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SeineSwimShow2024

#sustainability, 2024 olympics, city, clean water, cleanliness, demonstration, Environmental awareness, Event, France, Mayor, Paris, public health, river, seine, SeineSwimShow2024, Showcase, showcase event, sports, swimming, urban development, water quality

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	New Chunks Explored:	298343
Players Killed by Monsters:	1507	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the paris mayor swims in the seine river to prove how clean it is for the 2024 olympics! if he can swim in it, you can definitely build a sick castle on it! plus, rumor has it that there are hidden treasure chests at the bottom of the river filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. dive in and claim your riches before the mayor beats you to it! also, the fish in the river are rumored to grant wishes if you catch them, so start fishing for your dreams today on our server!

NukeShelterInsurance

catastrophic events, disaster preparedness, emergency provisions, fallout shelters, insurance claims, insurance coverage, insurance policies, insurance protection, nuclear apocalypse, Nuclear Disaster, nuclear fallout, nuclear fallout shelters, nuclear hazard coverage, nuclear hazards, nuclear war, NukeShelterInsurance, risk management, survival planning

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1198
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

yo, so like, imagine this: in a world where everything is all messed up from a nuclear apocalypse, there’s this one server that’s like, the bomb (literally). we got fallout shelters for days, man. but get this, the only way to get coverage is by joining our server. like, how crazy is that?

we got mutated mobs that are actually kinda cute in a weird way. like, picture a zombie pigman with three heads and a rainbow afro. yeah, that’s what we’re working with here.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, we got that too. but you gotta be quick, ’cause the radioactive spiders guarding it are no joke.

so come join us on the server where the only thing more explosive than the bombs is the fun we’re having. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietCraze

aging, brain aging, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive preservation, dietary habits, elderly individuals, elderly women, Healthy Eating, long-term study, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, mental health, MinecraftMedDietCraze, nutrition, preventative measures, research study, risk reduction, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Votes:	4169	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1552
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like eatin’ a Mediterranean diet for ur brain, ya feel me? Like, if u wanna reduce ur risk of bein’ a total noob and forgettin’ where u put ur diamonds, dis server is da place to be!

We did dis crazy research for three whole years and found out dat playin’ on dis server is like feedin’ ur brain with all da good stuff. And get dis, it’s even more amazin’ for da ladies who are 65 and up! So if u wanna keep ur brain sharp and kick some creeper butt at da same time, join us now!

Plus, we got free virtual olive oil for all our players, cuz why not? So come on, join da fun and let’s get those brain cells pumpin’!

Minty Clique Minecraft Server

belonging, Clique, Drama, exclusion, fitting in, Friends, friendship, gossip, group, high school, Insecurity, Minecraft, Mint, Minty, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, peer influence, peer pressure, Popularity, relationships, Rumors, Server, social circle

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4738	Magic Items Found:	5576
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Are you tired of being left out of the cool kids’ group on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Mint is not just a part of the clique, he IS the clique! Join us for epic adventures, crazy parties, and exclusive access to Mint’s secret stash of enchanted diamonds. Don’t miss out on the chance to be besties with Mint and rule the Minecraft world together!

Blocky Closeted Republicans Minecraft Server

BIBLE, blocky, Closeted, CONSERVATIVE, discrimination, equality, executive, Faggots, gay dating app, GRINDR, Hypocrisy, Jesus, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ pride, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, prejudice, Republican National Convention, republicans, Server, Sin, super bowl

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8439
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	3269
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Republican National Convention? Look no further! Our server is so gay-friendly, even Grindr executives are calling it their Super Bowl! Join us and unleash your inner rainbow warrior as you build, mine, and slay dragons with fellow LGBTQ+ gamers. Who needs politics when you have pixelated adventures waiting for you? Plus, we have cookies… and by cookies, we mean virtual cookies in-game. So come on, join us and let’s show those closeted faggots how to have a fabulous time in Minecraft!

SisterMILBlocker Minecraft Server

children’s online safety, Communication Issues, confronting family members, digital boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, generational differences, inappropriate content, MIL drama, Minecraft, monitoring children’s online activity, online etiquette, parenting, privacy concerns, protecting personal space, respecting boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, SisterMILBlocker, social media boundaries, toxic relationships

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	1157
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, Facebook fiascos, and MIL madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, your sister’s MIL’s nieces start scrolling through your Facebook feed. That’s right, they’re lurking on your page, reading all your posts about the former president getting shot at. Talk about inappropriate! But fear not, because on our server, you can block them faster than you can say “block button”.

Join us for a server where the drama never stops, the family dynamics are more twisted than a vine in a jungle biome, and the MILs are more toxic than a potion of poison. Will your sister blame you for blocking her MIL? Will the nieces ever learn to stay off social media? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions – because on this server, anything can happen!

NoCarNoCash16

16th birthday, Allowance, Cadillac Escalade, CAR, child support, custody, cutting off financially, DAUGHTER, disabled, entitled, family, hurtful, lawsuit, Lawyer, mobility issues, no contact, NoCarNoCash16, relationship, Resentment, Rude, Wedding

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	86
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4800

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life family feuds? Look no further than our server, where the only family drama you’ll find is between the villagers and the pillagers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. And the best part? No one will be calling you up to yell at you for giving away a car!

Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a fun and relaxing time. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions instead? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real world behind!

TwatCraft Minecraft Server

annoying drivers, automotive community, automotive culture, car enthusiasts, car exhausts, car modifications, car noise pollution, disrespectful drivers, inconsiderate behavior, loud cars, loud exhausts, Minecraft, noisy cars, obnoxious vehicles, road noise, Server, TWAT, TwatCraft, vehicle customization, vehicle etiquette, vehicle mufflers, vehicle noise, vehicle sound levels

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Buildings Constructed:	47	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of noisy cars ruining your peaceful Minecraft experience? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict no-noise policy for vehicles! That’s right, no revving engines or honking horns allowed. Join us and enjoy the sweet sound of silence as you mine, build, and explore without any twats ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any noisy car offenders trying to crash the party. So come on over and experience a noise-free paradise like no other!

CraftyCommentCrafts

Comments.., Communication, CraftyCommentCrafts, digital communication, digital platform, facebook, internet, Online Community, online presence, photos, Posts, Social Interaction, social media, social media engagement, social media platforms, social media trends., social media usage, social networking sites, social-networking, Technology, virtual connections

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Facebook drama? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that behind! Our server is the new social media hotspot where you can build, mine, and troll your friends in a virtual world that’s way more exciting than your aunt’s cat memes. Say goodbye to endless scrolling and hello to endless possibilities on our server. Join now and become the ultimate social media influencer in the world of blocks and creepers!

CommieCraft: Running Out of Ammo

Ammo, arms race, CommieCraft, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military equipment, military intervention, military strategy, offensive, Running, russia, scaling back, soviet union, Soviet-era weaponry, stockpiles, Ukraine, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

come join our server for a wild ride like no other! we have so much soviet-era weaponry that russia is running out! you gotta join before they take it all back! our battles in ukraine are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re right in the middle of the action! plus, our players are so skilled, they’ll make you question if they’re actually real or just bots! don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for the ultimate minecraft experience!