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CraftyFckr Minecraft Server

CraftyFckr, Fuck you Playing Anger Frustration Insult Game Displeasure Rage Offended Provoked Annoyed Irritated Upset Hostility Outrage Disgust Antagonized Confrontation Conflict Aggression, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	132
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us if you want to be constantly trolled, griefed, and pranked by our team of mischievous moderators. We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you try to survive in our chaotic world where the only rule is “Fuck you for playing!” So if you’re a glutton for punishment and enjoy a good challenge, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive our insane server!

Hori’s Mad Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, boku no hero academia, canon, Character development, disbelief, fan reaction, Hori, Horis, impressive narrative, mad, madman, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Plot development, Popular, Server, shock, shonen jump, storytelling, successful twist, surprise twist, unexpected

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than Hori, the madman himself! He’s added so many crazy features that even Notch would be scratching his head in confusion.

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, watch out below!). But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – and probably will.

SMPNikkeCraft – The General Minecraft SMP #2701

Android, BEAUTY FULL SHOT, cd keys, co-op, codes, color less, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Event, FAQ, Game Download, general, General Info, Ios, Juvenile Days, Minecraft, mirror container, new players, Nihilister, nikke, Optimization, PC, Rewards, smp, SMPNikkeCraft, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, Summer Event 2024, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Divine Spears Created:	27
Gods Slained:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting going on? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the mobs are extra feisty and the loot is extra legendary!

We’ve got special events like JUVENILE DAYS where you can battle it out with your friends for epic rewards. And coming up, we have the Solo Raid: Mirror Container where you’ll face off against a boss so tough, even Herobrine would be shaking in his boots!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruits like Ein and Anis: Sparkling Summer are here to join your team and kick some blocky butt. And don’t forget about our upcoming recruit Zwei, who is rumored to have the power to summon diamond armor out of thin air!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures, the wildest battles, and the most outrageous loot you’ve ever seen! And remember, if you’re not playing on our server, you’re missing out on all the fun!

SisterKickout Minecraft Server

Argument, criticism, DISRESPECTFUL, early curfew, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, feeling like a prisoner, financial troubles, holding a grudge, irresponsible, kicked out, Minecraft, new job, no guests, no music, refusing to help, rocky relationship, Server, sister, SisterKickout, small apartment, strict rules, struggling to pay rent

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2802
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level of blocky fun! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of kicking your sister out of your virtual house and never looking back!

Build your own strict rules and watch as your virtual sister struggles to follow them, just like in real life! No guests, no music, and a curfew of 8 PM sharp – because who needs fun when you can have structure?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the satisfaction of denying your virtual sister a place to stay when she’s down on her luck. Show her who’s boss in this pixelated world of sibling rivalry!

Join now and let the drama unfold as you navigate the complex dynamics of family relationships in the most absurd way possible. Are you the asshole for refusing to help your sister after she kicked you out? Who cares, it’s Minecraft – anything goes!

InLawlessBabyBash

baby shower, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Confrontation, Decision making, event planning, Expectations, family, generational differences, in-laws, InLawlessBabyBash, misunderstanding, Mother, parenting, perspective, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your baby shower plans? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for some block-building fun and leave all that real-life drama behind. Our virtual world is a place where you can host as many baby showers as you want, without any judgment from your mother or in-laws. Plus, we have a special event where you can build a virtual baby shower for your wife and invite all your family members, even the ones who can’t seem to get along in real life. So come join us and let’s build some baby shower memories that will last a lifetime! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

CraftySecrets

#revelation, bombshell, CLANDESTINE, Classified, Confidential, confidential disclosure, Covert, CraftySecrets, Enigmatic, eye-opening, hidden, jaw-dropping, Mysterious, scandalous, secret, sensitive information, Shocking.., Surprising, undisclosed, undisclosed truth, unexpected

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragons Tamed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about why the chickens always seem to be plotting something sinister. Find out the real reason why creepers explode (spoiler alert: it involves a failed cooking experiment). And don’t even get us started on the scandalous love triangle between Steve, Alex, and a certain Enderman.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera, come join us and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you count the sleepless nights wondering about those mysterious hidden chests).

