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Havenhold Adventures

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5277
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Villages Defended:	20

About Us Welcome to Havenhold Adventures, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where fantasy and adventure come to life! Our server is built to offer an immersive and community-focused experience for players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a curious newcomer, Havenhold Adventures has something for everyone.

havenhold.g-portal.rocks:26366

AdventuredMC

AdventuredMC, Minecraft, Network, Seasons, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Runes Activated:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Divine Spears Created:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

AdventuredMC is a Skyblock based network with quarterly new seasons and frequent updates.

play.adventuredmc.nl

Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	7900	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Votes:	7778
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mines Excavated:	4175
Animals Bred:	105	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	143	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3126

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	7753
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.