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LotusLand: Brits, Polys, & Boys, Oh My!

Africa, Belfast, Benefits, Boys, brit/pol/, Brits, Cash, China criticism, Covid inquiry, disabled people, Evri delivery driver, French beaches, gutter, human shields, humza yousaf, LotusLand, migrants, mp, murder investigation, Northern Ireland, parcels, Polys, Residents, safety fears, Salford torso inquiry, scotland, The lotus boys, tower block

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	199	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as these headlines? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Humza Yousaf resigned as Scotland’s first minister just to play here! Migrants using young children as ‘human shields’ on French beaches? That’s just our players trying to protect their diamond armor! Disabled people facing an end to monthly benefits cash? Not on our server, we pay you in emeralds! MP deported from Africa over China criticism? That’s nothing compared to the drama in our chat! Residents’ safety fears after return to tower block? Don’t worry, our admins are always watching out for creepers! Evri delivery driver caught throwing parcels into the GUTTER? That’s just our way of delivering loot to your doorstep! Northern Ireland part of Covid inquiry to open in Belfast? We’re too busy building epic castles to worry about viruses! Salford torso inquiry? More like finding hidden treasure in our murder mystery quests! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! 😉🎮 #BestServerEver

CraftyCreeperz

compassion, CraftyCreeperz, Cultural, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, equality, ethnicity, generalization, Humanity, ignorance, Misinformation, Nationality, people, prejudice, reminder, Respect, russians, Stereotypes, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Welcome to our totally not offensive Minecraft server where we believe that Russians aren’t people! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and outrageous banter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of evil llamas took over the server and started throwing potatoes at everyone. But fear not, our brave players fought back with diamond swords and enchanted armor, eventually defeating the llamas and restoring peace to the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who can bust a move like no other. Join us for epic dance parties and chicken shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, Russians aren’t people…but we sure know how to have a good time!

BoomTown Minecraft Server: Nuked Your Country Twice! 😂🔥

BoomTown, Colonialism, Country, cultural appropriation, cultural insensitivity, discrimination, Hate Speech, historical trauma, imperialism, Interracial Relationships, japanese army, killed your brothers and father, military aggression, Minecraft, nuked, nuked your country twice, openly mocks race, racism, Server, streets littered with dead soldiers, War Crimes, white men, WWII, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1197
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	795495
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve nuked your country twice and killed your brothers and father who served in the Japanese army! But hey, that’s just the beginning of the fun.

Our server openly mocks your race and has streets still littered with dead Japanese soldiers – talk about a historical experience! And guess what? Despite all that, the locals still date white men.

Join us for a truly unforgettable and insane Minecraft adventure!

AmiiboCraft: Where Pixelated Figures Rule!

10 years, AmiiboCraft, Amiibos, anniversary, Collectibles, Figures, figurines, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, global phenomenon, innovation, Interactive, merchandise, Nintendo, Nostalgia, pixelated, popular culture, rule, Technology, Toys, toys-to-life, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Amiibos reign supreme! It’s been 10 years since these adorable little figurines took over the world, and now they’re inviting you to join them in their pixelated paradise.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our Amiibo overlords have promised to grant you three wishes if you pledge your allegiance to them. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Done. How about a pet creeper that won’t explode? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you have Amiibos on your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Amiibo Olympics, where players compete in events like sheep shearing and ender dragon racing for a chance to win rare in-game prizes. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of Amiibos go head-to-head in a pig jousting tournament.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness of a world ruled by Amiibos. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a creeper who loves to dance the floss!

Blocky Banter: Where Minecraft meets comedy!

AUTHORITY, banter, blocky, Boss, Business, CEO, comedy, Company, corporate, entrepreneur, EPO, equality, executive, gender, gentlemen, ladies, leadership, man, Management, meets, Minecraft, presentation, PROFESSIONAL, real, WOMAN

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Buildings Constructed:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – The real CEO of EPO is actually a Minecraft player and they have created the most insane, mind-blowing server you will ever experience.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Sounds too good to be true? Well, on The real CEO of EPO server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach the end of the server, you will come face to face with the real CEO of EPO themselves, who will grant you three wishes – anything your heart desires! Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to be able to fly without wings? Consider it done. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? You got it!

