2024 Best CPooU New Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2024

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

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NoBoyfriendZone

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, loyalty, NoBoyfriendZone, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, self reflection, self-care, Support, tough conversations, toxic relationships, Understanding

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with friendship, betrayal, and epic battles!

Picture this: you and your BFF mining for diamonds together, laughing and having a great time. But uh-oh, here comes BFF’s boyfriend James, causing drama and ruining the fun! Will you choose to support your BFF or take down James in an epic PvP showdown? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between Kayla and James, as they battle it out for control of the server. Will Kayla finally break free from James’ grip and reclaim her independence? Or will James reign supreme and turn Kayla into a stay-at-home Minecraft mom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and maybe even some diamond loot along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

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MineCraftyMistakes – Minecraft Server

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Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking it would fly like a Pegasus? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But on our server, not only can you ride flying pigs, but you can also ride llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe gravity, but who needs that anyway?) So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some epic fails together!

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CreepCraft: Unexplainable Encounters

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Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and suddenly heard eerie whispers coming from the depths of the cave? Or maybe you were building a cozy little house and a mysterious figure appeared out of nowhere, staring at you with glowing eyes? Well, if you’re looking for more spine-tingling moments like these, then you need to join our Minecraft server!

Our server is like no other, filled with haunted mansions, cursed temples, and even a haunted forest where the trees whisper secrets to those who dare to venture inside. But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like zombie pigman racing, creeper fireworks shows, and even a pet skeleton competition!

So if you’re ready to experience the creepiest and craziest moments in Minecraft, then join our server today. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious whispers and glowing eyes. Just be sure to bring a friend or two, because you never know what kind of spooky shenanigans might be waiting for you around the corner!

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AutoJailCraft

Artificial Intelligence, AutoJailCraft, automated vehicles, autonomous transportation, autonomous vehicles, criminal justice reform, criminal justice system, driverless cars, future of transportation, future technology, law enforcement, law enforcement technology, legal implications, potential dangers, prison transport, self driving car risks, self driving car safety., self driving cars, transportation technology, warrant enforcement, warrant for arrest

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got self-driving pigs that will take u on a wild ride straight to prison if u got a warrant out for ur arrest! imagine cruising through the block in a pig-driven car, getting chased by the cops while trying to mine diamonds and build ur dream house. it’s like a real-life gta but in minecraft, fam. u never know when the pigs will turn on u and send u straight to the slammer, so u gotta stay on ur toes and watch ur back. join now for the thrill of a lifetime, and remember – pigs may be man’s best friend, but they can also be ur worst enemy on this server!

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PancreaticCraft: DNA Methylation Cure

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the cure for pancreatic cancer! our scientists have unlocked the secrets of DNA methylation and are using it to fight off the spread of the disease in game.

with the worst survival rates in the real world, you can bet that our players are fighting tooth and nail to survive and thrive in our virtual world. join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew curing cancer could be so fun?

so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

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Konohaven: Where adulting is just a fancy way of saying we play with virtual blocks and call it a community.

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Konohaven Season 3 Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.2 Fabric (updating to 1.21 soon)
Server Location	Eastern US (Virginia)
Difficulty	Hard
Disabled Features	Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, Phantoms
Gameplay	Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods
Special Features	Live Map, Optional Simple Voice Chat mod
Economy	Diamond-based player-run shop economy

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you must first join our Discord server and start the whitelist application process. Make sure to read the rules and requirements carefully before applying.

Is the resource pack mandatory to play on the server?

No, the resource pack is not required to download. It only contains custom items and hat models that can enhance your gameplay experience.

Are there any specific rules regarding shops?

This season there are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing of items. However, players are encouraged to keep the environment friendly. Staff will intervene if any price war becomes toxic.

Are there regular events and challenges on the server?

Yes, there are plenty of events and challenges with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Join us for karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!

CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, we have a secret potion that turns you into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. Yeah, you heard that right. And guess what? Only the chosen ones can find it hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure chest that is said to be guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that anyone who can out-dance the llamas will be rewarded with diamonds beyond their wildest dreams.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons? Yeah, it’s a wild time with glow-in-the-dark creepers and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where the only rule is to have a blast and never take life too seriously. Remember, on this server, with Jews, you lose…your mind with all the crazy fun!

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ChudCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of seeing people wearing those hideous glasses that make them look like they have a permanent case of resting dweeb face? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven for those who have been scarred by the sight of pussy deflectors!

Join our server and leave those fashion disasters behind. We have a strict no-ugly-glasses policy, so you can game in style without having to worry about being blinded by bad fashion choices.

Forget about lasik or contact lenses, the real solution to your eyewear woes lies within our pixelated world. So come on in, leave those god-awful frames behind, and let’s game like the stylish legends we were always meant to be!

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Mom’s Regret Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your mom selling your valuable collectible for a fraction of its worth? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’s like finding out your mom sold your rare item to some old guy for a measly $30 when it’s actually worth hundreds! But don’t worry, we won’t sell your stuff behind your back – unless, of course, it’s part of a hilarious prank.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unpredictable than your mom’s excuses for selling your prized possession. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures that’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

So come on over and join the fun – just don’t let your mom near your in-game valuables!

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SkincareGriefCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate skincare showdown!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a friend accidentally breaks your precious SK II Pitera Essence. The tension rises as you confront them about the cost, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will they pay up or will you have to take matters into your own blocky hands?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this skincare saga. Join now for a chance to navigate through friendships, betrayals, and broken bottles of expensive skincare products. It’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for a skincare showdown like no other. Who knew virtual skincare drama could be this entertaining?

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