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SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

Average, crossdressing, disguise, disguise techniques, dressed as a woman, elusive target, fugitive, Gaza Strip, gender disguise, Hamas Leader, hiding in plain sight, hiding tactics, intelligence reports, Middle East conflict, militant leader, Palestinian, political figure, secret identity, security threat, Server, SinwarCraft, undercover, Wanted Man, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Crops Grown:	1349	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ores Mined:	9088
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7564
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ores Mined:	8660
Potions Brewed:	113	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	604	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Potions Brewed:	72
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mines Excavated:	3393	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Passages Found:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Divine Spears Created:	26
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftyGig – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server

Aqua Simulacra, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier, genshin, genshin impact, Impact, Lumidouce Elegy, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Mualani Web Event, Natlan Gameplay, Natlan Impressions Trailer, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Love Letters Sent:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether fortress on fire! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock, a potion of invincibility, and a pet Ender Dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom biomes that are so wild, you’ll think you’re in the End dimension. And our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the entire Minecraft world in just one day!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get access to secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players, and a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave!