LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

LymeCraft: 7x Higher Cases!

Cases, epidemiology, findings, health, high incidence areas, higher, infection, Lyme Disease, Lyme Disease awareness, Lyme Disease prevention, Lyme Disease treatment, LymeCraft, public health, research, statistics, study, Tick, tick bites, tick prevention, tick-borne diseases, tick-borne illness, US

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a case of the giggles! we’ve got more fun than a barrel of creepers and more surprises than a chest full of diamonds.

our players are like a herd of sheep, following the leader and always ready for an adventure. we’ve got so many quests and challenges, you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life dungeon (but without the smell).

forget about lyme disease, the only thing you’ll catch here is a case of pure joy! so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Canopy: Minecraft Server for Old Folks Who Still Get Excited About Weekly Events

age, atmosphere, border, CANOPY, collaboration, Community, Events, Excited, Explore, Feedback, Folks, Fun, ideas, Mechanics, Minecraft, Moderation, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Server, Soft, Spigot, stress, Tpa, Vanilla, WEEKLY

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

CanopyMC Server

About	We are a community-focused, Hermitcraft-like server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is early to mid-20’s. We just reset the map and won’t reset again until the community calls for it. We aim to create a laid-back, low stress, fun environment for players to enjoy Minecraft together.
Server Settings	Hard Mode Survival, 1.21, Vanilla
What We Offer	Soft Border – Explore freely within an 8K boundary Semi-Vanilla – Minimal plugins for vanilla feel Dynamic Map – View builds in real time New Hats – Custom hats for players Datapacks – Various gameplay enhancements Weekly Server Events – Fun activities for everyone Community Builds – Collaborative projects

Wanna join us? Check us out on the server or in Discord

Information:

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the IP address canopymc.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is the server modded?

A: No, the server is vanilla with a few plugins for moderation purposes only.

Q: Can I build outside of the soft border?

A: Yes, but be aware that anything outside of the 8K boundary may be deleted for future content.

Q: Are there player ranks or special privileges?

A: We strive to keep the gameplay fair for all players, so there are no special privileges or ranks based on donations.

SpermCupCraft Minecraft Server

carrying sperm, cups of sperm, fertility, male fertility, Minecraft, reproductive health, Server, sperm analysis, sperm banks, sperm carrying methods, sperm cells, sperm collection, sperm count, sperm donation, sperm health, sperm preservation, sperm production, sperm quality, sperm samples, sperm storage, sperm storage containers, sperm transport, SpermCupCraft

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	223
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ores Mined:	2358
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll be carrying cups of sperm around in no time! Why, you ask? Because on our server, the currency is sperm! That’s right, forget gold and emeralds, sperm is where it’s at! And don’t worry, our sperm is sustainably sourced from the finest virtual donors in the land. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knew mining could be so…sticky?

ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

bulk order, Catering, chicken fajitas, ChickenFajitaKing, DELICIOUS, event planning, fiesta, food order, Grilled Chicken, Hungry, large order, meal prep, mexican cuisine, Mexican flavors, Minecraft, mouth watering, onions, party food, peppers, sizzling, smp, spicy, Tex-Mex, tortillas

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	7259
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

ShowerCraft26

Argument, bathroom etiquette, body wash, Communication, conditioning, environmental impact, female, long shower, partner, personal hygiene, playlist, Relaxation, self-care, shaving, shower routine, shower songs, ShowerCraft26, thick hair, Time management, water conservation, water wastage

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being judged for taking a luxurious 26-minute shower? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we celebrate your dedication to cleanliness! Join us and revel in the glory of spending quality time with your hair, body, and favorite shower tunes.

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate the finer things in life, like a perfectly timed shower routine. Don’t let anyone rain on your parade – come join us and show off your shower skills!

Plus, rumor has it that the longer you spend in the shower on our server, the more powerful your Minecraft character becomes. So lather up, folks, because it’s time to wash away the haters and emerge as the cleanest, most unstoppable player around. See you in the shower!

RussianRaidersCraft

border, captured, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, Detainees, Diplomacy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, incursion, International, Invasion, Military, Official, prisoners, RussianRaidersCraft, russians, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got more russians than a vodka convention, like, captured and stuff. our ukraine official dude is like, so proud of the captures, he’s practically doing cartwheels. join this server for the most epic battles and captures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. plus, our official dude tells the craziest stories about how he wrangled those russians. it’s like, a wild ride, man. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

NoRestNoMercyCraft

Animal Behavior, dangerous animals, drowning, fear of sharks, insomnia, Marine Biology, marine life, NoRestNoMercyCraft, ocean predators, oceanic predators, predatory behavior, predatory creatures, predatory hunting., predatory instincts, Shark attacks, shark behavior, shark conservation, Sharks, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, violence

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Zombie Dances:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sharks are the rulers? Well, this server is the place for you! Our sharks are so hardcore, they never sleep because they would drown if they did. Imagine the chaos and mayhem they cause 24/7!

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that fart rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical and insane world?

Join now for a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

TotallyNotSquidgy Vanilla Infested LGBTQ+ Joyful Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like server! 🔥

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Hermitcraftlike, INFESTED, java, Joyful, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Private ticket system, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, TotallyNotSquidgy, Vanilla, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9159
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Focus	Community interactions, inclusivity, and collaboration
Season 12 Start Date	2nd August
Server Members	350
Total Members	550

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply by joining the Discord server and submitting the form in the #waitlist-form channel.

What time will Season 12 start?

Season 12 will start at 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm CET on the 2nd of August.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious SMP?

Reasons to join include being hosted in North America, Discord integration, Voice Chat, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events, and a welcoming community.

Do you host mini-seasons?

Yes, mini-seasons last around a month and may use custom modpacks.

Is being on the Discord server required?

Yes, Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server.

Can I join just for chatting without playing?

Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for chatting and breaks from playing.

Hololive Joy Minecraft Server

Aqua, depression, Empty, empty wallets, favorite talents, Graduation, Happiness, hololive, Invincible, joy, last source of happiness, Minecraft, pit of depression, reminder, Server, Silly games, source of happiness, Stuck, vtuber community, Vtubers, wallets

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7083
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you tired of feeling empty and lost in the world of Minecraft? Do you long for a place where you can watch your favorite virtual talents play silly games and do ridiculous things with each other? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your woes!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where vtubers reign supreme and bring joy to all who enter. Witness Aqua’s graduation and feel the heart-wrenching reminder that even virtual happiness isn’t invincible. But fear not, for on our server, happiness knows no bounds!

Empty your wallets for the vtubers and watch as your depression fades away in the face of pure, unadulterated silliness. Don’t let your last source of happiness slip away – join our server and let the laughter and fun wash over you like a wave of joy. Who needs real life when you have the wacky world of our Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft SMP: Cuck Ignorer

cuck, cucks, Decade, Feedback, Good, Great, ignored, ignored advice, ignored feedback, ignored for a decade, ignored for a long time, ignored for years, ignored opinions, ignored recommendations, ignored suggestions, Ignorer, Minecraft, opinion, Overlooked, Popular, rarely talked about, Recommendation, smp, Underrated

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4567	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Void Gems Collected:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8383
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against a secret society of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn all the diamonds into dirt blocks. But fear not, because we have a team of fearless warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamonds and keep the server safe from poultry tyranny.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this priceless loot and become the most powerful player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

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