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KimJongCraft: TrumpReturns!

BBC, defector interview, dictator, Diplomacy, elite defector, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong Un and Trump, Kim Jong Un’s intentions, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, leadership, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, summit, trump, TrumpReturns, united states, world news

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9297	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Animals Bred:	92	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so like, you know how Kim Jong Un is like obsessed with Trump? well, turns out this elite defector dude spilled the beans to the BBC about it. like, can you imagine the drama on this server? join us for some political shenanigans and build your own nuclear bunker to hide from the craziness. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before Kim Jong Un changes his mind and starts a real-life Minecraft war.

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Ores Mined:	6479
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8418
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	68	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6433
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3165
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Magic Items Found:	7235
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	311
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3516	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Towns Built:	10

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9510
Mines Excavated:	3712	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Towns Built:	4	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	15

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Astral Projections Made:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

MineModulate

Survival Reimagined

RANKClaimingLag-free experienceVoting RewardsEngaging CommunityGood

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👑 Hermit servers season 9: Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos, Just like Real Life!

active community, bedrock, business district, Chaos, cross-platform, Discord, Elected positions, Hermit, HermitCraft Inspired, hermitservers, Hint, java, King, Life, Major player events, MINISTERS, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, real, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Survival, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly events, Whitelisted server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	111	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	9th season
Gameplay	Hermitcraft inspired
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Shopping district, business district, mob/player heads, visual/fun add ons, player events, elected positions, tribal towns, player made mega bases, whitelisted server, weekly events, active community
Socials	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining the Discord server linked above and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, there are major player events happening all the time, creating a fun and engaging community experience.

Q: What are the elected positions on the server?

A: The server includes elected positions such as king and ministers, allowing players to take on leadership roles and contribute to the server’s governance.

Q: Can players collaborate in tribal towns?

A: Yes, players have the opportunity to work together in tribal towns, fostering teamwork and creating a sense of community within the server.

Q: Are there any social media accounts for the server?

A: Yes, you can find more information and updates by following hermitservers on social media platforms.