Craftycatfish MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

Netherlands, France, CraftyCatfish, colombia, catfishing

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

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Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets questionable societal commentary

marginalized communities, POVERTY, racial profiling, minority groups, commentary

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a world of creativity and fun!

Join us and discover why our server is the ULTIMATE place to build, explore, and make new friends.

Need a break from the daily grind? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your imagination run wild.

Ever wondered what it would be like to ride a unicorn through a rainbow while battling a dragon? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the WILDEST adventures in Minecraft!

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Smokin’ Blocks – Where even your virtual jacket gets a wash!

smell, 2018, fabric softener, Nostalgia, Laundry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your jacket smells like a fresh meadow thanks to our felce azzurra original scent fabric softener!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through a world filled with smoking cigarettes (just kidding, please don’t smoke in-game) and freshly washed jackets that will make you feel like a million diamonds!

Who needs diamonds when you can have a fresh scent following you around everywhere you go? Come join us and experience the magic for yourself!

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OP PunchCraft: Where Saitama stops being a faggot and punches everyone

Anime, SuperHero, One Punch Man, Powerful, Vengeance

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Imagine a world where Saitama from One Punch Man is tired of being a faggot and decides to take matters into his own hands. On our server, Saitama is the ultimate enforcer, ready to punch anyone who dares disrespect him.

Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between Saitama and all the trolls, griefers, and annoying players who think they can get away with causing chaos. Will anyone be able to defeat the unbeatable hero?

But that’s not all! Our server also has giant flying pigs that drop diamonds, unicorns that shoot rainbows, and a secret disco party hidden deep underground.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels!

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Bluey’s 9000+ Minecraft Madness

BLUEYS, funny, animated series, madness, ‘Childrens TV’

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

Are you tired of boring old servers that are stuck in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is over 9000! That’s right, we’ve cranked up the fun to maximum levels and you won’t believe what you’ll find here.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures with our wacky community of players. Build giant rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or create floating castles made of cotton candy. The possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and gold. Just be sure to bring some ghost repellent, you never know when he might pull a prank on you!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, it’s Surpriseingly awesome!

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CraftyBots LOLapalooza

gaming experience, Jeet, AI Innovation, gaming industry, interactive entertainment

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our AI jeets (yes, you read that right) are constantly creating mind-blowing new adventures for you to embark on. Who needs human game developers when you have AI jeets paving the way to the future of gaming? – Our server is so advanced that you might just forget you’re playing Minecraft and think you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension of gaming. It’s that mind-blowing! – The possibilities are endless on our server. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. Want to tame a dragon and fly off into the sunset? You got it. – Did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about? Get ready to dance your blocky little heart out!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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YuriCraft: Where /v/ Meets Minecraft!

visual novels, Fandom, video games, Inclusive Gaming, niche genres

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic yuri adventures waiting for you! 🌈💖

Join us if you want to experience a world where creepers fall in love with endermen and zombies have romantic picnics with skeletons. Our server is a paradise for all yuri enthusiasts who want to see love bloom in the most unexpected places.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can tame it. Rumor has it that whoever rides the Diamond Unicorn will be blessed with infinite diamonds and eternal happiness.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a yuri-filled, diamond-studded adventure like no other! 🦄💎💕

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Goyslop Gaming: Where Procrastination meets Minecraft Madness!

Eating, mealtime, indulgence, #treatyourself, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can indulge in the finest goyslop cuisine while procrastinating from all your responsibilities!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle against zombie pigmen and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon with a taste for goyslop. Will you be brave enough to face this mighty beast and claim the title of Goyslop King?

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and of course, plenty of goyslop!

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Basement Dweller’s Block Party: Where Virgins Unite!

Social Skills, Girlfriend, EXCUSE, happy life, basement

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn losers into winners!

Are you tired of being a virgin loser in your mom’s basement? Well, it’s time to join our server and turn your life around!

On our server, we believe in tough love. That’s right, you need to suffer if you want to achieve your life goals. But don’t worry, we’ll be there every step of the way to help you become the best version of yourself!

Join our server and start grinding towards success. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a girlfriend along the way!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to your loser status!

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Blocky Banter Club: Where Superiority Reigns

Superiority, News, banter, influential, Integrity

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to experience the ultimate superiority on a Minecraft server like never before? Well, look no further because this server is the real deal!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of zombie chickens come charging at you. But fear not, because on this server, you have the power to summon a giant flamingo to protect you. Yes, you heard that right – a giant flamingo!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a unicorn through a field of rainbow sheep? Well, on this server, that dream can become a reality. And let’s not forget about the disco parties that happen every night in the nether. Who knew hell could be so groovy?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the EPICNESS that is this Minecraft server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you in the game!

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!