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Crafty Mahjong Minecraft Server

arts and crafts, booru, Community, Competition, Crafty, Game, Kaavi Fortune, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Minecraft, MJG, new player, ONLINE, Server, Signup, signup form, Spreadsheet, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, watch

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5866	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Animals Bred:	58
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

🤣🎮 Looking for a wild ride in the world of Mahjong? Look no further than our server! We’ve got tutorials for newbies, insane tournaments, and even a booru for all your Mahjong art needs. Plus, we have M-League streams that will blow your mind and make you question your own reality. Join now for a chance to win the 3rd Kaavi Fortune tourney and become a Mahjong legend! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way! 🤪🃏🎉 #MahjongMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

Business, Canton, Canton Network, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, Development, Digital, DTCC, Industry, INFORMATION, innovation, Linkbros, Minecraft, Network, networking, Partnership, response, SECURITY, smp, SOLUTIONS, Technology, Umm

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	3
New Chunks Explored:	926535	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Love Letters Sent:	16
Enchantments Applied:	166	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

CakeWarsCraft

alcohol awareness, alcoholic drinks, bil, birthday cake, breaking sobriety, CakeWarsCraft, disagreement, EMBARRASSMENT, family conflict, family drama, immature, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, Mom Water, nephew, Party, petty argument, pig cake, pink cake, Political, Sobriety

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3486
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5329
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

celebration, christmas, Easter, family, fave, Favorite, favorite holiday, Festive, Fourth of July, Gratitude, Halloween, Happiness, holiday, HoliDaze, joy, Memories, new year’s eve, smp, Special, Thanksgiving, Traditions, Valentine’s Day, whats, why

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
New Chunks Explored:	148135	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Towns Built:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

CreeperCruncher42

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, CreeperCruncher42, culinary delights, DELICIOUS, Dining, eating habits, favorite dish, Food, foodie, guilty pleasure, Hunger, indulgence, Meal, munching., nutrition, snack, Sustenance, Tasty, yum

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mines Excavated:	4990	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

advances in technology, Civilization, Communication, Development, digital age, Edition, education, Evolution, Future, future civilizations, Human, illiterate, innovation, knowledge, Literacy, noobville, progress, reading, Skills, society, Technology, Writing

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

advancement, Animals, Automation, Bronze Age, challenge, Crafting, crops, electrical age, Food, industrial age, landscapes, Machinery, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, new world, Overloaded, Players, Problems, SALTY, smp, stone age, Survival, Tools, triumph, world

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	7472	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

attractive, Before and after, body image, body positivity, confidence boost, determination, dieting, EASY, Exercise, fitness journey, healthy living, lifestyle change, Minecraft, motivation, self improvement, self-care, self-esteem boost, smp, success story, transformation, weight loss, wellness, workout routine

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Enchantments Applied:	279	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Farms Harvested:	433

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

PuppyBlocker

animal welfare, dog ownership, ethical pet ownership, family conflict, family dynamics, pet adoption, pet breeding, pet breeding ethics, pet care responsibilities, pet health, pet neutering, pet overpopulation, pet ownership decisions, pet ownership disputes, pet parenting, pet rehoming, pet spaying, PuppyBlocker, responsible pet care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchantments Applied:	79	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!