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Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 6308 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 5585 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 250468 |
Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like the time a group of players built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs. Or the time we had a massive underwater dance party with dolphins and squids.
But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a badass black player with all the pussy you could ever want. So come join us and leave your short, cracker self behind for good!