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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6417 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can wrestle with creepers, have dance-offs with skeletons, and even ride pigs into battle! Our server is so out of this world, you might just end up in the Nether by accident – but hey, at least the scenery is fire!
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its crazy events, like the annual Enderman beauty pageant (spoiler alert: they never win, but they always look fabulous) and the infamous slime slime-a-thon where players compete to see who can slide the furthest on a block of slime.
So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to leave you saying, “What looks good in porns but feels terrible doing it in real life?” – because let’s face it, only the bravest of blockheads can handle the madness that awaits on our server!