Covax Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LootCraft: Life’s a Block

BLOCK, Childhood, Development, education, Experience, family, growth, Insight, learning, life lessons, Lifes, Lootcraft, Maturity, Memories, personal growth, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Understanding, upbringing, VALUES, wisdom

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Zombie Dances:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	7034	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Remember that time you learned not to trust your sibling when they told you the floor was lava? Well, on our Minecraft server, the floor actually IS lava! But don’t worry, we provide special fireproof boots for all our players so you can navigate the treacherous terrain without burning your tootsies.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, or battle against a horde of evil bunnies trying to take over the world. Our server is full of wacky adventures and crazy surprises around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Mediterranean Mommy Magic

child development, childhood obesity, control group, epigenetic modification, health, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Kids, leptin expression, long-term effects, Magic, maternal diet, maternal health, Mediterranean, Mediterranean Diet, Mommy, nutrition, obesity, overweight, Pregnancy, preventative measures, research study, weight management

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Astral Projections Made:	1

yo, dis server be like dat bomb Mediterranean diet for pregnant women, except instead of makin babies healthy, it be makin yo Minecraft skills hella strong! if you join dis server, yo character gonna be less likely to be a noob or obese (lol) compared to dem other servers. dis effect be all cuz of some crazy epigenetic modification of yo Minecraft skills, like yo character gonna be droppin blocks like it’s hot! so come join da fun and level up yo game on dis epic server, where being a pro is in yo DNA (or somethin like dat)!

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

DATING, empowerment, female empowerment, FEMCEL, finding purpose, frieren, getting her shit together, INDEPENDENCE, inspiration, living aimlessly, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradise, personal growth, PIXEL, pursued by a young man, relationships, romance, Self Discovery, self improvement, self worth, self-confidence, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	196
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Are you tired of living aimlessly in Minecraft? Do you want to be pursued by a young man who will help you get your shit together? Look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to have a random guy chase after you and help you figure out your life in the virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so life-changing? Join us today and start living your best blocky life!

Irrelevant Minecraft SMP Queen

Departure, digital presence, discussion, internet culture, Irrelevance, irrelevancy, irrelevancy in media, Irrelevant, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussion, online entertainment, online personalities, online presence, Queen, smp, social media, Streaming Community, testament, twitch streamer, vshojo, YAB

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Legend has it that our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluckington, who will only let you enter if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust me, this chicken has some serious moves.

Once you’re in, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate. But beware, because the land is also home to a tribe of mischievous llamas who will steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But fear not, because our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to lend a hand or a sword in times of need. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Just remember, watch out for those dancing chickens!

SnarkyCraft: WeightGate

aita, Best Friend, coffee breaks, compliments, confusion, CONGRATS, coworker, hanging out, lunch, mental health, obesity, OFFENDED, polite comment, self esteem, snarky comment, SnarkyCraft, strategy, weight gain, weight loss, weight loss meds, WeightGate, working out

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive coworkers who can’t handle your glow-up? Join our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind! Our community is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you build your virtual empire and slay virtual dragons.

Say goodbye to snarky comments about your weight loss journey and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine. And if anyone dares to question your progress, just unleash a horde of creepers on them – that’ll teach ’em!

So come join us on our server, where the only weight you’ll be losing is the weight of all those pesky haters trying to bring you down. Let’s build a world where kindness reigns and diamond swords are the ultimate accessory. See you in the game!

FossilizedFears Minecraft SMP

aging, cognitive decline, fear of becoming irrelevant, fear of being a burden, fear of death, fear of losing control, fear of losing mental sharpness, fear of not being able to care for oneself, fear of the unknown, financial insecurity, FossilizedFears, health decline, ISOLATION, Loneliness, losing independence, losing loved ones, losing mobility, Memory Loss, Minecraft, physical limitations, Retirement, smp, societal expectations

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Divine Spears Created:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	715	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Are you afraid of losing your diamond armor to a sneaky creeper? Or maybe you’re terrified of your base getting griefed by a mischievous Enderman? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret potion that guarantees eternal youth and protection from all Minecraft mobs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the only thing aging is our sense of humor. We have legendary battles against giant chickens, epic quests to find the rarest blocks, and a community of players who will make you laugh until your diamond sword breaks.

So if you’re tired of boring SMPs and want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, join us now and say goodbye to your fears of growing older. Because on our server, the only thing getting old is our jokes (but let’s be real, they’re still pretty funny).

CraftyTimeStopper

24 hours, activities, Cooking, CraftyTimeStopper, creativity, Exercise, Exploring, Gratitude, hobbies, learning, meditation, mindfulness, productivity, reading, Reflection, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Stopped, Time, Writing

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19

Picture this: You’re chilling on our epic Minecraft server when suddenly time stops for a whole 24 hours! But don’t worry, because on our server, time stopping is just another fun feature to enhance your gameplay experience.

During this time freeze, you can build the most outrageous structures without any pesky mobs interrupting you. Imagine creating a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – while time is frozen, you can also explore secret hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, tame a dragon and ride it through the skies, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon’s got some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you freeze time, unleash your creativity, and embark on insane adventures all in one place? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the wackiness begin!

Punchy Octo Fish Hunt

Animal Behavior, aquatic animals, aquatic ecosystem, Behavior, cooperation, Fish, hunt, hunting, Marine Biology, marine life, Nature, Ocean, octo, octopuses, predator, prey, Punchy, rare video, sea creatures, symbiotic relationship, teamwork, Underwater, underwater footage

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where octopuses are our overlords and fish are their puny minions! watch as octopuses lead their fish army into battle against the evil squids who dare challenge their underwater reign. witness the epic battles as octopuses punch any fish that dare disobey their commands. it’s a wild underwater world where the octopuses rule with an iron tentacle! join now to witness the madness and maybe even become a fish warrior in the octopus army. octopuses unite!

MiniCraft Server: BNWO Edition

BNWO, Edition, handbreeder, MANLET, minicraft, Reed, seeth, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old generic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special event called “Manlet handbreeder Reed seeth edition” where players must compete to see who can breed the tiniest Minecraft characters possible. It’s a hilarious challenge that will have you laughing for hours!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous BNWO (Big Noses World Order) where players with the biggest noses reign supreme. Join us and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate nose champion!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to breeding the tiniest handbreeder Reed in the game!

Favorite Minecraft SMP YouTuber?

#youtube, Content Creator, Favorite, Gaming, gaming channels, gaming culture, Gaming influencers, gaming memories, gaming nostalgia, influencer, Let’s Play, Minecraft, minecraft youtuber, Nostalgia, Online Community, retro gaming, smp, Streamer, video games, virtual reality, vlogger, YouTuber

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a land where the pigs ride on cows, the chickens wear sunglasses, and the creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join our wacky SMP and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that defends your base from pesky griefers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure gold. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the Nether Disco, where the zombie pigmen bust out their best dance moves.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, /v/irgins!