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ToxicExOrMe Minecraft SMP

Communication Issues, Emotional Abuse, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, relationship dynamics, relationship problems, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, smp, toxic behavior, toxic breakup, toxic ex, toxic ex signs, toxic love, toxic partner, toxic patterns, toxic relationship advice, toxic relationship signs, toxic traits, ToxicExOrMe

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Ores Mined:	2679
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchantments Applied:	254	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wondering if you’re the reason your diamond pickaxe broke or if your ex was just a toxic creeper blowing up your base? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond armor to go around. Who needs therapy when you can just blame your ex for all your problems in-game? So grab your sword, saddle up on a pig, and come join us for a server experience like no other. Just watch out for those toxic exes lurking around every corner…

KindCraft: RandomKindActs

Acts of kindness, community support, compassion, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, KindCraft, Kindness, Making A Difference, paying it forward, positive impact, Random act of kindness, RandomKindActs, selfless gesture, sharing love, small gestures, spreading joy, thoughtful gesture, touching moment, unexpected kindness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Magic Items Found:	1749
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Have you ever been wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft, only to stumble upon a hidden chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Our players are so generous that they’ll even build you a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks, just because they can.

One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!

But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!

CommieCraft: Not Our MamaLand

Beijing, CommieCraft, Communist China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, mamaland, motherland, nationalism, One China policy, Politics, president, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan Strait, Taiwan-China relations, Taiwanese identity, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

so like, this server is like the taiwan of minecraft servers, we don’t want no communist china up in here, we independent af. like our president said, it’s impossible for them to be our motherland, so come join us and be part of the resistance against the commies. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why would you wanna be anywhere else? join now before the commies try to take us down, we need all the help we can get!

Brain Boosting Mini Games

Attention, Blood flow, BOOSTING, Brain, brain development, brain function, brain health, children, cognitive functions, concentration, Decision making, elbow circles, Exercises, games, Memory, mental focus, Mini, motor skills, neurology, physical activity, prefrontal cortex, rubbing hands, simple exercises, single-leg balance

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Animals Bred:	103	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

come join our minecraft server for the most epic brain workout of your life, bro! we got kids doing simple exercises like rubbing hands and balancing on one leg to increase blood flow to their prefrontal cortex. why? because that’s where all the decision-making, memory, and attention happens, duh! so if you wanna level up your brain power while building epic structures in minecraft, this server is the place to be. plus, who doesn’t wanna see a bunch of kids doing elbow circles in a virtual world? it’s gonna be lit, fam!

Bleach Block Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bleach, BLOCK, day off, Fighting, Hollows, Ichigo kurosaki, Manga, Minecraft, Orihime Inoue, Quincy, Relaxation, Renji Abarai, Rukia Kuchiki, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Uryu Ishida, Zanpakuto

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of fighting hollows and saving the Soul Society all the time? Well, Ichigo sure is! That’s why he’s taking a day off and inviting you to join him on this epic Minecraft server!

Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).

But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?

So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!

/TWG/ – Total War General Minecraft SMP

#1d6chan, #TotalWar, Bretonnia, CA future plans, Concept Art, general, Hotfix 5.2.2, Hotfix 5.2.7, Minecraft, Older Titles, Patch 5.2 Devblog, Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2, Roll Charts, smp, Steam, Tactics, TOTAL, total war, Total War franchise, Total War General, Total War previous thread, total war warhammer, Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, Total War: Warhammer III, twg, War

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in Bretonnia ain’t free edition, where the land is filled with mystical creatures and dangerous quests await you at every turn.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.

But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!

DoggoDilemmaCraft

abandoned dog, animal rights, animal welfare, dog ownership, dog ownership dispute, dog rehoming, dog rescue, DoggoDilemmaCraft, ethical dilemma, golden retriever, neighbor dispute, pet abandonment, pet abandonment laws, pet adoption, pet care, pet custody, Pet loyalty, pet neglect, pet ownership, pet rehoming, responsible pet ownership

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than the story of Mark and Julie abandoning their dog, Buddy, for six whole months!

Just like how Buddy found a new home with our player, you’ll find a new home in our server filled with adventure, challenges, and a whole lot of laughs. Who needs Mark and Julie when you can have a loyal companion like Buddy by your side?

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up to unreasonable neighbors, just like our player did. Show them who’s boss and make your mark in our wacky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedFlagGirlMC SMP

biggest red flags, Controlling, DATING, dishonesty, girl, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of communication, Manipulation, red flags in a girlfriend, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in a significant other, red flags in a woman, RedFlagGirlMC, relationships, smp, toxic behavior, warning signs

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Join our SMP and you’ll find yourself in a world where the biggest red flags in a girl are actually giant red banners that lead you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot. That’s right, forget about relationship drama, we’re all about the treasure hunt drama here!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a legendary player known as “The Enderdragon Whisperer.” Rumor has it that they can tame Enderdragons and ride them into battle against other players. Will you be able to defeat this mythical creature and claim the title of Dragon Master?

So come join us on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from your fellow players). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ParentalBoundariesMC

Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, family boundaries, family dynamics, family rules, family structure, healthy boundaries, household boundaries, long term impact of parental boundaries, parental agreements, parental boundaries, parental teamwork, ParentalBoundariesMC, parenting, parenting boundaries, Parenting styles, relationships, setting limits, upbringing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	7284
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with strict rules and boundaries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the wildest ride in town! Join us and experience a world where the only boundaries are the ones you build yourself (literally, build whatever you want, we don’t judge).

Our server is so crazy, even your parents would be like, “What boundaries did we establish again?”. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us today and let the madness begin!

KimJongCraftPutinComrade

authoritarian regimes, birthday message, birthday wishes, closest comrade, comradeship., dictators, Diplomacy, friendship, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kim-Putin relationship, KimJongCraftPutinComrade, North Korea, North Korean leader, political allies, political leaders, russia, russian president, Vladimir Putin, world news

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and vladimir putin holding hands and dancing together in a field of rainbow sheep. you can ride on top of a flying unicorn made out of diamond blocks while shooting lasers out of your eyes at creepers. our community is like a family, except instead of family dinners we have epic battles against giant mutant chickens. so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even world leaders becoming best buddies in a virtual world.