimate survival experience! we promise you won’t get bored with all the unexpected twists and turns, just watch out for those pesky taliban members trying to ruin your fun. join now for the most intense minecraft gameplay of your life!

CraftyElevens

10, 11, 7/11, 9/11, comedy, CraftyElevens, Entertainment, exaggeration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, movies, Music, numerical scale, pop culture, Ratings, satire, social commentary, television, viral

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamond eggs! And get this, our cows can do the Macarena while milking themselves. It’s a total party up in here, fam!

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, they’ll trade you emeralds for top-secret information about the Ender Dragon’s favorite snack. And our creepers? They’re actually just misunderstood artists trying to show off their explosive painting skills.

Oh, and did I mention that our trees grow rainbow-colored leaves and our oceans are filled with chocolate milk? Yeah, you heard me right. So come on over and join the wackiest Minecraft server in the universe, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Let’s get this party started, y’all!

ShadeSprintCraft

cognitive processing, cognitive psychology, color categorization, color differentiation, color discrimination, color naming, color perception, color recognition, cross-cultural perception, Cultural differences, Language, language and cognition, language diversity, Language Influence, linguistic influence, linguistic perception, linguistic relativity, Perception, shades of color, ShadeSprintCraft

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Animals Bred:	187
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mines Excavated:	2674
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got so many colors u gonna be seein rainbows in ur sleep. we got so many words for colors, u gonna be seein shades u never even knew existed. our players can spot a shade quicker than a cheetah on speed, it’s like they got super color vision or somethin. come join us and expand ur color palette, u won’t regret it…unless u hate rainbows or somethin.

Chaos SMP: Lifesteal | 1.21 Update

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7103
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Welcome to Chaos SMP | Ip:198.244.176.22:25660 | Version:Java 1.21

Welcome to Chaos SMP, a semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community and fun are at the heart of everything we do! Our small, close-knit community and active staff team are excited to welcome you to join us.

We strive to keep gameplay as close to vanilla as possible while offering a unique experience with our Lifesteal plugin for PvP enthusiasts. Our server encourages players to create or join teams and aim to be the best of the best, whether that’s through engaging in lore, PvP, or simply building.

Plugins

Lootable gravesLifestealTreefellerBetterteams

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Dragoncraft SMP: Where adults pretend to be dragons and play Minecraft like it’s 1999

Adults, Armor statues, Builds, Chill, Community, Datapacks, DragonCraft, dragons, ender dragon, Enderman, Expansion, Farms, Minecraft, Mob Heads, nether portals, Play, Plugins, PRETEND, Projects, quality of life, Relaxation, respectful, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Updates

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ores Mined:	7431	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Draconicraft SMP Server Overview

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Platform	Java
Age Requirement	18+
Whitelist	Yes
Minecraft Version	1.21

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Draconicraft SMP?	Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server where players can enjoy a semi-vanilla survival experience within a 20k world border.
What does semi-vanilla mean?	The server aims to provide an authentic survival experience with additional Plugins and Datapacks for Quality of Life improvements and fun extras.
What are some of the Datapacks used on the server?	Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Anti Enderman Grief, Custom Armor Statues, Custom Nether Portals, More Mob Heads, Mini Blocks, Multiplayer Sleep, Player Head Drops, Silence Mobs, Villager Workstation Highlights Configuration Info
How can I join Draconicraft SMP?	Join the Discord Server provided in the overview and fill out the application form to get started on the server.
What languages are allowed on the server?	English is encouraged for public chat, but other languages are allowed in voice chat as long as players are respectful and switch to a common language when needed.

ChatCraft Minecraft Server

ChatCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only players worth talking to are the single, attractive women who catch your eye! Why waste your time chatting with anyone else when you can focus on finding your next Minecraft crush?

Join us for a chance to meet your virtual soulmate and maybe even find love in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs friends when you can have potential romantic partners instead? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to find love while building your dream world!

So come on, join our server and start flirting with those pixelated hotties. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match among the creepers and zombies. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds!

MineVReX Minecraft Server

Amaya Whisper, Arial Yuriko, Bri At Cookiebox, Estella Starfall, Furi Ferntail, Graduated members, Kamiko Rinona, Kanna Yanagi, Lida Oriana, Minecraft, MineVReX, Mom At Cookiebox, Nova Aokami, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, PixelLink, Previous thread, Relia Lace, Ruru karaoke, Scarlett Flameheart, Server, Song playlist, Umi Kyoku, valentine, VReverie Extended, VReX

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8080	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7434	Void Armor Forged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than this server, where the schedule is so lit, it’s like a blaze spitting fireballs at you! Join now and play with Nova Aokami, the Gen 1 legend whose building skills are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Arial Yuriko, Gen 3’s resident redstone genius who can create contraptions that will blow your mind like a TNT explosion. And don’t forget about Estella Starfall, the queen of parkour who can jump higher than a spider on speed.

Furi Ferntail is also here, ready to show you how to tame wolves like a pro, while Kamiko Rinona will teach you how to farm crops faster than you can say “creeper salad.” And if you’re looking for some fiery fun, Scarlett Flameheart is the girl for you – her PvP skills are so hot, they’ll leave you smoldering.

But that’s not all! We’ve got Amaya Whisper, the singing sensation whose voice is sweeter than a chorus of parrots. And Bri At Cookiebox, the baking queen who can whip up cakes faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, Mom At Cookiebox is here to keep everyone in line with her mom powers – no griefing allowed!

Join now and play with Kanna Yanagi, PixelLink, Lida Oriana, Nyanami Ruru & Rumi, Relia Lace, Umi Kyoku, and Valentine – the Twitch streamer who can slay zombies and entertain you at the same time.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join this server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while you’re laughing your blocky butt off!

MommaDramaCraft

alleged aunt, amazing relationship, amazing school, caring fiancé, confronting mom, cruel prank, dark secret, family secret, family ties, fresh start, great relationship, lack of detail, loving family, MommaDramaCraft, private information, tragic accident, tragic past, traumatic delivery, twin brother, wiped memory, young parents

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Herobrine himself? Look no further, because our server is so secretive, even the Ender Dragon doesn’t know about it!

Join our server for a chance to uncover hidden family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover you have a long-lost twin who was actually a creeper in disguise all along!

Don’t worry about bringing up these shocking revelations with your in-game parents, they’re too busy mining for diamonds to care. And if any alleged aunts try to butt into your business, just tell them to go build their own family tree elsewhere.

So come on down to our server, where the drama is as intense as a mob siege and the mysteries are as deep as a mineshaft. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game…unless you accidentally fall into the void, then you’re on your own.

CuteCraft Minecraft Server

attraction, Behavior, Charm, Confidence, cute, CuteCraft, Expressions, Femininity, Gestures, intelligence, Kindness, Long hair, Men, Minecraft, Personality, physical appearance, QUIRKS, relationships, sense of humor, Server, Sweetness, Traits, Women

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	582
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mines Excavated:	3914	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “AWW” instead of “UGH”? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated puppies and kittens that follow you around and give you kisses when you least expect it! Plus, our female players have the ability to summon rainbows and unicorns to ride into battle, making them the cutest warriors you’ll ever see. So come join us and experience the cuteness overload that is our server – because who needs diamonds when you have a kitten in a party hat?