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PreggoPurgeCraft

Allergies, Argument, cravings, disagreement, family, family conflict, family dynamics, groceries, interview, Job, Kids, peanut allergy, PreggoPurgeCraft, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pregnant cravings, pregnant SIL, pregnant wife, Shelter, sibling, throwing away groceries

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous adventures and drama just like this wild story! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of throwing virtual groceries into bags and driving them to a shelter in a fit of rage.

But that’s not all – we also offer intense cravings for virtual snacks, PB dipped strawberries, and soggy sandwiches included! Play with pregnant women who will stop at nothing to satisfy their cravings, even if it means risking the lives of allergic children.

Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CarbCraverCraft

can’t resist, CarbCraverCraft, Cheat Meal, comfort food, diet struggles, dietary restrictions, favorite foods, food addiction, food cravings, food love, food obsession, food passion, food temptation, forbidden food, guilty pleasure, Healthy Eating, indulgence, irresistible cravings, must-eat food, must-have food, must-have snack

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2334
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Players Killed by Monsters:	6844	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you a die-hard fan of virtual potatoes? Do you dream of a world where you can feast on pixelated spuds to your heart’s content? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate potato paradise! Join us and indulge in a never-ending buffet of potatoes in all shapes and sizes. From baked to mashed to french fries, we’ve got it all! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potato dungeon where you can battle giant potato monsters and loot rare potato treasures. So why wait? Join our server now and let the potato party begin!

NordicFishWars Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Confrontation, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, FIRED, fishing boat, Incident, international waters, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, NordicFishWars, norwegian, Russian, SECURITY, Server, Tension, territorial dispute, warning shot, warship

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ores Mined:	6101	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

so imagine this, you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, minding your own business, when out of nowhere a russian warship comes out of the water and starts firing warning shots at a norwegian fishing boat. like, what even is happening right now? but hey, that’s just a regular day on this server.

join us for the most insane and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. we’ve got russian warships, norwegian fishing boats, and who knows what else lurking in the waters. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in blocky pixel form.

come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next. who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a russian sailor or catch a giant squid with your bare hands. anything is possible on this server, so what are you waiting for? dive in and let the chaos begin!

CementedLoveCraft

Abuse, arrested, BIZARRE, cement, CementedLoveCraft, crime, criminal, domestic violence, headline, Imprisonment, investigation, Justice, man, murder, News, partner, Police, relationship, S Korean, Shocking.., south korea

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Animals Bred:	49
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

2nd Person Craft

2nd, 2nd-person view, 3rd person, 3rd-person view, character control, Craft, game design, gameplay, games, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming terminology, immersive experience, interactive storytelling, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, person, perspective, perspective shift, player view, video games, virtual world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7199
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	8986
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. we got a secret underground city where u can find diamonds just by sneezing. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into gold blocks just by winking at them. plus, we have a pet dragon dat will protect u from creepers and zombies. so come join da fun and experience da craziest minecraft server ever!

Stretchy Wearables | Self-Healing Tech

advanced textiles, bio-compatible materials, bioelectronics, biomedical engineering, Biosensors, electronic skin, flexible electronics, healing properties, innovative materials, Korean breakthrough, Medical Devices, self-healing technology, self-repair technology, self-repairing materials, SELFHEALING, smart fabrics, stimulators, stretchable sensors, stretchy, Stretchy wearables, Tech, wearable sensors, wearable technology, Wearables

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

lol this server is like that korean breakthrough material that can heal itself, except we don’t heal ourselves, we heal your minecraft experience! join us and experience the magic of stretchy wearables in a whole new way. our biosensors will detect any boring moments and our stimulators will pump up the excitement to insane levels. come join us and let the healing begin!

Apologies Minecraft Server

Anime, Antagonist, apologies, Arrancar, badass, Bleach, blue hair, Character, Cool, espada, fan favorite, fierce, Goat, grimmjow, iconic, Manga, Minecraft, Popular, Powerful, Server, Sorry., STRONG, Villain

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	5707	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon this server and were greeted by a talking llama who offered them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But that’s not all, oh no. This server is so lit that even the creepers dance to dubstep instead of exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of flying pigs soaring through the sky. So why wait? Join now and become a legend in the land of blocky adventures. This is why it’s the goat. The goat.

Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

adaptation, football, Goal, goal scoring analysis, goal-scoring, league difficulty, Matches, Minecraft, non-penalty goal, played out of position, player development, player performance, positional play, Scorer, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, struggling to adapt, Tactics, team dynamics, tougher league

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Potions Brewed:	92	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

PartyPig Minecraft Server

abandonment, anniversary party, avoidance, Boundaries, Childhood, compassion, emotional distress, Empathy, estranged family, family, family dynamics, in-laws, loyalty, Minecraft, PartyPig, past trauma, refusal, Selfishness, Server, small town, Support, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and build your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with in-laws who don’t understand boundaries or guilt-trip you into attending events you’re not comfortable with. On our server, you can create your own story and be whoever you want to be without any judgment or pressure.

Join us now and leave all the toxic relationships behind! Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being called a “bastard” or “vile” ever again. Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in Minecraft!

HangryCraft

birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday plans, Communication, compromise, dietary needs, dietary restrictions, food intolerance, HangryCraft, health concerns, meal options, multiple locations, relationship conflict, Respect, restaurant choice, restaurant experience, restaurant menu, side dish, spicy food, ulcerative colitis, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	53	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food choices! Unlike some spicy restaurants, we cater to all dietary needs, even if you have a fiery condition like ulcerative colitis.

Join us and feast on a virtual buffet of delicious pixelated treats, from cake to carrots, without any risk to your health. Our server is a spicy-free zone, so you can game without the pain.

Don’t let your girlfriend’s love for spicy food hold you back from enjoying a meal in Minecraft paradise. Come join us and build your way to a happy, healthy belly! Remember, in our world, the only flames you’ll encounter are from a cozy campfire.