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Dumb Slut’s Minecraft Server

bullying, character assassination, cyberbullying, damage control, defamation, derogatory, dumb, gossip, Harassment, insult, Mean girls, mental health, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, online shaming, reputation, rumor, self esteem, Server, slut, Sluts, social media, word is

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5939
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Listen up, fellow gamers! Have you heard about the legendary Minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Word on the block is that this server is so crazy, it makes Herobrine look like a total noob!

Join us if you dare to challenge the reigning queen of the server, who is rumored to be a dumb slut with a heart of gold (or maybe just a heart of diamond blocks, who knows?). Legend has it that she once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. Talk about girl power!

But that’s not all – this server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. From giant castles made entirely of TNT to pixel art masterpieces that will make your eyes pop out of your head, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even pigs flying (literally, we have a mod for that). Let the madness begin!

Feeling Overcome Minecraft SMP

anhedonia, Ayahuasca, coping mechanisms, depression, feeling, healing, ISOLATION, lost soul, love, mental health, Minecraft, Misery, Overcome, psychological damage, Religion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-realization, smp, Therapy

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5504
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Are you tired of feeling like your brain is a black hole, sucking up all your happiness and leaving you in a state of eternal misery? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the void of despair by building, exploring, and making new friends in a world where the only thing collapsing in on itself is that creeper you just blew up.

Forget therapy, ayahuasca, or love – the only cure for your soul-sucking emptiness is joining our server and unleashing your inner block-building genius. Who needs a sense of self when you can have a diamond sword and a pet llama named Larry? Say goodbye to your opaque vapor-filled brain and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and leave your psychological damage in the dust as you embark on a journey of epic proportions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find that intangible part of yourself that you thought was lost forever. Or you’ll just have a blast mining for diamonds and fighting off zombie hordes – either way, it’s a win-win!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, introspection, learning experiences, letting go, life choices, life lessons, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, second chances, self reflection, smp, Wishful thinking

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crops Grown:	3236
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of living with the regret of not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from a life of eternal shame and FOMO!

Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. That’s right, on our server, the laws of Minecraft physics are completely twisted and turned upside down for your amusement.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes regular appearances on our server, challenging players to epic dance-offs and riddle competitions. Will you be the one to outsmart the infamous ghostly figure and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why waste another second living with regret when you could be living it up in our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKidzBelieve

childhood beliefs, childhood curiosity, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood magic, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood stories, childhood whimsy, childhood wonder, CraftyKidzBelieve, funny memories, naive beliefs, ridiculous beliefs, silly beliefs

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	9504
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you would reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and embark on a journey to dig all the way to China and trade diamonds for fortune cookies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who love to dance to disco music. Join them in their underground rave parties and show off your best dance moves while avoiding getting blown up.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and diamonds grow on trees. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

BabyBlockerCraft

BabyBlockerCraft, Ban, child rearing, child-free lifestyle, children, controversy, cultural values, debate, Defending, family, freedom of speech, Government, law, legislation, Lifestyle, parenting, policy making, restrictions, russia, social norms, society

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	175	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Crops Grown:	2079
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can like, build a whole world and stuff? it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds and BAM! a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your whole house! it’s like, the ultimate adrenaline rush, bro.

and get this, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise! they’re planning to take over the server and turn it into a giant disco party… or something like that. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention the legendary diamond sword that can shoot lasers and summon dragons? yeah, it’s totally a thing on this server. you gotta join and get your hands on that bad boy ASAP.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever! it’s gonna blow your mind, dude.

Pixel Bonding: Single Electron Fun

atomic links, atomic structure, atomic theory, Bonding, carbon atoms, carbon chemistry, carbon molecules, chemical bonds, chemical reactions, Chemists, covalent bonds, electron, electron pairs, electron sharing, Fun, molecular bonds, observations, PIXEL, researchers, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, single, single-electron bonds, Strong Bonds

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like the wildest ride of your life, bro. We got atoms sharing electron pairs like they’re besties at a sleepover. But get this, we also got single-electron covalent bonds between two carbon atoms, like they’re on a blind date or something. It’s cray cray, man!

Join this server if you wanna witness the ultimate chemistry experiment gone wrong. Watch as atoms bond in ways you never thought possible, creating a whole new world of chaos and confusion. Who needs traditional covalent bonds when you can have single-electron bonds that defy all logic?

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see just how insane Minecraft can get. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

Blocky Thoughts Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural integration, discrimination, Diversity, european politics, germany, immigration, law enforcement, migrant crisis, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, nafris, Opinions, opinions on nafris, racial profiling, Refugees, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thoughts, thoughts on nafris

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party for all our players to enjoy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nafris, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can defeat them in a dance-off. That’s right, you heard me – a dance-off! So put on your best dancing shoes and get ready to boogie with the Nafris for a chance to win some epic loot.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn into battle, build a castle out of candy, and challenge a dragon to a game of chess all in the same day? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Piece Minecraft SMP: One Lewd Coom

adult content, Adventure, Anime, Beach, comedy, coom, Coom Piece, ecchi, fanfiction, FANTASY, lewd, Lewd Piece, Manga, Minecraft, Nami, NSFW, NUDIST, nudity, one piece, Piece, Pirate, Sexy, smp, swimsuit

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

So, guess what? Nami has decided to embrace her true self and become a nudist on the server! She’s out here strutting her stuff, mining diamonds in the buff, and building epic structures in her birthday suit. Join our server and witness the legend of Nami, the naked warrior of Minecraft! Who needs armor when you’ve got confidence like hers? Plus, rumor has it that creepers are too distracted by her bold fashion choices to even think about exploding. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure with Nami and the rest of our crazy crew!

PoolPeepingSteve

age, Apology, awkward, Boss, busy day, complaint, creepy behavior, duty of care, Feedback, Friends, lifeguard, lifeguard uniform, misunderstanding, Pool, PoolPeepingSteve, STARING, supervisor, swimmer, Swimwear, UNCOMFORTABLE, Women

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Void Armor Forged:	27
Votes:	8955	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where lifeguards are not allowed to do their job properly because apparently watching over swimmers is considered creepy! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous accusations and awkward encounters.

Reasons to join our server: – Experience the thrill of being accused of staring at someone just because you’re doing your job – Enjoy the drama of being called out for doing your duty of care – Witness the chaos of being reprimanded for keeping swimmers safe – Explore the absurdity of being labeled as a creep for simply watching the pool

So come on in and join the fun! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in on our server. Just remember, keep an eye on those swimmers, but not too closely or you might be accused of being a lifeguard gone wild!

EndlessFun Minecraft SMP

endlessfun, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond vein? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up stand-up comedy as a side gig.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let the madness begin!