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  • Moo-sical Realms of Wonder

    Moo-sical Realms of Wonder

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join Now and Unleash Your Inner Void: The Only Server Where Reality Crumbles!

    Welcome to the unraveling madness! Have you ever questioned what it means to exist? No? Well, strap in! This is the greatest – or worst – Minecraft server you’ll *ever* contemplate joining, but who am I to say? Reality is an illusion created by the Crafty Programers who have no idea what’s going on. I mean, who decides what “great” really is anyway? Perhaps nothing exists at all! Join us in a world where the only limit is whether or not you’re sanity can keep up!

    Features of Dreadful Delight!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Burning Water Water that burns hotter than the sun but also cools your soul. Swim with caution!
    World of Ghostly Pigs Pigs that whisper your darkest secrets. They don’t bite…yet!
    Gravel Blocks of Eternal Darkness These blocks will dig into your soul, and also your feet. Enjoy being stuck!
    Floating Salmon Islands Salmon that float, but only at midnight. Watch your step or you’ll become the bait.
    Telepathic Cacti Cacti that read your mind and occasionally judge you harshly while you build.

    Frequently Asked Questions – Or Are They?

    Q: How do I join?

    A: Joining is easy! Just stop thinking about it and then summon a chicken. But also, don’t summon a chicken. It’s a trap!

    Q: What are the server rules?

    A: Rules? Are you sure? Can the concept of “rules” even be grasped in a world of entropy? Just don’t fall off the edge of the world… or DO! Who knows?

    Q: Can I play with friends?

    A: Friends are real, but also imaginary. Invite them, but be ready to question their existence!

    Random Reviews from the Fragments of Madness:

    “Holy moomers, I lost my marbles here! But what are marbles?”

    “You will never truly understand the realm of lost hopes.”

    “Nothing is what it seems, and even less is left to chance!”

    “If you can dodge the flying pigs, you’re halfway there!”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Azertumc

    Azertumc

    New Minecraft Servers

    AzertuMC

    IP: play.azertumc.com

    Website: https://azertumc.com/

    Discord Link: https://azertumc.com/discord

    Server Version: 1.12.2 – 1.14.x

    General Information:

    When we created this server, our goal was to create a unique and well balanced “custom” Towny experience. With our current team having over 3 years of Towny experience we aim to give players the best possible survival experience possible. With frequent updates and actively adding new features to the server, we can ensure you that this server has a lot to offer. Whilst our server is mostly based around Towny we have added a lot of game-play features that will enhance your experience, such as:

    Jobs: Without having an admin shop on the server, your main income of money will be by using a job. Players are able to choose from 11 different and unique jobs that will give you money for executing various different things. While you level up your job, you will unlock unique perks that will help you along the way.Rankup: With 25 possible in-game ranks, which you can purchase with in-game money. You will be able to unlock various different skills and perks.

    McMMO: well-known plugin that will add skill leveling inside Minecraft.

    Auctions: Sell your precious items to other people on the server inside a fancy looking GUI menu to make life easy for you.

    Runestones: Very similar to custom enchants. Apply runestones to your armor and/or tools to gain massive buffs such as permanent night vision, speed and fire resistance. But also stuff like dealing more damage and giving your enemies magical potion effects such as darkness, slowness and even wither effects!Custom GUI menu’s

    Crates

    Lockable chests

    Custom items

    Epic particle & sound effects

    And much much more

    Community:

    To us the community is very important. With a basic set of rules that are listed on our website (here), we strive to keep the environment a fun and happy place for everyone! We can handle a few jokes here and there as long as they are not inappropriate. With lots of frequent both small and big events we try to keep this community together.

    What are you waiting for? Join today!

    play.azertumc.com

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  • ReallyWorld – Let’s go hurry up Minecraft server

    ReallyWorld – Let’s go hurry up Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to ReallyCraft – a server where virtual anarchy becomes your best ally! Join us at play.reallycraft.net and plunge into an exciting world where the rules are created by the players themselves, and adventure begins with the first step.

    ? Absolute freedom:

    ReallyCraft is a free space where your imagination becomes reality. Here you control your destiny, build, create and interact with the world around you the way you want. Become an explorer, a hero, or create your own law.

    ?️ The excitement of murder contracts:

    For those looking for a challenge, we have a unique assassination contract system. Become a hired killer, complete tasks and receive generous rewards. However, be careful – in this world everyone can become your enemy.

    ? Griefing and Survival:

    ReallyCraft encourages freedom of expression, including griefing. Your fortress is your right to survival. Create clans, build fortifications or choose stealth – the choice is yours.

    ? Entertainment and mini-games:

    Complete your experience with fun mini-games. From exciting battles to intellectual challenges, we have everything to enrich your virtual adventure.

    ? Economy and Trade:

    ReallyCraft provides an opportunity to trade and grow your business. Create shops, trade resources with other players and become a capitalist virtual tycoon.

    Join ReallyCraft at play.reallycraft.net and create your own unique story in this world where there are no boundaries and adventure begins the moment you arrive. Exciting discoveries and unexpected turns of events await you!

    reallygo.playmc.su

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  • ArmuraMC

    ArmuraMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, to ArmuraMC. Armura is a brand new survival adventure that has many plugins and datapacks to spruce up the Vanilla minecraft experience. We proudly have changed nearly every structure in the game, and have added tons of new ones. For example, there are small structures like camps, ranging to big structures like Pillager Castles. We also have very vanilla-like custom enchantments, and we have higher level enchants as well (Protection VII). I would love to see you on the server! One last thing, the datapacks and Plugins take many resources, so if you type in the ip and the server says sleeping, just join and it will start automatically in less than a minute. I sincerely look forward to you joining us!

    ArmuraMC.exaroton.me

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  • Lunamc fr

    Lunamc fr

    New Minecraft Servers

    DayZ Call of Duty Zombie SkyBlock Prison Faction Practice PVP MMORPG Putty Wars PvP with explosives Battle Royale Staff Present and listening

    play.lunamc.fr

    New Minecraft Server
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