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Hate The Soypedos Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	1725	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of dealing with söypedos on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no söypedo policy! We’ve built a giant wall around our server to keep them out, so you can mine and craft in peace without any annoying söypedos ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs from its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident troll, a mischievous player who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting miners. But be warned, they’re a master of disguise and could be hiding anywhere, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Just remember to watch out for söypedos and keep an eye out for that sneaky troll!

Enderblast.com

AMBITION, Chaos, Economy, Empire, Enderblast, Glory, law, Legacy, Minecraft, multiplayer, player-driven economy, PvP, Raid, Raiding, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	1181	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Villages Defended:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to Enderblast SMP! A semi-anarchy survival multiplayer server where chaos meets strategy. Build your empire, trade in a player-driven economy, and raid enemy bases for glory. Few rules, limitless ambition—forge your legacy in a world where survival is the only law.

Enderblast.com

Soulful Bleach Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4963
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2506
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers that look like they were built by a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further, because our server looks ten times better than SHARTING! Zero. Yes, you heard that right – SHARTING! Zero doesn’t stand a chance against the epicness of our server.

Join us for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical unicorn cave. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at griefers. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus – a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Leave SHARTING! Zero in the dust and come join us on the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper – then you might regret it a little).

Democeats be like “we will gib universal healthcare” Minecraft SMP

Democeats, democrats, gib, government healthcare, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare coverage, healthcare debate, healthcare disparities, healthcare for all, healthcare funding, healthcare implementation, healthcare issues, healthcare legislation, healthcare policy, healthcare reform, healthcare services, healthcare solutions, healthcare system, Minecraft, political promises, smp, state healthcare, Universal, universal healthcare

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Crops Grown:	1277
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Star Shards Collected:	133	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server promises universal healthcare for all players, except for when the Ender Dragon decides to veto it because he’s feeling a bit cranky. But hey, who needs healthcare when you have enchanted golden apples, am I right? So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and the occasional llama parade. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your loot – they’re the real villains here, not the politicians promising free healthcare!

Empyrea

Adventures, BATTLING, building, Economy, Empyrea, Exploring, Factions, Fun, minecraft server, PvP, Quests, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magic Items Found:	7888
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Towns Built:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Empyrea is a brand-new, immersive Minecraft server that promises endless adventures, epic quests, and a whole lot of fun. Whether you’re into building, battling, or exploring, Empyrea has something for EVERYONE!

playempyrea.falixsrv.me:32378

Drive By Steve’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Buildings Constructed:	12
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2027
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to spawn here. We have legendary players who have mastered the art of drive-by shootings with their bows and arrows. It’s like a Wild West showdown, but with pixelated blocks and explosions.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Gang, a group of rebellious poultry who roam the land causing chaos wherever they go. You never know when you’ll come face to face with a gang of chickens armed with swords and ready to take you down.

So why are we like this? Because normal is boring, and we believe in pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of Minecraft. Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the unexpected. And remember, on our server, anything can happen.

Minecraft SMP: Meemaw’s Crafting Corner

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	83	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about Grandma Shiina. Legend has it that she once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. Her baking skills are unmatched, and she can whip up a cake faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.”

But beware, Grandma Shiina is not to be underestimated. Rumor has it that she once turned an entire village into a giant cake just for fun. So if you want to test your Minecraft skills against the ultimate baking warrior, come join our server and see if you can survive Grandma Shiina’s sweet and deadly challenges.

Royal Romania

Community, Friends, Minecraft, new friends, play together, PvP, Royal Romania, Server, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4

A minecraft server where you can make a lot of new friends and play together with all your friends, you can try it right now! Royal Romania Community is waiting for you!!!

93.119.104.211:8158

Crafty Gals Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Beguiling Chips, bugmen, bully, Code Name Bakery, Crafty, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Engrammatic Eclipse, Ethereal Lilac, gals, GF1 Resources, GF2 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, lurk before posting., Makiatto, mica, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, news events, Ode to Mild Winter, PNC Resources, retards, Reverse Collapse, Rhapsody Quartet, SEAniggers, Server, Sojourners of the Glass Island, Story summary, Sunborn, Sunborn ID, suomi, Tourists, translated story, Ulrid, Zero Charge

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a realm of blocky adventures! Join us and bind your account to a Sunborn ID because who needs Facebook or Google when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Looking for guides? We’ve got ’em! Check out our Beginner’s FAQ before bombarding us with questions. Emulator guides, GF1 resources, GF2 resources, and even PNC resources are all at your fingertips. We’ve got everything you need to become a Minecraft master.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our translated story and lore material for a deep dive into the Minecraft universe. Get lost in the world of blocky battles and epic quests.

And don’t forget about our news and events! New re-supply gachas, events, and targeted procurement events are all waiting for you to dive in and claim your rewards. Get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

But remember, do not redeem anything without checking our GF2 Resources pastebin first. And always remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards, and degenerates. It’s all part of the Minecraft experience. So join us now and start your blocky adventure today!

I Just Want A VR Game Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4122	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where you can bash things with a bat to your heart’s content! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Bat Bashers gang, who roam the land wreaking havoc and causing chaos with their trusty bats. Join them if you dare!

2. We have a secret underground bat fighting arena where players can battle it out to see who is the ultimate bat bashing champion. Will you rise to the challenge?

3. Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a bat who was cursed to roam the land forever. Can you find and defeat this spooky specter?

4. We have a bat-themed parkour course that will test your skills and reflexes as you jump and swing your way through obstacles. Can you conquer the course and claim the title of Parkour Bat Master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready to bash some things with a bat in the most outrageous ways possible!