So what are you waiting for? Join The real CEO of EPO server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Block Party Bonanza

Ambiance, background music, beats, BLOCK, bonanza, chill vibes, Enjoy, Harmony, leisure time, Melody, mood setting, Music, Party, playlist, Relaxation, Rhythm, Shall we, Sound Thread, Tunes, unwind, weekend, weekend plans, weekend vibes

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ores Mined:	5469
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	7723	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately find yourself surrounded by giant flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with unicorns riding on top of creepers, dancing llamas throwing parties, and endless fields of diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom dungeons filled with evil chickens plotting world domination, secret portals that lead to a dimension made entirely of candy, and boss battles against a giant talking potato.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wacky Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Kik Kingdom

#meet new people, Chat, Chat Room, connect with friends, Crafty, digital communication, Group Chat, instant messaging, kik, Kik thread, Kingdom, messaging app, mobile app, online communication, online forum, share photos, smartphone app, social media, social-networking, stay in touch, text chat, video chat, virtual conversation

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	7898	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with unlimited riches. Legend has it that whoever finds this mine will have their wildest Minecraft dreams come true. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret unicorn stable where you can ride mythical creatures into battle against evil mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of superheroes who will defend you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. And did I mention that we have a disco party every Saturday night in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Pixel Pals Playhouse – Where Nijisanji EN Meets Minecraft Madness!

Entertainment, ethyria, Gaming, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, madness, meets, Minecraft, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, PALS, PIXEL, playhouse, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, xsoleil

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos (in a good way, of course).

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of LazuLight enthusiasts appear out of nowhere, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. And let’s not forget about the OBSYDIA crew, who are known for their insane building skills and ability to survive in even the toughest of environments.

But wait, there’s more! The Ethyria gang is always up for a good time, whether it’s exploring new lands or engaging in epic battles with mobs. And who could forget about the ILUNA squad, who bring a whole new level of energy and excitement to the server?

And if you’re looking for some serious competition, look no further than the XSOLEIL warriors, who are always ready to prove their skills in PvP battles. Oh, and let’s not forget about the Krisis team, who are known for their strategic gameplay and ability to outsmart any opponent.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey and become a part of the most legendary Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure 673938914 LOL

Adventure, amusement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous user, Communication, Digital, Entertainment, Epic, forum, funny, humor, internet, JOKE, Laughter, lmao, lol, meme, message board, Minecraft, ONLINE, post, sarcasm, social media, trolling

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Towns Built:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies do the cha-cha slide instead of attacking you.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon throws raves on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden carrots that will give you superpowers. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself visits our server to challenge players to dance-offs.

So why wait? Join our server now for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you ROFLing for days. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Degenerate White Boy’s Minecraft Madness

American cinema, bitch ass, bluepilled cuck, bootstraps fallacy, Boys, Degenerate, degenerate symbol, doomer ideology, FAGGOT, Gritty, institutional barriers, Jews, madness, Minecraft, mopey, new symbols, Normie, old era, powerful babies, Rocky, structural barriers, White, white race

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Insane Minecraft server! Are you tired of watching mopey movies like Rocky that make you feel like a woman? Join us and demolish your enemies like a true warrior!

Our server doesn’t glorify gritty conditions like Rocky does. We believe in luxury and comfort for our beautiful white race!

Forget about being a pussyfooted bluepilled cuck like Rocky. Join us and show off your powerful genes to create powerful babies!

On our server, we don’t believe in the bootstraps fallacy. We know the Jews are holding us down, not our own hard work. Join us and fight against structural and institutional barriers!

Say goodbye to Rocky and join our Insane Minecraft server today for a new era of white race symbols!

HangryCraft: Where even virtual food is a pain in the block!

BLOCK, Food, fuck eating, HangryCraft, hate baking, hate bother, hate chore, hate cooking, hate eating, hate food, hate having to bake, hate having to bother, hate having to breathe, hate having to cook, hate having to do this, hate having to eat, hate having to make food, hate hunger, hate nutritional value, Nightmarish, oxygen breathe, Pain, photosynthesize, virtual, wish I never had to eat

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you never have to worry about eating again! Say goodbye to the hassle of cooking, baking, and worrying about “nootritional value” (whatever that is). On our server, you can oxygenbreathe like a boss and never have to deal with hunger again. No more pesky food bars or foraging for food, just pure photosynthesizing fun!

Join us and experience a world where eating is a thing of the past and survival is all about oxygenbreathing and building the most epic structures. Who needs food when you can have endless fun without it? So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to the nightmare that is eating!