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Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

awkward situation, bodily function, cultural mishap, delicate situation, diarrhea, EMBARRASSING, emergency, Etiquette, fashion disaster, geisha, hygiene, Japanese culture, Kimono, Layers, public restroom, stress, traditional clothing, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, wardrobe malfunction

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Emeralds Found:	8048	Towns Built:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

black Americans, blocky, Community, crime, exposure, findings, Fun, gun control, Gun Violence, Impact, Land, long-term effects, mental health, public health, racial disparities, research, Safety, shooty, social justice, statistics, study, Trauma, urban communities, Violence prevention

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

IcyDeluxe, Minecraft, movies, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

Adults, base, Builds, chests, Chunks, Community, Curfew, Discord, Friendly, Glimmer, Griefing, Grove, LGBTQ, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Modded, Mods, moms, recruiting, rules, Server, Spawn, stricter, trolling, voice chat, Waystones, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	7594
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crops Grown:	2283
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Community, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, forum, Interaction, internet, long tail tags, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, reactions, response, rike, Server, social media, tags, Thoughts, well

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Votes:	3163
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	275	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mines Excavated:	2726	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4330	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WifelessWeddingWoops

Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, exclusion, friend’s wedding, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, not attending, OFFENDED, personal choice, relationship boundaries, social expectations, social norms, Spouse, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wife not invited, WifelessWeddingWoops

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9348	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!

PutinZelenskyBromance Minecraft Server

alliances, bragging, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, press conference, putin, PutinZelenskyBromance, relationship, russia, Server, Statements, summit, trump, Ukraine, united states, White House, world leaders, Zelensky

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mines Excavated:	4361	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Magic Items Found:	2824
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the best, like, relationship with Putin, man. Trump himself, like, brags about it, like, all the time. it’s, like, totally crazy, man. and, like, while hosting Zelensky, they were, like, talking about how awesome this server is. so, like, if you wanna be part of, like, this epicness, you gotta join, man. it’s, like, out of this world, dude. come join the fun, bro!

BlockyBossMan’s Demise

BlockyBossMans, death announcement, demise, Hassan Nasrallah, hezbollah, Hezbollah announcement, Hezbollah leader, Hezbollah leader death, Hezbollah leader death announcement, Hezbollah leader dies, Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah, Hezbollah leader passes away, Hezbollah news, Hezbollah statement, Islamic militant group, leader death, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Nasrallah death, political leader, shiite, terrorist organization

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and llamas that can fly! we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a giant chicken that shoots lasers from its eyes!

if you join now, you can become part of our elite team of ninja warriors who battle evil zombies and giant spiders with nothing but a stick and a piece of string! we also have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows!

plus, our server is endorsed by none other than Hassan Nasrallah himself! he said it’s the best minecraft server he’s ever played on and he’s totally not dead, he’s just chilling in our virtual reality world, building skyscrapers out of marshmallows!

so come join us and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cat Scan Cap Fun

Animal Behavior, animal care, animal testing, animal welfare, awake cats, Brain scanning, brain waves, CAP, cat, Cats, Chronic pain, electrodes, feline brain activity, Fun, hats, innovative technology, neurological studies, non-invasive procedures, pet health, Scan, scientific breakthrough, Veterinary research, veterinary science, wool caps

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6854
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2059
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we have CATS WEARING HATS WITH ELECTRODES! That’s right, you can watch as our furry feline friends strut around in stylish headgear while scientists scan their brains. Who knows what secrets they’ll uncover? Maybe they’ll discover that cats are actually plotting to take over the world, or that they have a secret society dedicated to stealing all the fish in the ocean. The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on down and witness the madness for yourself. Join now and be a part of the CAT-tastic adventure!