CraftyCampusCapers Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCampusCapers

501(c)s, Alon Abishoor, arrest, Attack, attempted murder, college campuses, CraftyCampusCapers, Criminals., da, fbi, fraudulent, idf, investment LLCs., Israel, LAPD, money laundering, Mossad, pro-Zionist, real estate, thugs, ucla, US citizens, violent, wealthy family

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Farms Harvested:	618	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6136
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of pro-Zionist thugs beating up protestors with metal poles? Look no further! Join our server where you can team up with your friends to take down corrupt CEOs and IDF members in epic battles that will make your heart race faster than a LAPD helicopter chase!

Unleash your inner warrior as you fight against injustice and uncover money laundering schemes that would make even the most seasoned detective’s head spin. Build your own empire and watch out for shady real estate companies and investment LLCs lurking in the shadows.

Join now and be a part of a community that stands up against corruption and fights for what’s right, all while having a blast in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this excitement right at your fingertips? Let’s go, gamers!

SlothSMP: Where the only thing faster than the server is a sloth on caffeine!

bedrock, Caffeine, Community, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Faster, Hardcore, java, Minigames, Modded, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, sloth, SlothSMP, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Enchantments Applied:	276	Dragon Eggs Found:	9753
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Crops Grown:	7017
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims for build protection Rewarding rank system Dynamic economy Dedicated PvP arena Peaceful gameplay outside the arena
IP Address	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with version 1.20.6 and later?	Yes, you can join the server with version 1.20.6 or later.
Are there land claims to protect my builds?	Yes, the server features land claims to safeguard your builds.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we have a rewarding rank system for players.
Can I engage in PvP battles on the server?	Yes, there is a dedicated PvP arena for players who enjoy battling.
Is the gameplay peaceful outside the PvP arena?	Yes, the server maintains a peaceful atmosphere outside the PvP arena.

CraftyOhio Socials Server

CraftyOhio, Ohio, ohio adults, ohio casual encounters, ohio community, ohio dating, ohio events, ohio friends, ohio fun, ohio girls, ohio hookup, ohio meetups, ohio nightlife, ohio party, ohio singles, ohio sluts, ohio socials, ohio women, Server, Sluts, sluts and socials, socials

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crops Grown:	9514	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

On our server, you can build your very own strip club, host wild parties with your friends, and even participate in our weekly twerking competitions. Oh, and did I mention the exclusive “socials” section? That’s where all the drama goes down. You never know who you might meet – or what scandalous secrets they might be hiding.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join ohio sluts & socials today and let your inner party animal run wild. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door – things tend to get a little…crazy around here.

SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP

bater punheta, Brasileiro, cuck, Discord, DMs, dumb, dumbfurryloser, expose, feioso, fill, hentai, imbecil, leitao, Loli, mandam no discord, oink, Oink oink, punheta, shota, SMPleeeaseFillMyDMsWithLoliAndShotaHentaiMinecraftSMP, stupid

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2245
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Void Gems Collected:	29
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the wildest, craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground loli and shota hentai trading ring that will blow your mind! And if that’s not enough, our players love to expose themselves for anyone who wants it – talk about dedication to the game!

But wait, there’s more! Our Brazilian player base is always ready to show off their punheta skills and follow any crazy orders given on Discord. It’s like a wild party that never stops!

So come join us on Discord at dumbfurryloser_ and be part of the most insane Minecraft SMP out there. Just remember, things can get a little…weird. Oink oink!

SnowflakeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, American, American friend, Bitch, disgrace, English, essay, family, fed up, first language, half Italian, half Viet, ignoring, jokes, lashing out, library, mad, Minecraft, Server, SnowflakeCraft, studying, Vietnamese, White

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1678
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Are you tired of friends constantly roasting you for being “white”? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the real world drama by building your dream world with blocks. No more feeling like a disgrace to your family – here, you’re the master builder of your own destiny!

Vent your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment, where no one will judge you for not knowing Vietnamese or any other language. Let your creativity shine brighter than your friend’s jokes about your whiteness. And hey, if you need to let off some steam, just build a TNT cannon and blow up some creepers – it’s therapeutic, we promise!

So come join us on our server, where the only language you need to know is Minecraft. Leave the drama at the door and let the blocks do the talking. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let’s build some epic structures together and forget about those pesky real-life problems. See you in the Minecraft world, where you can be whoever you want to be – no judgments, just fun!

