Crafty28 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty28 – Building Blocks and Birthday Cake!

adulting, Birthday, blocks, building, Cake, celebration, Crafty28, family, futureplans, growingup, independent, Jobless, livingwithparents, lonely, milestone, nofriends, quarterlife, realitycheck, SelfReflection, Struggling, Support, turning28, unemployed, wizard

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the owner is just 2 years away from becoming a wizard! Why should you join? Well, for starters, the owner has no friends, no job, and still lives with their parents. But don’t worry, that just means they have plenty of time to dedicate to making this server the most magical place in all of Minecraft!

Join us now and embark on a journey filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic! Who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling fierce mobs alongside a soon-to-be wizard?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the owner moves out of their parents’ basement)!

IndieMonsterMine Server

2D, AAA, Budget, comparison, creativity, design, Development, fear, graphics, Horror, indie, indie games, IndieMonsterMine, MONEY, Monsters, Quality, scarier, Server, Studios, Time, video games, weird

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Animals Bred:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of boring, predictable monsters in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is home to the wackiest, weirdest, and downright hilarious monsters you’ll ever encounter!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant, dancing taco monster appears out of nowhere, ready to challenge you to a salsa dance-off! Or how about a group of angry unicorns who demand you join their sparkly rainbow parade or face their wrath?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron beak. Will you dare to challenge his rule and become the new poultry ruler?

Join our server now for a wild, unpredictable, and downright absurd Minecraft experience like no other! Who needs realistic monsters when you can have a dance-off with a taco?

NigelCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, brexit, British politics, CONSERVATIVE, debate, EU, european union, interview, leader, live event, Minecraft, Nigel Farage, Nigel Farage Brexit, Nigel Farage interview, Nigel Farage speech, Nigel Farage UKIP, NigelCraft, Politics, public speaking, Server, Speech, uk, Video

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground city where llamas rule with an iron hoof, and players can ride on the backs of giant chickens into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and question your sanity. Trust us, it’s worth it!

CraftyHub: ExposeTheLies

abusive relationship, aita, band management, BETRAYAL, consequences, CraftyHub, Deceit, Emotional Abuse, Emotional healing, ExposeTheLies, Gaslighting, Honesty, Infidelity, lying husband, Manipulation, music festival, public exposure, Self Respect, self-care, toxic relationship, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Join us and escape the real-life craziness of managing a band, planning a music festival, and dealing with a verbally abusive husband. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build your house out of dirt or cobblestone.

Forget about being rated a 2/10 or having someone wish you’d turn around during sex – on our server, you’re a solid 11/10 and everyone wants to team up with you for epic adventures.

So come on over and leave the real world behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the madness. Plus, we have virtual cookies! (Disclaimer: virtual cookies may not actually be edible)

TeenageFails Minecraft Server

adolescent, cringe-worthy, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, growing pains, hindsight, immature, IMPULSIVE, learning experience, lesson learned, Minecraft, mistake, Naive, RECKLESS, regret, Server, silly, teenage antics, TeenageFails, teenager, young and dumb, youthful indiscretion

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the wild and wacky players out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle, building a house out of giant floating pancakes, and taming a pet creeper that farts rainbows. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your sanity!

UnderratedTravelLand

Hidden Gem, hidden travel destination, hidden travel gem, hidden travel treasures, lesser known, Off the beaten path, travel advice, travel bucket list, travel destination, travel inspiration, travel off the grid, travel recommendations, travel tips, underappreciated destination, underrated country, underrated travel destination, underrated travel spot, underrated vacation spot, UnderratedTravelLand, undiscovered, unique travel experiences

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Love Letters Sent:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Votes:	3075

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a pogo stick? Look no further than our server! We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, which is like visiting the underrated country of Narnia (yes, it’s a real place, we swear).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can breakdance like nobody’s business.

So why waste your time traveling to boring old countries when you can join our server and experience the trip of a lifetime? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey that’s more bananas than a monkey on a unicycle!

CraftyArms Minecraft Server

arms control, arms exports, arms industry, arms sales, Conflict Resolution, CraftyArms, defense budget, defense sector, economic impact, european union, export regulations, geopolitical dynamics., germany, global security, international relations, military equipment, military industry, Minecraft, political decisions, security alliances, Server, Ukraine, weapons trade

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build weapons to export to Ukraine! we’re like the germany of minecraft, but way cooler. fight off creepers with tanks and blow up other players with missiles. it’s a warzone out there, but we’re winning with our insane armory. join now and be part of the action. let’s show those zombies who’s boss!

GazaCraft: Tanked Up!

ADVANCE, airstrikes, civilian casualties, Conflict, escalation, Fighting, GazaCraft, ground invasion, Hamas, international community, Israeli defense forces, Israeli tanks, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, north Gaza, Palestinian territories, Rages, south Gaza, tanked, united nations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

HEY YOU! YES, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE ISRAELI TANKS ADVANCE INTO AREAS IN NORTH AND SOUTH GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF FIGHTING, THEY’RE BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND BATTLE ARENAS!

JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER! WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT TALK POLITICS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF! TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

FutureBasesBelongToUs77

amusement, back to the future, blade runner, Entertainment, event dates, Future, future generations, FutureBasesBelongToUs77, great-grandkids, humor, Nostalgia, Oct 21 2015, pop culture, Posting, predictions, Sci Fi, science fiction, social media, Technology, terminator, time travel

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4397
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We be out here havin’ a blast, postin’ about sci-fi events like Back to the Future and Terminator. Imagine in 77 years, our great-grandkids gonna be takin’ over all our bases like it’s nothin’! It’s gonna be lit, yo! So come join us and be part of this wild ride, cuz who knows what kinda craziness we gonna get up to next!

PainCraft T-Cell Wars

PainCraft, TCell, Wars

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mines Excavated:	1323	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes.

but dat ain’t all, we also got a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items in da game. we even got a dragon dat guards it, but don’t worry, he’s friendly as long as u bring him some diamonds.

oh and did i mention we have a secret portal dat takes u to a whole new dimension where u can ride unicorns and battle evil witches? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have some fun together. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Cobbleton Forever

+18, Applicants, apply, atmosphere, building, classic-style, collaboration, Community, cooperation, Destruction, ELEMENTS, Enjoy, Experience, Friendly, Graylist, modern touch, multiplayer, Positive, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Launched on 06/14/2024! A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch.

We have a graylist, so feel free to join now and check us out. IP: play.cobbleton.com

When you are ready to gain full access, apply using the link below. Apply: https://cobbleton.com/apply

18+ applicants only please.

Cobbleton is a community-oriented server where cooperation and collaboration are strongly encouraged. We aim for a positive and friendly atmosphere where players can enjoy building close to others without the need to worry about destruction. Our goal is to deliver the Minecraft experience you know, but also to supplement it with extra elements that we hope will make the multiplayer experience more enjoyable for everyone who wants to play. Some of these extra additions include:

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