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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 8809 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat ur blood pressure will be lower than a limbo stick at a midget party. yea, u heard me right, ur heart will be happier than a kid in a candy store.
we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyes pop outta ur head, like seriously, u won’t believe ur eyeballs. and the mobs, oh man, they are more savage than a pack of feral cats on catnip. u better bring ur A-game or u gonna get rekt.
oh, and did i mention the treasure hunts? yea, we got hidden chests full of diamonds and gold that will make u richer than a leprechaun on payday. but be careful, cuz there are traps that will make u scream louder than a banshee in heat.
so, what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, but hey, at least u’ll have a good story to tell at ur therapist appointment.
