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BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlinkerCraft, blinkers, city police, Communication, daily routine, Driving, husband, left turn, long shifts, Marriage, Minecraft, protected left turn, reddit, relationship, road safety, Server, texas, traffic laws, traffic signals, traffic violation, work commute

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCafe, Cultural differences, Dinner, eat alone, Etiquette, Excuses, friendship, Hosting, housewarming, husband’s best friend, interracial marriage, language barrier, leftovers, overthinking, refusing, seoul, small apartment, social norms, south korea, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3292	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP

controversial opinions, deep-seated beliefs, Eternal Damnation, ethical beliefs, ethical standards, fiery condemnations, fiery opinions, harsh judgments, hellfire and brimstone, HellForGriefers, judgmental statements, Minecraft, moral code, moral compass, moral judgment., moral principles, personal beliefs, personal values, religious beliefs, smp, special place in hell, strong beliefs, strong convictions

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	197	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	3

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

Blocky Blissville

abundance, Blessings, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, opportunities, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, prosperity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always plotting to steal it for himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the majestic Llama Unicorn. Ride one of these beauties into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity and fun?

LockdownCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Defense, European military, German, german military, germany, investigation, Lockdown, lockdown incident, lockdown situation, LockdownCraft, Military, military base, military base lockdown, military base sabotage, military base security, Minecraft, sabotage, SECURITY, security breach, Server, suspected sabotage

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Yo, so like, picture this: a German military base, right? But wait, it’s on LOCKDOWN because some sneaky little saboteur is running around causing chaos! And guess what? YOU can be part of the action on this EPIC Minecraft server! Join now to help uncover the culprit behind the sabotage and save the day! Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker full of treasure waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PolishChopperParty

96, aircraft, Apache helicopters, ARMS, Aviation, buys, Deal, Defense, defense industry, International, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Poland, Poland military, PolishChopperParty, Procurement, Purchase, relations, U.S, U.S. exports

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Love Letters Sent:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	1350
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Towns Built:	4

so like, u know how Poland is all chill and stuff, well they decided to go all out and buy 96 Apache helicopters from the U.S. like whaaaat?! now imagine if those helicopters were in Minecraft, flying around and causing chaos. well, that’s basically what our server is like – a crazy, chaotic world where you can ride Apache helicopters and blow stuff up. join us if you’re ready for some insane, helicopter-fueled fun!

FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

adult humor, Bedroom fun, controversy, Creative, doggy style, doggystyle, froggy style, FroggyCraft, Froggystyle, humor, missionaries, missionary, missionary position, playful, Provocative, Renaming, rhyme, sex position, sexual activity, Slang, taboo, wordplay

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Star Shards Collected:	274	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Potions Brewed:	104	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!

PsychoPotCraft

cannabinoid research, Cannabis, cannabis research, Cannabis use, drug use, experimental studies, Marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health effects, mental illness, psychoactive drugs, PsychoPotCraft, Psychosis, psychosis risk, psychotic symptoms, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Tetrahydrocannabinol, Thc

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Villages Defended:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server, cuz we got da craziest shizz goin on! like, did u know dat cannabis use can make u see psychotic symptoms? well, on dis server, we got so much weed growin in da virtual fields dat u gonna be seein all kinds of crazy stuff! from creepers smokin joints to skeletons dancin to reggae music, dis server is da trippiest place to be! join now and get ur mind blown, literally!

StarcraftX

Animal Crossing, APEX LEGENDS, call of duty, counter strike, Destiny 2, Diablo, Dota 2, elder scrolls, fortnite, gears of war, Hearthstone, Heroes of the Storm, league of legends, overwatch, PUBG, rainbow six siege, rocket league, Survival Games, the sims, Towny, Vanilla, Warcraft, World of Warcraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

The server description is in process, summary: – survival is really cool, what can we add to make it 100 characters, I don’t even know how many I have xD.

starcraftx.net

EasyMT

Adventure, Businessman, Community, Company, criminal, Dutch, EasyMT, Economy, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Minetopia, multiplayer, Netherlands, ONLINE, op, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

The best OP Minetopia in the Netherlands, do you start your own company to become the biggest businessman, do you go into the criminal world or do you work for the government, join today and play with us!

EasyMT

play.easymt.nl