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  • SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition

    SMP – NBA General – Pistol Pete Edition
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 4777
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 154
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the mobs are all secretly NBA players trying to dunk on you while you mine for emeralds.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground basketball court where you can challenge other players to epic slam dunk contests. And if you win, you get a special enchanted basketball that shoots fireballs instead of hoops!

    Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft SMP ever, where you never know if that creeper is actually LeBron James in disguise. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today and let the madness begin!

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  • Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server

    Bacon Narwhal Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 9881
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Emeralds Found: 5802 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, le bacon narwhals at midnight! That’s right, every night at the stroke of twelve, narwhals made of bacon descend from the sky to wreak havoc and bring joy to all players.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken who grants wishes to those who can find it.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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  • Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns

    Retire in 2025 Minecraft SMP Towns
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 7018
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Runes Activated: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 106 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be set for life!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • DimondCraft Minecraft server

    DimondCraft Minecraft server
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 2776
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Dimension Hops: 13 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Animals Bred: 142 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Villages Defended: 17
    Farms Harvested: 376 Epic Weapons Forged: 7

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  • Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server

    Cozy Cunt Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/100 Votes: 7813
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 New Chunks Explored: 572340
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!

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  • Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition

    Cute Girls SMP – 60’s Edition
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 2850
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

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    Are you tired of watching cute girls in the 60’s lose their shit over the Beatles? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you – join our Minecraft SMP where you can build your own Beatlemania-inspired world and watch as adorable pixelated girls lose their blocky minds over your epic creations. Plus, rumor has it that Paul McCartney himself will be making a guest appearance on the server to serenade players with his virtual tunes. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness – join us now!

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  • Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server

    Chuuba Chuckles Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 6091
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of rainbow-colored sheep come charging at you, demanding to be sheared for their magical wool. Or how about the time a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise birthday party for one lucky player, complete with exploding confetti and cake?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chuuba, a mischievous Minecraft deity who roams the land causing chaos and laughter wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can make Chuuba laugh for 10 seconds straight, he’ll grant you three wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, a pet dragon, or a lifetime supply of enchanted pork chops).

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a hilarious adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Just remember to watch out for those clipniggers, they’re a sneaky bunch.

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  • Job Interview Minecraft SMP

    Job Interview Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 7713
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 44 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Dimension Hops: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Here, job interviews are conducted in the most epic way possible. Picture this: you’re sitting in a virtual office, facing off against a creeper in a suit. Your task? Convince the creeper that you’re the best candidate for the job by building the most impressive redstone contraption in under 5 minutes. If you succeed, you get the job and a diamond pickaxe as a signing bonus. Fail, and well… let’s just say you might end up in the unemployment line with a bunch of disgruntled zombies. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

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  • Steamhaven

    Steamhaven
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 8056
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 29 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    A New World Awaits Are you ready to embark on a brand new Minecraft adventure? Steamhaven is a fresh, Java-based server offering a pristine world to explore. With a focus on quality of life mods, we’ve created an environment where building and creativity can flourish. Key Features:

    Ranks: free ranks for game play Fresh Start: Join a brand new server and shape your own destiny. Quality of Life Mods: Enjoy enhanced gameplay and convenience. Join us now and be among the first to experience Steamhaven!

    88.211.238.88

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  • Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server

    Pixel Princesses Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 5658
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Emeralds Found: 6220 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, whose eggs are made of pure diamonds. Just imagine the bling your armor will have after hatching one of those bad boys!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us in four more days for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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