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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4058 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1290 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!