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TracksideMisfit – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Born, Challenges, difficult childhood, disadvantaged, disadvantaged background, disadvantaged youth, discrimination, Hardship, low-income, Marginalized, Minecraft, Obstacles, POVERTY, smp, social inequality, societal barriers, Struggle, tough upbringing, TracksideMisfit, underprivileged, upbringing, wrong side of the tracks

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	197

Are you tired of living on the wrong side of the tracks in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got diamonds raining from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join us and leave your boring old life behind for a world of endless fun and shenanigans. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood party animal looking for some new friends to hang out with. So come on over and join the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft SMP around!

UnderwearCraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1450
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Void Gems Collected:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Farms Harvested:	846

Are you tired of boring running clubs where they ban you for wearing your underwear longer than your shorts? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all players, no matter how long your underwear is compared to your shorts.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious mishaps. Forget about running clubs and come build your dream world with us. Who needs running when you can fly in creative mode? Plus, we won’t ban you for your fashion choices, no matter how questionable they may be.

So ditch the running shorts and join our Minecraft server today! Who knew virtual blocks could be so much more fun than actual running?

Blocky High: The Worst Drug

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Magic Items Found:	4697	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual drug that will have you hooked from the first block you mine!

Join us for a wild ride where the only side effects are uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy as you are, so you’ll fit right in!

But be warned, once you start playing on our server, you may find yourself staying up all night, neglecting your real-life responsibilities, and dreaming about pixelated creepers chasing you through the streets. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be having this much fun?

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and experience the most addictive Minecraft server you’ll ever play on. Just remember to take breaks to eat and drink water… or not, we won’t judge!

CraftyCrafterz: ISuspectNoOne

Claims, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCrafterz, Crime Scene, extremist group, FESTIVAL, German, hunt, investigation, is.., ISuspectNoOne, knife attack, law enforcement, manhunt, Police, Public Safety, SECURITY, SUSPECT, suspect search, Terrorism, terrorism threat, violence

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7185
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even the german police are tryna find it! they think the suspect is hiding out in our minecraft world, causin’ chaos with his festival knife attack. but don’t worry, we got this covered. join our server and help us catch this crazy dude before he causes any more mayhem. plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret underground base where we stash all the good loot. come join the fun and be a hero in our epic quest to stop the bad guys!

CrazyCatCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	881
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

u know what does do crazy stuff? this minecraft server! join us if u wanna see cats flying on pigs, creepers dancing to disco music, and villagers riding llamas like they’re in a rodeo show! we got a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic pvp matches, and a giant maze filled with traps and treasure chests. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

StoneAgeBuilders

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Enchantments Applied:	93
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26

yo, so like imagine this, right? back in the day, like wayyy back, there were these farmers in Spain who were like, “let’s build a massive stone chamber, bro!” and they did it! but get this, they weren’t just any old farmers, nah man, they were like geniuses or something.

these dudes knew all about physics, geometry, geology, and architecture. like, they were basically the OG engineers, ya feel me? so if you wanna join a Minecraft server where you can channel your inner neolithic farmer genius, then this is the place for you!

come build epic stone chambers, show off your mad skills in physics and geometry, and maybe even uncover some ancient secrets along the way. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hidden treasure or something. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this neolithic party started!

Elysia Survival: Seeking Players Who Can Craft Better Than My Mom’s Meatloaf – New Season!

Active, Adult, Audience, Builds, close-knit, Community, Coreprotect, Craft, Dedicated, Dynmap, elysia, Ensemble, Grief, hermitcraft, java, Meatloaf, moms, Players, Redstone, Season, seeking, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Elysia
Season	New season just opened
Gameplay	Vanilla with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect
Player Base	Primarily adult with a close-knit community

FAQ

How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for several years.

What kind of gameplay is offered?

The gameplay is kept entirely vanilla, with minor add-ons like Dynmap and CoreProtect for grief protection.

What is the player base like?

The player base is primarily adult, and the community is close-knit and welcoming. New players are always welcome.

How can I join the server?

You can apply for a spot on the server by completing the application form here.

Is there a tour of a previous season available?

Yes, you can watch a tour of a previous season here.

Where can I find additional information about the server?

You can find additional information in older posts on the server’s profile or through a section at the end of your application.

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, ARU, BagCraft, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Event, From Opera 0068 with Love, general, guides, Kayoko, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Moonlight Dream, PVs, Resources, ROADMAP, Server, ShiroKuro, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that the mobs have learned to breakdance instead of attacking you. Imagine fighting a zombie doing the worm – it’s a sight to behold!

2. We have secret hidden dungeons that are guarded by llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They’ll challenge you to a tea party before letting you in – it’s a classy affair.

3. Our server events are like no other – we once had a build competition where players had to recreate famous works of art using only blocks. Let’s just say, the Mona Lisa has never looked more pixelated.

4. Need a break from mining? Join our karaoke nights where players can serenade each other with their best renditions of “Creeper, Aw Man”. It’s a blast!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

PartitionCraft SMP: /int/ Austro-Hungarian Shenanigans

Austria-Hungary, AustroHungarian, BALKANS, borders, Central Europe, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Empire, Ethnic groups, Europe, geopolitical strategy, habsburg, History, Int, international relations, nationalism, PartitionCraft, partitioned, Politics, Shenanigans, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial division, World War I

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we answer the age-old question: How would /int/ have partitioned Austria-Hungary? Join us for a wild ride as we recreate history in the most chaotic and hilarious way possible.

Are you tired of boring old factions and survival servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be part of the epic battle to divide up Austria-Hungary in the most ridiculous ways imaginable. Will you be the one to claim the Schnitzel Kingdom or the Goulash Empire? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army, led by the one and only Emperor Porkchop. Join forces with these bacon-loving warriors as they fight against the evil Chicken Coalition in an epic battle for supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just end up ruling over a kingdom of Wiener Schnitzels and strudels!

GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL

Boundaries, Communication, emotional boundaries, emotional intelligence, Empathy, exhaustion, feelings, Frustration, GFfeelsNotMyProbLOL, INDEPENDENCE, love, personal space, Reassurance, relationship, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Support, Trust, Understanding, validation

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Farms Harvested:	201
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Divine Spears Created:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Looking for a place where you won’t be bombarded with texts and calls demanding your attention? Look no further! On our server, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone putting you in a virtual time out for not responding fast enough.

Join us and experience the freedom of not having to explain why you didn’t like someone’s Instagram post or respond to a TikTok while driving. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can focus on having fun and enjoying the game without someone constantly assuming the worst about your actions.

So come on in and leave the relationship drama behind – in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!