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TipsyCraft: Over 60s Edition

60s, adults over 60, alcohol consumption, alcohol consumption patterns, alcohol use, alcohol-related deaths, deprivation, drinking habits, Edition, Frailty, health outcomes, health risks, health-related risk factors, high-risk drinking, increased deaths, low-risk drinking, moderate-risk drinking, mortality, mortality risk, older adults, older population, TipsyCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and not just mine blocks all day? well, dis server is da place to be, my dude. u wanna know why? cuz we got the craziest stories and the most outrageous reasons to join, like, ever.

so get dis, right? on dis server, if u drink even a little bit, u gonna die! like, what?! even if u just sip on some water, u gonna keel over and respawn in da afterlife. it’s wild, man. but don’t worry, if u drink a lot, u gonna die even faster. so, like, drink at your own risk, bro.

and get dis, if u old and got health problems, u gonna die even faster than the rest of us. like, if u over 60 and frail as heck, u might as well just dig your own grave in da game. it’s like a race against time, but with blocks and zombies and stuff.

so, like, come join dis server if u wanna have a blast and see how long u can survive without a drop of water touching your lips. it’s gonna be a party, my dude. a party to die for. literally.

ModernVanilla

accessible, Adventure, Community, Currency, Earn, EASY, Economy, fair trade, gameplay, grind, Minecraft, miner, ModernVanilla, Netherite Ingots, Netherite Scraps, purity, Server, Survival, Trade, trade system, Upgrade, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4648	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Vanilla Minecraft Server! Here, we maintain the classic Minecraft experience with a twist. We’ve implemented a custom trade system that revolves around Netherite Ingots and Netherite Scraps as the primary currency. Whether you’re a seasoned miner or just starting, our server is designed to be easy to grind, making it accessible for everyone to earn, trade, and upgrade quickly. Dive into the world of endless possibilities, where community and fair trade meet the purity of vanilla gameplay. Join us and start your adventure today!

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NoobCrusher Minecraft Server

Against All Odds, Dark Horse, doubtful, doubtful success, far-fetched, he doesn’t stand a chance, Improbable, improbable success, improbable victory, long shot, low probability, Minecraft, NoobCrusher, not favored, not likely, Outsider, remote chance, Server, slim odds, slim possibility, Underdog, unlikely outcome, unlikely winner

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a noob who dared to challenge our server’s top player. Let’s just say, he didn’t stand a chance! Our players are so skilled, they can build entire castles in the blink of an eye and defeat the Ender Dragon with their eyes closed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft. Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? We’ve got it. How about a pet creeper that dances to dubstep? We’ve got that too. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft skills to the next level and join a community of hardcore players who will leave you in awe, then come on down to our server. Just remember, he doesn’t stand a chance.

KekCraft SMP – The Badass Blockheads

badass, badass group, Blockheads, group, Kek, KekCraft, smp

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further, because our SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take down a gang of evil llamas who are trying to take over the server.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the one to discover its hidden lair and claim your prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the wildest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PillagedParents Minecraft Server

Accountability, anxiety treatment, boundary violation, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Emotional support, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family relationships, Honesty, medication management, medication security, medication theft, Minecraft, parental betrayal, PillagedParents, prescription medication, Server, substance abuse, surgery preparation, trust issues

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Falling into the Void:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama and mystery!

Just like in this crazy story, you never know who might be stealing your diamonds or blowing up your base. Will it be your mom, your dad, or even your own husband? The suspense is real!

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of anti-anxiety potions to help you calm your nerves when things get too intense. Just make sure to keep them hidden from your sneaky family members!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and uncover the truth behind the missing items. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective in our Minecraft world!

PreggoRageCraft

AITAH, Apology, back pain, Cancer, Communication Issues, coworker conflict, emotional outburst, hysterectomy, infertility, medical history, office drama, PreggoRageCraft, pregnancy oversharing, pregnancy talk, pregnant coworker, rude behavior, sensitive topic, swollen feet, workplace tension, Yelling

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Are you tired of hearing about pregnancy 24/7? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing growing is our pixelated crops, not annoying coworkers’ bellies! Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who have had hysterectomies at 18 (we have a support group in the virtual town square). Plus, we have a strict “no talking about swollen feet” policy, so you can game in peace without any baby talk distractions. Join now for a uter-ly awesome time!

FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP

Communication, Companionship, Emotional support, Empathy, friendship, FriendshipQualitiesMinecraftSMP, Honesty, humor, Kindness, long term, loyalty, Meaningful connections, mutual respect, Qualities, Reliability, Respect, shared interests, Support, Trust, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	New Chunks Explored:	562693
Dragon Eggs Found:	3722	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you value qualities like being able to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks, having epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and pranking your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who needs boring old friendships when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft maniacs to wreak havoc with? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the insanity begin!

BedroomTreasureHideout

bedroom organization, bedroom storage, BedroomTreasureHideout, behind furniture, clever hiding spots, creative hiding places, hidden treasures, hiding in plain sight, hiding spots, home security, in a bookshelf, in a closet, in a jewelry box, in a shoebox, in a storage bin, inside a drawer, Secret Compartments, secret stash, under the bed, under the mattress, under the rug

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Looking for a place to hide your diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most seasoned players won’t be able to find. From hiding your loot under your bed to burying it deep underground, the possibilities are endless! Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll never know who’s lurking around the corner trying to steal your precious items. Trust us, you’ll never want to leave once you experience the thrill of the hunt on our server!

CraftyIranAttack Minecraft Server

Attack, Axios, Conflict, CraftyIranAttack, Defense, escalation, foreign policy, intelligence, international relations, Iranian, Israel, Israeli, large-scale, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Minister, Reports, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat, US

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the craziest adventures waiting for you!

imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts attacking you! but don’t worry, because our server has specially trained ninja llamas that will come to your rescue and take out those pesky pigs in no time!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of super intelligent chickens who will challenge you to a game of chess before letting you in.

plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we have players from all over the world, including a group of alien pandas who communicate through interpretive dance. it’s wild, man.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, insane, and downright hilarious adventures of your life! trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyKremlin

border disputes, civilians, Conflict, CraftyKremlin, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Territory, Towns, Troops, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8781
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Void Gems Collected:	26	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Potions Brewed:	174

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA BE LIKE “WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!” 180,000 PPL EVACUATIN’ CUZ THEY CAN’T HANDLE THE MADNESS. UKRAINE BE TAKIN’ OVER 28 TOWNS BUT WHO CARES WHEN U CAN BUILD UR OWN TOWN AND RULE DA WORLD IN DIS SERVER. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA FUN, WE PROMISE NO EVACUATIONS…MAYBE.