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Unprepared Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6534
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Join our server where we believe that everyone should be sterilized for the greater good of the world. Why waste time on procreation when you can spend your days building epic structures and battling mobs with your fellow sterilized comrades?

Forget about starting a family, join our server and start a new kind of family – one that is united in their quest for world domination through pixelated warfare. Who needs offspring when you have diamond swords and TNT at your disposal?

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to eradicating the human race through sterilization…in Minecraft, of course. It’s time to show the world that the only babies we need are baby zombies!

Orb: On the Movements of the Earth / Chi. – Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite Minecraft SMP Fun

action, Adventure, Anime, Anime Community, Anime discussion, anime fans, Anime Series, Chi, Chikyuu, Chikyuu no Undou ni Tsuite, Earth, Earth’s Rotation, episode 4, FANTASY, Fun, japanese animation, Minecraft, movements, Movements of the Earth, New Release, Orb, science fiction, smp, Thread, Tsuite, Undou

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Star Shards Collected:	205
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos.

Picture this: you log on and immediately you’re greeted by a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why? Who knows, but it’s hilarious! And don’t even get us started on the time we had a giant chicken parade through the town square.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy droppings. And rumor has it, if you can ride the diamond pig for a full minute, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Episode 4 is out now, and trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

Naruto-Free Zone Minecraft Server

action-packed, Anime, anime fandom, anime movies, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Character development, character growth, childhood memories, emotional impact, fan community, filler episodes, hidden messages, Manga, Minecraft, Naruto, NarutoFree, Nostalgia, plot twists, redemption arcs, Server, SHONEN, story arc, Zone

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

Applicants, blockquotepHeckin, Competition, depopulated, depopulation, economic struggle, Economy, high demand, housing crisis, housing shortage, job competition, job market, job scarcity, Job Search, low supply, Minecraft, minimum wage, overpopulation, population decline, SMPpblockquote, studio apartment, traffic jams, unemployment, waiting in line

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1094
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Gemstone Tooth Minecraft Server

beauty trends, cosmetic dentistry, cultural dental practices, dental accessories, dental adornments, dental bling, dental culture, dental embellishments, dental fashion, dental fashion statements, dental trends, gemstone, Minecraft, oral aesthetics, oral fashion, Server, TOOTH, tooth decoration, tooth gems, tooth gems around the world, tooth gems popularity, tooth gems prevalence, tooth jewelry, unique dental trends

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as basic as a plain potato? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have tooth gems galore! That’s right, forget about diamonds, we’re all about that dental bling here. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world? Yep, you heard that right. So come join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens…they may look cute, but they mean business.

Euros Be Like Minecraft SMP

Euro culture, euro humor, euro memes, European cuisine, European culture, EUROS, exotic cuisine, funny, funny wildlife, humor, humor memes, meme, Minecraft, smp, spicy, spicy food, spicy jokes, spicy memes, spicy wildlife, wild animals, wildlife, wildlife humor

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Runes Activated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the wildlife is as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because on our server, the wildlife is so spicy it’ll make your taste buds tingle! From creepers with hot sauce explosions to skeletons shooting flaming arrows, you’ll never know what crazy critter you’ll encounter next.

Join us if you dare, but be warned – the wildlife here is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive in this spicy jungle of chaos. So grab your sword and your shield, and get ready for the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Nijisanji on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story! And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual Nijisanji world where you can interact with hilarious characters, embark on wild quests, and maybe even find a hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s a diamond block shaped like a taco).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Just remember to buckle up because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Eien’s Epic SMP Adventure

#youtube, action games, Adventure, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, archives, Blaise Shinryu, Comfy girl, Corpo, DEADeien, Dorky mecha fan, drawing, eien, EIEN Friends, EIEN Project General, Eiens, Energetic girl, Epic, Gen 1 Museia, Gen 2 Haven, Halo, horror games, in memoriam, indie games, Ironic weeb, jidf, Kilia Kurayami, League, Lore, Mirri Saffire, Nanimo Navi, nier, pcgen3k, pxl, retro games, Schedule, Silly noblewoman, Skye Shinryu, smp, songs, Speedrunning, twitter, Unhinged tomboy, vdere, vnug, VSMP, VT, Website, zatsu, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Well, look no further than EIEN – or should I say DEADeien edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with mecha fans, unhinged tomboys, energetic girls, ironic weebs, and silly noblewomen. We’ve got action games, horror games, retro games, Nier, speedrunning, League, Animal Crossing, Halo, and so much more!

But wait, there’s more! We even have a memorial for a player who graduated (yes, graduated) from our server. And don’t even get me started on the lore, archives, and songs – it’s like a whole new world waiting to be explored.

So why join EIEN? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with such a colorful cast of characters and outrageous stories? Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see why EIEN is the place to be!

Approved Larian Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, chickens wear sunglasses, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city where villagers throw raves every night, and the only currency is emeralds. You can even ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, metaphorically speaking, this server is the bomb dot com!

Great_Game_Hype_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	108
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring games that don’t live up to the hype? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only waifus you’ll find are creepers in disguise!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more plot twists than a telenovela.

Don’t waste your time with boring DLCs, join us and experience the ultimate adventure that will make you forget about all those overhyped games. Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure that will make you richer than a diamond mine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the fun begin!