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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 6210 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 5 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 112 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal your bling.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a dragon named Fluffy. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat Fluffy gets a lifetime supply of virtual pizza.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, if you’re not cozy in your cunt, you’re not playing on the right server!