DroneStrike Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, defense systems, drone technology, drone warfare, DroneStrike, lightweight drones, low-cost drones, military advancements, military capabilities, military conflict, military intelligence, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, Russian helicopter, russian military, Russian sources, Server, UAVs, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	183
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have low-cost, lightweight drones that can destroy anything in sight, just like Ukraine did to that Russian helicopter! 😂🚁💥

We have crazy battles where you can pilot your own drone and take down your enemies in epic PvP matches. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos and destruction on our server like never before! 💣🔥 #UkraineVsRussia #MinecraftMayhem

TehranTNTCraft

Assassination, assassins, Bomb, Conflict, Explosives, extremism, Gift Article, Guesthouse, Hamas Leader, international news, investigation, iran, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, Months Ago, political violence, SECURITY, Smuggled, Tehran, TehranTNTCraft, Terrorism

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

so, like, imagine this: you log into this crazy minecraft server and BAM! you’re in the middle of a wild adventure. we got explosions, we got secret missions, we even got a story about a bomb smuggled into a guesthouse that killed a Hamas leader. like, what even is that?! but hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

join us for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. we promise you won’t be bored, and who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some hidden secrets along the way. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some memories together.

remember, on this server, anything can happen. so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life. see you there, adventurer!

WhaleCraft: No Inbreeding Here!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation biology, conservation genetics, endangered right whales, Endangered species, genetic analysis, genetic diversity, genetic study, genetics, inbreeding, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine mammals, Population, research, species, study, whale conservation, WhaleCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Alien Abductions:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Votes:	8459
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where we got right whales mating like crazy and making some bomb-ass baby whales. our server is like a freakin’ love boat for these endangered whales, we got them hooking up left and right. you wanna see some whale romance? come join us and witness the magic of inbreeding among these majestic creatures. plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be swimming in diamonds and emeralds in no time. so what are you waiting for? come join the party and let’s get this whale breeding extravaganza started!

Freshly Sharpened Swords: MINEWARD – No Hide and Seek here! – CLASSIC RPG with QUESTS+DUNGEONS

bedrock, Bosses, cave expeditions, classic, Discord, Dungeons, Eula, freshly, grind, Hide, Items, java, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Minecraft, Mineward, mobs, non-p2w, passion project, PvE, Quests, QUESTSDUNGEONS, RPG, Seek, Server, Sharpened, Swords, tombs

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6639	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Discord	https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp
IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

Overview

Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual.
Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar!
Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though).
Random stuff for fun.
Server is EULA compliant and non-P2W. It’s a passion project!

FAQ

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server is EULA compliant and non-P2W.

What kind of content can I expect on the server?

You can expect bosses, tombs, grind, and various content branches like cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, and jewel finding.

Are there custom mobs and items on the server?

Yes, there are custom mobs and items, but no custom models.

Is the server Java and Bedrock compatible?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions (1.19.4-1.21).

Where can I join the server’s Discord?

You can join the server’s Discord using this invite link: https://discord.com/invite/EmSxmwJnNp

Vincent’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, BBC, BBC bulls, black men, blocky, chastity device, cuck, cuckold, cuckold lifestyle, Cum, fetish, gangbanged, interracial, Jase Clifford, love juices, Minecraft, Orgy, Server, sex position, sissy, snowball kissed, snowball kissing, Vincent The Cuck, Vincents, well-endowed

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	1	Farms Harvested:	895
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Hey there, I’m Vincent The Cuck and I’ve got a wild Minecraft server you need to join! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in the land of blocky adventures, I built a castle where all my cuckolding fantasies came to life. Picture this: giant statues of well-endowed black men, my GF bringing them home for a good time, and me, in a chastity device, watching it all go down.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the Gangbang Gala, where six BBC bulls join in for an orgy that will blow your mind (and other things). And the best part? Snowball kisses with cum-filled mouths! It’s a party you won’t forget.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cuckolding lifestyle, join us now! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of me dildoing my freaky sissy ass in the restroom. It’s a sight to behold, trust me. See you there!