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BagGuardBlockerMC

Airport, airport etiquette, aita, baggage security, BagGuardBlockerMC, bathroom, boarding, frequent traveler, INCONVENIENCE, luggage, Munich airport, refusing, Safety, SECURITY, Shops, solo traveler, stranger danger, stranger’s bag, travel etiquette, watch, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Towns Built:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Votes:	4154	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Are you tired of being asked to watch strangers’ bags at the airport? Join our Minecraft server and never deal with that awkward situation again! We promise no one will ever ask you to watch their virtual luggage while they go to the virtual bathroom.

Our server is so secure, you won’t even have to worry about imaginary worst-case scenarios. Plus, we have a special feature where if someone asks you to watch their virtual bag, a magical unicorn will appear and take care of it for you.

So come join us and leave the baggage watching to someone else – literally!

ObsessedCraft Minecraft Server

compulsive behavior, compulsive thoughts, excessive thoughts, hypersexuality, mental health, Minecraft, ObsessedCraft, Obsession, obsessive thoughts, psychological disorder, Server, sex, Sexual Addiction, sexual behavior, sexual behavior disorder, sexual fixation, sexual obsession, sexual preoccupation, signs of obsession, signs of obsession with sex, unhealthy fixation, unhealthy obsession

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most sex-obsessed server out there! Join us if you want to build giant phallic structures, engage in steamy roleplay with other players, and participate in our annual “Hot and Heavy” building competition where the most erotic creation wins a prize! So come on, let your inner freak flag fly and join us on our sexy Minecraft adventure!

PixelatedGrind

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Emeralds Found:	5980
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the daily grind of a 9 to 5 job? Do you dream of a world where you can escape the monotony and live a life of adventure and excitement? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs all while avoiding the dreaded office cubicle. Our server is filled with wacky characters, insane challenges, and endless possibilities for fun and mischief.

So if you’re ready to trade in your boring job for a life of endless adventure, join us on our server today! Who needs a paycheck when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? Let the craziness begin!

KosherCraft Minecraft Server

assault, avoids prison, court decision, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice, Golders Green, Jewish community, Justice, knife attacker, Kosher, KosherCraft, Legal System, London, Minecraft, prosecution, Public Safety, sentencing, Server, supermarket, uk, violence

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion!

MacronCraft: No Extremist Fever!

current events, Democracy, european union, extremism, extremist, extremist fever, Fever, France, French politics, Government, leadership, Macron, MacronCraft, nationalism, Politics, president, public opinion, rejection, Social Issues, society, Speech, Unity, VALUES

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Star Shards Collected:	227
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Animals Bred:	68

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, ya know? like, Macron is all like, “reject extremist fever” but we’re all about embracing the craziness here! we got, like, flying pigs and talking cows and, like, a secret underground disco party with zombie DJs.

join us if you wanna ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil unicorns or build a castle out of jellybeans and cotton candy. we don’t discriminate against any players, even if you’re a potato with a dream of becoming a french fry.

so come on, join us and let’s reject that boring old normalcy and embrace the extreme fever of this totally rad Minecraft server!

EliteBeatsCraft

Alternative, artists, Diverse, Elite, EliteBeatsCraft, everyone, Genres, Individuality, judgment, Mainstream, music taste, Niche, Opinions, Perception, personal taste, popular music, Preferences, songs, Subjective, underground music, Unique

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	6070	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so come join our minecraft server where we only play the most exclusive music tracks while you mine and build! we have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, and our DJ is a zombie who really knows how to drop the beats. plus, if you find the hidden jukebox in the jungle biome, you unlock a special power-up that lets you fly like a chicken for 10 minutes. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied with a bunch of blocky animals in a virtual world. come on, join us and show off your elite music taste while having a blast in minecraft!

CardioCraft: Gut Age Mod – Unhealthy Over 30s

30s, age, aging, CardioCraft, cardiovascular disease risk, cardiovascular health, chronic disease, Elderly, Gut, gut health, Gut microbial age, health, Heart Disease, inflammation, Medical research, metabolically unhealthy, microbiology, Microbiome, microbiota, mod, Nature Medicine, older people, research, risk factors, scientific study, Unhealthy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

so like, u know how u always wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be healthy? well dis server got u covered cuz we got gut microbial age modulatin’ yo cardiovascular disease risk! like, who even knew dat was a thing? but it is on dis server!

if u an older person who be metabolically unhealthy, dis server is da place to be. we gonna help u out with all dat heart stuff while u buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers. it’s like multitaskin’ for yo health and yo entertainment.

come join us on dis wild ride of gut microbial age modulatin’ and cardiovascular disease risk reducin’. u won’t regret it, trust me. we got all da crazy stuff happenin’ here, it’s like a whole new world of minecraft fun!

Shamanov server Minecraft

best experience, cars, CubeMC, Explore, gaming project, HiTech, Minecraft, Mods, passionate, Playing, RailCraft, Servers, Shamanov server, TEAM, weapons, world

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to CubeMC! We are a startup gaming project where you can get the best Minecraft experience with our mods and many servers.

We are passionate about our work and strive to provide the best gaming experience. Our team is constantly working to provide you with the best experience possible.

So join us and start playing! Explore the world of Minecraft with CubeMC!

🌟 OnyxMC – Embrace Adventure with Sleepy Villagers! 🌟 NO SQUARES

#exciting, Adventure, browser, Community, Disasters, Discord, dynamic, Embrace, Friendly, Graves, Map, navigation, OnyxMC, Plugins, Seasons, Semi Vanilla, server ip, Shop, sleepy, squares, Staff, Support, Survival, Version, villagers, weather

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

OnyxMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Community	Small, friendly community focused on building and exploring together
Plugins	RealisticSeasons, DeadlyDisastersn [PRO], GraveStonesPlus, Dynmap
Staff	Active and supportive staff members
Server IP	play.onyxmc.com
Version	1.20.6

OnyxMC Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address play.onyxmc.com

Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on OnyxMC?

A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.6 to join our server

Q: Can I view the world map of OnyxMC?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at map.onyxmc.org

Q: Is there a shop on OnyxMC?

A: Yes, you can visit our shop at shop.onyxmc.org

Q: How can I join the OnyxMC Discord community?

A: You can join our Discord community by clicking here

CraftyIndieMC Server

CraftyIndieMC, general, independent developers, independent games, indie community, indie culture, indie developers, indie discussion, indie enthusiasts, indie games, indie gaming, indie news, indie players, indie recommendations, indie releases, indie resources, indie scene, indie spotlight, indie support, indies, Server, Wachifurra

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Runes Activated:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wachifurras out there!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride llamas into battle against evil creepers, participate in llama fashion shows, and even have llama dance parties in our virtual disco!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Llama Queen, who will grant you special llama powers if you can impress her with your llama-tastic skills.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a llama-filled adventure like no other!