ShowerFirstOrBust

apartment, bathroom, CAR, Communication, dialogue, diet, emergency, Food, Friends, Frustrated, impolite, lack of manners, Manners, mealtime, peepee, periods, Rent, rent payment, roommate etiquette, shower, ShowerFirstOrBust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server where bathroom etiquette is a top priority? Look no further! Join our server where we offer virtual bathrooms for all your emergency needs. No more waiting 45 minutes for someone to finish their business, because on our server, everyone gets a turn!

We understand the importance of sharing vital resources, just like offering the bathroom before it’s locked for a long time. Our server promotes good manners and consideration for others, just like how our mom’s poop smells A LOT, so she offers everyone to pee/brush their teeth before she stinks the place up.

Join us for a unique gaming experience where bathroom monopolization is a thing of the past. Don’t be stuck with an emergency, join our server and never worry about bathroom etiquette again!

MovieTwistMinecraftSMP

Cinema, Climax, ending, film, Finale, jaw-dropping, Movie, movie climax, movie ending, movie twist, MovieTwistMinecraftSMP, plot twist, shock, Shocking.., Surprise, surprise ending, Twist, twist ending, unexpected, unexpected ending, Unpredictable

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too many times).

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing pigs comes through your tunnel, wearing top hats and monocles. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. Last week, we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it, one player even rode into battle on a giant chicken!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and hilarious as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground disco club where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans and surprises waiting for you on our server. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Block Breakup Blunders

BLOCK, Blunders, Breakup

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Villages Defended:	6

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone while crying over your ex? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to help you get over that heartbreak in the most epic way possible!

Join our server and let the power of pixelated blocks heal your broken heart. Build a fortress so strong that not even your ex’s apologies can break through. Dig deep into the earth and find treasures that will make you forget all about that jerk who broke your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of love experts who will give you the best advice on how to move on and find someone even better. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of possibilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let Minecraft be your rebound relationship. Who knows, you might even find love in a creeper!

BradleyCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, BradleyCraft, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, firepower, FOREIGN AID, legend, Military, military assistance, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military support, military technology, Minecraft, Old US Bradleys, Server, Ukraine, ukraine conflict, US army, War, weapons

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a wild ride through a land of craziness and epicness, ya feel me?

So, get this, right? We got these old US Bradleys in Ukraine, and they’re like becoming LEGENDS, bro! It’s like they’re coming to life and wreaking havoc on all the noobs in the server. It’s insane, man!

When you join this server, you’ll be like a warrior in a battle for survival. You’ll be slaying dragons, building epic castles, and making alliances with other players. It’s like a freakin’ movie, dude!

And let me tell ya, when you finally get your hands on the weapons you need, you’ll be unstoppable. You’ll be like a god among mortals, raining down destruction on anyone who dares to challenge you.

So, what are you waiting for, bro? Join this Minecraft server now and show the world what you’re made of! Let’s do this!

Blocky Banned Babes: No Voices, No Faces!

Afghanistan, Babes, banned, bare faces, blocky, faces, female rights, gender discrimination, gender inequality, HUMAN RIGHTS, restrictive laws, Taliban, Taliban control, Taliban laws, Taliban oppression, Taliban restrictions, VOICES, women’s autonomy, women’s empowerment, women’s freedom, women’s oppression, women’s representation, women’s visibility, WOMENS RIGHTS, Womens Voices

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Potions Brewed:	88	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the Taliban but for gamers, except we don’t ban women’s voices or bare faces, we ban boring players and ugly builds!

We got dragons flying around, shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts, and if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant taco and squash all your enemies!

Plus, our community is so lit, we have weekly dance parties in the virtual disco club and every full moon, we sacrifice a creeper to the pixelated gods for good luck.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers and makes no sense at all!

LoveCraftedBrains

brain activity, brain activity patterns, brain mapping, brain regions, brain scans, brain stimulation, Cerebral Cortex, cognitive functions, cognitive psychology, emotional response, fMRI, functional magnetic resonance imaging, love, LoveCraftedBrains, neural pathways, neuroimaging, neuroscience, research, types of love

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	112	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Chimeras Created:	1

so like, u ever wonder what luv looks like in ur brain? well, on our epic minecraft server, we got scientists using fancy machines to see where ur brain lights up when u think about luv. it’s like a rave party in ur head, dude! join us and unlock the mysteries of luv in the most lit way possible. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour for those who can show us their brain’s luv vibes. come on, join us and let’s get funky with luv in minecraft!